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Petting the Kitten...
Petting the Kitten...is a term a girl I once knew used to say she was going to go pleasure herself...
Guys have terms like "Choke the Chicken" or "One Fisted Mambo" What are some of the cute terms you've heard for feminine self-love? |
One time I heard a teacher call it "Masturbation". That's silly.
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"Flicking the bean" is used in this house .
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Wank.
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"beat the bludger," and "taming the dragon," are from a SNL skip, making fun of Harry Potter.
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Flogging the bishop.
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Boxing the bald-headed clown
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Petting the one eyed trouser snake.
Plumbing checkup. Locking the thread. Dry cleaning the meat curtains. Spot the odd one out. |
Plumbing Checkup is not done solo, those plumbers dont half have have an active job.
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