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Forum: Newcomers Forum 16-04-2011, 10:41 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 3,170
Posted By Hazzle
You mean because I'm never around? Or because I'm...

You mean because I'm never around? Or because I'm usually such an utter bastard? Or both?
Forum: Newcomers Forum 07-04-2011, 11:33 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 407
Posted By Hazzle
Welcome to KKW. Always nice to have some fresh...

Welcome to KKW. Always nice to have some fresh blood.

Please feel free to to get involved in the General Discussion boards (http://www.keiraknightley.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=9), where you'll...
Forum: Newcomers Forum 07-04-2011, 11:31 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 3,170
Posted By Hazzle
Is this the obligatory "must be nice to the...

Is this the obligatory "must be nice to the newbies" thread? Meh, sod it, I guess I can be nice just this once. Welcome to the W kiddo.

Please feel free to to get involved in the General Discussion...
Forum: Newcomers Forum 20-06-2010, 12:34 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 843
Posted By Hazzle
Hi Laura. Welcome to KKW. That's fine. Good to...

Hi Laura. Welcome to KKW.

That's fine. Good to see someone promoting charities on here. As long as it's in a non-spammy way (don't worry, so far yours is just fine :))

Please feel free to to get...
Forum: Newcomers Forum 19-04-2010, 08:48 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,084
Posted By Hazzle
It is a rather good one. Where the fuck is this...

It is a rather good one. Where the fuck is this guy? Come back damnit!
Forum: Newcomers Forum 17-03-2010, 02:37 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,084
Posted By Hazzle
Obviously a very late message but welcome. Don't...

Obviously a very late message but welcome. Don't feel shy about posting, since the "regulars" haven't been around lately you newcomers should get involved and post stuff. Check out the "General...
Forum: Newcomers Forum 17-03-2010, 02:32 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 531
Posted By Hazzle
A bit (very) late to the party, but welcome...

A bit (very) late to the party, but welcome aboard. Don't be shy about posting on here, by the looks of things the place could do with some fresh blood.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 12-12-2007, 12:22 PM
Replies: 6
Hey
Views: 871
Posted By Hazzle
Liar.

Liar.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 12-12-2007, 12:20 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,697
Posted By Hazzle
A BIT?!?! Hey, if the rules say no netspeak does...

A BIT?!?!

Hey, if the rules say no netspeak does that include names?
Forum: Newcomers Forum 11-12-2007, 03:17 PM
Replies: 6
Hey
Views: 871
Posted By Hazzle
What he means is he likes sluts. Seeing how you...

What he means is he likes sluts. Seeing how you said you were a) not a slut and b) 14 I HOPE he'll now be sufficiently put off to not start masturbating to mental images of you in tie-dye. Knowing...
Forum: Newcomers Forum 29-11-2007, 03:27 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,889
Posted By Hazzle
Which just goes to prove that Americans DO get...

Which just goes to prove that Americans DO get irony...
Forum: Newcomers Forum 23-11-2007, 01:18 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,889
Posted By Hazzle
Because you're all thick fat bastards who eat...

Because you're all thick fat bastards who eat nothing but BBQ and fuck your cousins.

Wait, you mean that's just a stereotype? You're not all like that? TV lied to us?
Forum: Newcomers Forum 23-11-2007, 12:29 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,228
Posted By Hazzle
Oh. Another newbie. Joy.

Oh. Another newbie. Joy.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 23-11-2007, 12:27 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 971
Posted By Hazzle
I like the name. Shows a modicum of originality...

I like the name. Shows a modicum of originality (although loads of people use Keira's name few use it so creatively). Welcome aboard HMS KKW (yes HMS. HMS > USS)
Forum: Newcomers Forum 08-11-2007, 12:27 PM
Replies: 19
hey
Views: 1,543
Posted By Hazzle
The oath says you swear to tell the truth. So the...

The oath says you swear to tell the truth. So the "So help me God" part refers to God helping you tell the truth. The phrase "So help me God" refers to God giving us strength to do the right thing.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 07-11-2007, 06:41 PM
Replies: 19
hey
Views: 1,543
Posted By Hazzle
It's the oath you take when you take the stand in...

