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Martha 26-09-2004 08:12 PM

Petting the Kitten...
 
Petting the Kitten...is a term a girl I once knew used to say she was going to go pleasure herself...

Guys have terms like "Choke the Chicken" or "One Fisted Mambo"

What are some of the cute terms you've heard for feminine self-love?

Jacoby 26-09-2004 08:18 PM

One time I heard a teacher call it "Masturbation". That's silly.

NearokA 26-09-2004 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jacoby
One time I heard a teacher call it "Masturbation". That's silly.

Ditto.

Tabs 26-09-2004 10:18 PM

"Flicking the bean" is used in this house .

duckula 26-09-2004 10:25 PM

Wank.

frodo1511 26-09-2004 11:28 PM

"beat the bludger," and "taming the dragon," are from a SNL skip, making fun of Harry Potter.

Richard 26-09-2004 11:56 PM

Flogging the bishop.

johnnyboy 27-09-2004 12:46 AM

Boxing the bald-headed clown

IeatDogs 27-09-2004 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martha
Petting the Kitten...is a term a girl I once knew used to say she was going to go pleasure herself...

Guys have terms like "Choke the Chicken" or "One Fisted Mambo"

What are some of the cute terms you've heard for feminine self-love?

I'm waxing the carrot to your avatar. She's cute :icon_wink .

acliff 27-09-2004 07:41 AM

Petting the one eyed trouser snake.
Plumbing checkup.
Locking the thread.
Dry cleaning the meat curtains.

Spot the odd one out.

apoggy 27-09-2004 02:22 PM

Plumbing Checkup is not done solo, those plumbers dont half have have an active job.


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