Are the current cities of Oxford and Warwick the modern equivalent of Oxfordshire and Warwickshire, circa 1600-1700?
Also...have you ever heard of/been to a town called Balcom?
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.