It's the oath you take when you take the stand in court. At least it used to be.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 07-11-2007, 02:02 PM
Replies: 19
hey
Views: 1,543
Posted By Hazzle
Thanks Ice, that's precisely what I meant by...

Thanks Ice, that's precisely what I meant by "it's no biggie". Super Ice to the rescue.

Like Ran I love you. Except in my case it's totally sexual.

Anything I've said about Leonie is the truth, the...
Forum: Newcomers Forum 06-11-2007, 05:16 PM
Replies: 19
hey
Views: 1,543
Posted By Hazzle
Hello. We normally recommend people start their...

Hello. We normally recommend people start their own welcome thread but it's no biggie. Judging from the name I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you're female. In which case Leonie (our...
Forum: Newcomers Forum 05-11-2007, 07:44 PM
Replies: 15
Hey
Views: 1,351
Posted By Hazzle
I love the fact Spartan knows me so well. Hell I...

I love the fact Spartan knows me so well. Hell I mock Randy about his dodgy kidney.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 03-11-2007, 07:53 PM
Replies: 15
Hey
Views: 1,351
Posted By Hazzle
If you're going to swear, swear properly. It's...

If you're going to swear, swear properly. It's fuck. FUCK. F-U-C-K...oh wait...you're dyslexic.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 03-11-2007, 11:37 AM
Replies: 15
Hey
Views: 1,351
Posted By Hazzle
Some would say it's what I do best. It's his...

Some would say it's what I do best.



It's his own fault for spending 20 grand on a new kitchen with no food to cook in it!
Forum: Newcomers Forum 31-10-2007, 01:22 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 728
Posted By Hazzle
We don't do much talking about Keira, funnily...

We don't do much talking about Keira, funnily enough. Welcome anyway though.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 31-10-2007, 01:19 PM
Replies: 15
Hey
Views: 1,351
Posted By Hazzle
You were wrong.

You were wrong.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 30-10-2007, 12:18 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,655
Posted By Hazzle
Is that an offer Bazzle? I'm sure a post-BBQ...

Is that an offer Bazzle? I'm sure a post-BBQ rendezvous could be arranged...
Forum: Newcomers Forum 29-10-2007, 07:43 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,655
Posted By Hazzle
He likes to think so. The truth is he'll hit on...

He likes to think so. The truth is he'll hit on any female who joins KKW. Plus, to be fair, you are cute, so it's not like his taste is off or anything. Just that he's not being himself in an effort...
Forum: Newcomers Forum 29-10-2007, 07:03 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,655
Posted By Hazzle
This is true. I see no point in pretense because...

This is true. I see no point in pretense because everyone's nice to newbies when they're fresh and then when the "newness" wears off they start giving them the KKW treatment. Personally I think it's...
Forum: Newcomers Forum 29-10-2007, 02:23 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,655
Posted By Hazzle
We seem very nice? Trust me, we're not. In fact...

We seem very nice? Trust me, we're not. In fact we struggle to manage "nice" let alone "very".
Forum: Newcomers Forum 28-10-2007, 03:53 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 2,876
Posted By Hazzle
It was in English but I know how much you...

It was in English but I know how much you struggle with it :p. What I was saying was given your troubles it could either make you quick to criticise others (as is the case) or make you more...
Forum: Newcomers Forum 26-10-2007, 09:28 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 2,876
Posted By Hazzle
Or...you could be understanding because you know...

Or...you could be understanding because you know what it's like. No, wait, that's gay.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 25-10-2007, 10:03 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 2,876
Posted By Hazzle
Heh. See what you've let yourself in for? This is...

Heh. See what you've let yourself in for? This is why we must warn all newbies what to expect.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 24-10-2007, 08:31 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 2,876
Posted By Hazzle
What he means is he had hoped you were female,...

What he means is he had hoped you were female, available and local. Or can travel.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 24-10-2007, 09:32 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 2,876
Posted By Hazzle
Wha? "she"? Did I miss that part? Must be going...

Wha? "she"? Did I miss that part? Must be going blind in my old age...

