I've been here for over a year, and I still see the same effect that Keira gives to new and old fans alike. My infatuatory phase lasted for about 6 months, but I've been more or less entrenched by the horrible staff of this place. Bollocks to their good will and easygoing personalities!
But why did I first like Keira? Because she reminded me of Natalie Portman...with a British accent. And she's got these eyes that light up, and this smile that kills. Or something like that. Not in the mood for metaphor.
"I like refried beans. That's why I want to try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good, and we're just wasting time." - Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005)
"Football is about if you want to run and fight for each other, if you really want to play that killer ball." - Robin van Persie, Arsenal FC