here it goes.
Back in the day of pre-teen age years, I was at a shitty "party" if you call it that, and my girlfriend was there. I had never made out before, and of course she was. So we we're gonna "Kiss" (Wow I sould like a shmuck) and I missed her mouth and licked her cheek. I swear I must've looked like an autistic dog looking for his meal. On top of all that. I was the only guy there, and there were like 25 people. So imagine the shit I heard.
Yeah, my friends still laugh at me for that.