Originally Posted by Liam
Last time I checked, I wasnt gay enough for piercings.
I've never understood straight guys getting their tongues pierced. A trend-whore of a guy my ex-wife worked with got his done. Problem: he answered phones for a living. He sounded like Elmer Fudd getting some fillings for a week.
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.