I vote for heaven because Glare has been gifted with the best sense of humor. We must cherish is comedic genius and give him prizes, money and sexual favors. He's the living incarnation of the god of comedy. Each one of his threads have been dripping with the most hilarious jokes and stories that I've ever heard, and will ever hear in my entire lifetime. "I lost my left testicle in a shower." Oh dear, that one had me on the floor. Lost a testicle? It's genius, 'cus, usually, we don't lose testicles. Thank you Glare for being a gift from God himself. You represent everything that's funny, and everything that's well in the world.
In other words, you suck, and I hate you. Stop making threads.
I'm only here to remind Brad to take his protein pills daily.