Ashamed? I don't think so, Sparky.
No offense, but your posts make me think of a horny virgin, who hangs girls' (who conveniently all live in the Niagra Falls area) panties on their rear view mirror. The way you talk about women, and the way they want to be treated, makes me think you've been spending more on porn than grooming products.
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.