And so what? I am a horse's arse. I'm actually the whole horse. I'm Meathead's dad.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 22-10-2007, 10:01 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 2,876
Posted By Hazzle
Guinness.

Guinness.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 18-10-2007, 11:25 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 904
Posted By Hazzle
So not that different to ours, then (for the non...

So not that different to ours, then (for the non UK-ers reading this, ours is 10-11).
Forum: Newcomers Forum 17-10-2007, 10:34 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 904
Posted By Hazzle
Year 6? So you're like...10? Wow, I think that...

Year 6? So you're like...10? Wow, I think that may be our youngest yet. Welcome aboard.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 17-10-2007, 10:15 AM
Replies: 12
Hi
Views: 1,147
Posted By Hazzle
He can do that but he can't spellcheck his posts...

He can do that but he can't spellcheck his posts to deal with his dyslexia. :dontknowa
Forum: Newcomers Forum 14-10-2007, 12:36 PM
Replies: 12
Hi
Views: 1,147
Posted By Hazzle
I think Ice wants to bum you. That's his way of...

I think Ice wants to bum you. That's his way of courting you. Welcome to the madhouse cappy.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 14-10-2007, 12:31 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 780
Posted By Hazzle
Yeah, don't worry about it. Not being able to...

Yeah, don't worry about it. Not being able to speak English hasn't hindered Ice...
Forum: Newcomers Forum 10-10-2007, 12:08 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,008
Posted By Hazzle
I try. Don't think for one second I'm paying to...

I try. Don't think for one second I'm paying to replace your keyboard though...
Forum: Newcomers Forum 07-10-2007, 12:06 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,008
Posted By Hazzle
Good choice. Ice likes that sort of geeky stuff...

Good choice. Ice likes that sort of geeky stuff more than sex. Even gay sex.

(although I worry if he really does like to split things...my arse is rather sensitive).

Welcome Becky (heh), if you...
Forum: KeiraKnightley.com & Forum Issues 06-10-2007, 03:47 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 13,280
Posted By Hazzle
I wasn't particularly bothered then (just liked...

I wasn't particularly bothered then (just liked getting into arguments...not much has changed then) and I'm not particularly bothered now. On the one hand I'm somewhat with Ducks, it can't hurt, on...
Forum: Newcomers Forum 05-10-2007, 04:16 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,285
Posted By Hazzle
No, but the tone wasn't hostile. Neither was...

No, but the tone wasn't hostile. Neither was mine, sarcastic, yes, hostile, no. Let's all chill.



Bah, introduction threads are always spammy. It's what they exist for. They're my favourite...
Forum: Newcomers Forum 05-10-2007, 04:06 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,285
Posted By Hazzle
She didn't do that though, it was said in jest,...

She didn't do that though, it was said in jest, which was clearly understood by all.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 05-10-2007, 03:59 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,285
Posted By Hazzle
Hello Mr Kettle, meet Mr Pot. He just called you...

Hello Mr Kettle, meet Mr Pot. He just called you black. Perhaps you should heed your own advice.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 05-10-2007, 12:39 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,285
Posted By Hazzle
Can't say as I blame you. Unprovoked attacks by...

Can't say as I blame you. Unprovoked attacks by some people on others are getting a little old.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 05-10-2007, 12:28 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,285
Posted By Hazzle
The forums would really be a much worse place if...

The forums would really be a much worse place if you did that again, so I hope you don't.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 05-10-2007, 12:11 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,285
Posted By Hazzle
I think Leonie was being jovial (hence the...

I think Leonie was being jovial (hence the smileys). Dan took it that way too, seemingly.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 04-10-2007, 12:50 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,285
Posted By Hazzle
Heh. At Leonie, not Dan. Welcome to KKW, we're...

Heh. At Leonie, not Dan. Welcome to KKW, we're pretty understanding of non-native English speakers so long as they don't pick fights. Then we beat down on them and use their inability to use English...
Forum: KeiraKnightley.com & Forum Issues 07-06-2007, 07:11 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 4,107
Posted By Hazzle
Ice has already blamed me. In the long run...

Ice has already blamed me.

