Originally Posted by barrington
Paris Hilton is an out and out whore. She has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. She's gaunt, ugly and quite frankly undeserving of my attention.
I'd take a kick in the balls from Keira over a roll in the sack with Paris any day of the week.
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.