This guy is the King. I have been known to write BS on tests, though.
One time on a biology II test, I was supposed to diagram how bacteria or something turns into insulin. I spent the whole period drawing the Phillips (my teacher) Insulin factory. In the factory, there were conveyer belts and stuff. The funniest part was the tube labelled "Industrial Waste" that offloaded into a truck labelled "Hair Gel".
I got a 29, but he did give me 1/20 for that one.
It's been awhile...