In the long run you'll be grateful when I've scared off the newbies...
Forum: KeiraKnightley.com & Forum Issues 07-06-2007, 05:53 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 4,107
Posted By Hazzle
Since most of them are teenagers it's wrong on so...

Since most of them are teenagers it's wrong on so many levels.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 07-06-2007, 05:51 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,012
Posted By Hazzle
She went up to the big forum in the sky for...

She went up to the big forum in the sky for pretty members only.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 06-06-2007, 09:19 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,012
Posted By Hazzle
The greatest rule ever. Although I would say that...

The greatest rule ever. Although I would say that as it all started when I suggested that a seemingly pretty girl authenticate her pictures in said way. Which she did, credit to her. And thus the...
Forum: Newcomers Forum 06-06-2007, 09:17 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,026
Posted By Hazzle
Non-practising, but I still learnt a lot of Latin...

Non-practising, but I still learnt a lot of Latin as a result.
Forum: KeiraKnightley.com & Forum Issues 06-06-2007, 09:07 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 6,487
Posted By Hazzle
Lies.

Lies.
Forum: KeiraKnightley.com & Forum Issues 06-06-2007, 01:55 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 6,487
Posted By Hazzle
*waves both hands*

*waves both hands*
Forum: Newcomers Forum 06-06-2007, 01:25 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,117
Posted By Hazzle
Heh, no, I actually hated the lilac. But: 1)...

Heh, no, I actually hated the lilac.

But:

1) She doesn't use netspeak, and hates those who do.
2) When someone makes a comment about the Lilac, instead of being a pathetic whiny brat like so many...
Forum: Newcomers Forum 06-06-2007, 01:21 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,117
Posted By Hazzle
Aww, I like this one. Why can't they all be like...

Aww, I like this one. Why can't they all be like this?
Forum: Newcomers Forum 06-06-2007, 01:08 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,026
Posted By Hazzle
Wasn't funny. And yes, I understood it. Lawyers...

Wasn't funny. And yes, I understood it. Lawyers love Latin, remember?
Forum: Newcomers Forum 06-06-2007, 12:18 AM
Replies: 2
new
Views: 537
Posted By Hazzle
Hello. Goodbye. That was short. Kinda like me...

Hello.

Goodbye.

That was short. Kinda like me then...
Forum: Newcomers Forum 04-06-2007, 11:48 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 787
Posted By Hazzle
You didn't know Russian girls were hot? Jeez....

You didn't know Russian girls were hot? Jeez. There was this Russian girl at Uni who pretty much blew every other girl in the department clean out of the water. Practically perfect from head to toe....
Forum: Newcomers Forum 04-06-2007, 11:45 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 553
Posted By Hazzle
Cool name. Shame you can't spell Keira. Cardinal...

Cool name. Shame you can't spell Keira. Cardinal sin that. Welcome.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 04-06-2007, 11:43 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 897
Posted By Hazzle
How do you "officially" become a fan of someone...

How do you "officially" become a fan of someone who has no official fan club? Do you have to build an altar in your bedroom and sacrifice virgins on it? I've always thought sacrificing virgins was a...
Forum: Newcomers Forum 04-06-2007, 11:39 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 493
Posted By Hazzle
Four and a half years? Crikey. That sounds...

Four and a half years? Crikey. That sounds positively suffocating. I can hear the ball and chain rattling in the background. You have my sympathies.

Welcome aboard the good ship Wavefront matey.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 04-06-2007, 11:36 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 651
Posted By Hazzle
What was your name again?

What was your name again?
Forum: Newcomers Forum 04-06-2007, 11:21 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,012
Posted By Hazzle
Cool username. Fo, you're slipping up...invoke...

Cool username. Fo, you're slipping up...invoke Rule 9 privileges!
Forum: Newcomers Forum 04-06-2007, 07:55 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,026
Posted By Hazzle
That would require you to make more than one...

That would require you to make more than one post.

Go on, don't be shy. We don't bite. Much.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 04-06-2007, 07:25 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,376
Posted By Hazzle
I'm in a "I hate all women" phase at the moment....

