Haha. I wholeheartedly agree with everything in that post, except for tasks 1-14. 15 is nice though. I've come to 3 conclusions:
1.) $6 a gallon is absurd. I sympathize.
2.) Europe has it's own "American football" league I believe.
3.) If the Queen would like to change the very foundations of our dialect, she may do so, only if she is willing to appear on Fear Factor.