Getting back on topic .....
I'm pretty up on my Keira news and pictures and I have a general understanding and appreciation for the English language, but my HTML skills are sub-par, to say the least (i.e. I've never done anything web site related), so I'm probably not going to be your go-to gal.
Ohh and I definitely have the funny. Sometimes. Whoever gave me this title ... I love you. You gave me a pretty good giggle (even if it was meant to be insulting ... it's funny).
Anywho, just to ensure that this post wasn't completely futile, I'm totally behind the votes for Cliff, apoggy, Sarah, and Haz. Although I don't really recall anyone saying we were even going to take a vote.