I'm in a "I hate all women" phase at the moment. Except Leonie, of course, because she's special. And now PD too. And Mandy. But other than them.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 04-06-2007, 07:17 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,117
Posted By Hazzle
Welcome to the nuthouse.

Welcome to the nuthouse.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 04-06-2007, 07:12 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,376
Posted By Hazzle
Heh PD. That's gold. I love you right now. Even...

Heh PD. That's gold. I love you right now. Even if you are a girl.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 04-06-2007, 07:10 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,376
Posted By Hazzle
Heh PD. That's gold. I love you right now. Even...

Heh PD. That's gold. I love you right now. Even if you are a girl.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 04-06-2007, 07:08 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 502
Posted By Hazzle
I blame the Carebears. Responsible for the...

I blame the Carebears. Responsible for the downfall of society, they are.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 04-06-2007, 06:56 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 3,223
Posted By Hazzle
Well, they're not as impressive as yours Ice ;)....

Well, they're not as impressive as yours Ice ;). Fair play to Leonie.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 04-06-2007, 06:24 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 404
Posted By Hazzle
Heh. Was a matter of time. I believe the smiley...

Heh. Was a matter of time. I believe the smiley comment vindicates me.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 04-06-2007, 06:15 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,363
Posted By Hazzle
Which was the point I was making...jeez...some...

Which was the point I was making...jeez...some people!
Forum: Newcomers Forum 04-06-2007, 06:10 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 404
Posted By Hazzle
Everytime you use a smiley God kills a...

Everytime you use a smiley God kills a kitten.

Welcoming people after only one post feels a bit weird. But it's good to see we're getting members from all over the world. Have fun.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 04-06-2007, 06:06 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 3,223
Posted By Hazzle
It'd be great fun! We could all get to be Keira...

It'd be great fun! We could all get to be Keira for a day!

You'd finally get to see what a life without having boobs is like.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 04-06-2007, 05:57 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,036
Posted By Hazzle
Rule 9 is your friend. That seriously is the best...

Rule 9 is your friend. That seriously is the best rule in the history of KKW.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 04-06-2007, 05:54 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 2,511
Posted By Hazzle
She does too! Baz even gave her a special badge...

She does too! Baz even gave her a special badge and stuff!
Forum: Newcomers Forum 04-06-2007, 05:52 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 472
Posted By Hazzle
Leonie's a liar. I swear I just read a newcomers...

Leonie's a liar. I swear I just read a newcomers thread started by Keira!
Forum: Newcomers Forum 04-06-2007, 05:50 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 3,223
Posted By Hazzle
Heh. Just heh. This place has always been home to...

Heh. Just heh. This place has always been home to people with false identities but people, if you're going to try it, avoid Keira. Why not pretend to be someone moderately less famous and see if you...
Forum: Newcomers Forum 04-06-2007, 05:43 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 495
Posted By Hazzle
After an introduction like that I can't even be...

After an introduction like that I can't even be mean to you. Damnit.

Welcome aboard. Cool username, it's great to see people NOT use Keira's name or initials or whatever in theirs. Shows a bit of...
Forum: Newcomers Forum 04-06-2007, 05:36 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,376
Posted By Hazzle
This thread's great. Who needs a Newcomers forum...

This thread's great. Who needs a Newcomers forum when they can all just introduce themselves on one bumper thread?
Forum: Newcomers Forum 04-06-2007, 05:33 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,363
Posted By Hazzle
Your friend looks like a big empty space where a...

Your friend looks like a big empty space where a picture should go.

Funnily enough so does Keira according to this thread.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 04-06-2007, 05:30 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,238
Posted By Hazzle
So it was YOUR fault I've been without internet...

So it was YOUR fault I've been without internet or telephone for close to a month?! That voodoo is powerful stuff.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 08-05-2007, 08:19 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,238
Posted By Hazzle
Heh...PD's a mongrel. Welcome to the madhouse.

Heh...PD's a mongrel.

Welcome to the madhouse.
Forum: Newcomers Forum 30-04-2007, 09:12 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 3,177
Posted By Hazzle
Ice doesn't like girls anyway. Says they smell...

Ice doesn't like girls anyway. Says they smell too fishy...
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