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Old 25-08-2004, 03:32 AM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #12
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I must lay claim to the most ridiculous tan lines in history. I called it my Neapoli-tan. When I was playing football, we usually practiced in pads, which meant that my calves and and arms stayed a nice brown color. When we practiced in shorts, my chest and thighs would get a nice sunburnt red and then, when I showered, my creamy white ass remained its vanilla color. I literally looked like a giant Neapolitan ice cream bar.
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