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Old 28-06-2004, 10:39 PM   Attended an OMGWTFKKWBBQ! KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #17
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I'd buy a failing pubishing house, finally get one of my shitty novels published just to inflict it on the rest of the world...hopefully become famous...and then hire a hitman to kill me in the middle of Trafalgar Square (seemed as good a place as any...)

Of course I haven't done the sums, but there must be a fair few near-bankrupt publishing houses going cheap and I'm sure Sephy'd do the job for a very reasonable price...
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