no offence to blondes!
How can you tell if a blonde's been in your car? There's lipstick on the steering wheel where she's been trying to blow the horn.
Theres a blonde, a brunette and a redhead standing at a bus-stop. th redhead sais to the other two
'i'm disgraced at my daughter, i walked into her room yesterdy and found a packet of ciggerettes on the floor, i can't beleave she smokes.'
"I know how you feel" sais the brunette " my i found an empty bottle of vodka in my daughter's room, i can't beleave she drinks!"
"That's nothing" sais the blonde " i walked into my duaghter's room and found an empty condom packet" "NO!" say the other 2 women "Yes" continues the blonde "I can't beleave she has a penis"
he's fine just like i promised she's all set to marry norrington just like she promised and you get to die for her just like you promised so really we're all men of our word exept elizabeth who is in fact a woman.
Keira(blooper on POTC after accepting norringotn's proposal)
hall i shop for something to wear? Or will it be bare breast and ankles all the way?