Whiter that Wonder Bread with the crusts cut off.
My father's side is of, from what I can tell, 100% English descent, (Irish further back) even though I'm like the eighth generation in the US. All of my grandmothers' have very English sounding names, so I don't see even a sprinkling of ethnicity.
My mother's side is mostly English, but with a smattering of Swedish and German to whiten me up even more.
My ex-wife was a member of DAR, and pure whitebread as well, so my daughter is translucent.
I have as much rhythm as a dryer full of bowling balls.