Where were the teachers like this when I was in junior high school here in Tampa? Personally, I think this is a publicity stunt on her part. She's claiming insanity (and her "pinkie promise" demand in a recorded phone call seems to support the fact that all is not right with the soon-to-be former Mrs. LaFave) but she'll be sane enough to pose for Playboy and wind up as some third rate "celebrity".
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.