If you read other people's posts, you'll notice the answer to: "And so my question becomes, why do you love Keira?" written between the lines, or maybe just at the very end. For example mine...
"Used to be infactuated with her, but I've left it all behind. I just like to use her for images on my mobile and computer. I'm more interested in getting the girl next door than Keira. At least she's closer. 'Course, Keira's still the most beautiful woman on the earth."
Last line, there's your answer

Though, I'm glad you noticed most of us spammed without reading one of the longest posts written by a non-officer/mod/admin.