Originally Posted by apoggy
Note: no fit girls are about, so Liam, other ideas please.
Well then in that case...go with "masturbate". Surely you can find some fit girls on the web. The hum of said computers should drown out your "intimate noises".
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.