If any body read this message pls. send it to keira
 

if any body read this message.
i do not have her e.mail address so pls send this message to keria I will be thankfull to you all my life.

Keira you are the one that God himself has made for me and I am the one the God himself have made for you. I love you, I love you, I love you so much that in this world it’s only you to home I love. I wish that I have you in my arms forever and ever and ever. Believe me I am for you and you are for me. It’s not your face or body but some thing inside you that pushes me towards you. I can’t think of a thing but only you. I am dying to have you in my arms forever. Become mine.

Nadeem Shahbaz

Nadeem_ace@hotmail.com
765/14 Al-Tamash Road,
Dheri Hassan Abad,
Rawalpindi. Pakistan.

LOLLLLLLLLL x 6.02 x 10^23

I'm sorry Nadeem, but I doubt anyone here knows her email address, that is if she even has one. You could write to her though, the address of her agent is around here somewhere :) You might want to tone that message down somewhat before you do contact Keira ;)

Nadeem, you can write to her here:

Keira Knightley
c/o PFD
Drury House
34-43 Russell St
London, England
WC2B 5HA

Hope it works out for you. I hear Acliff offers post-keira counselling.

a 'lol' times how many atoms are in a mole.
wierdo :p

That's almost really sweet...in a creepy, stalkerish kinda of way.

Crushes hurt. Man you have my sympathy.

Can't leave a joke without having to kill it can you? You're like the perverted coffin robber of posts. You laugh, dig it back up, reuse it, and fuck it up.
And yes, my post is wierd.

On another note, I do offer affordable post-Keira counselling. guaranteed to work*. PM me for discount cures (porn) and/or advice.

dude
 

Hey now you only live once, why not shoot for Keira Knightley? It may be a long shot but what the hell? Go nuts.

right, because it was such a hilarious joke in the first place.
cliff, quit acting like such a fucking prick.
i know its your style, but give it a rest.

ryan stop acting like a little bitch u know he is right

err... well my friend, the thoughts, "seek a better lifestyle," "find better ways to spend your time," and "be realistic" do come to mind, I commend you on your willingness to spread the love over a forum which is continually mocking when you don't seem to have a penis and are pretty much a whipped bitch. So for that I commend you, but I also must say... uhhh... most women are not much for the stalker type, so I'd consider doing something else than pining over miss knightley, just a suggestion though.

ahah
 

wow thank you. That made my day. Oencross is the greatest person on this forum. I almost choked on my bbq I was laughing so hard. Brilliant.

heh, right

Well, I'm sure she'd be flattered if you sent her the letter. It has an idealistic quality to it. You might need to persuade her a bit stronger on the whole idea of how you're what God intended for her. Other than that, good luck on that. Many of us may have felt that way about Keira in one way or another, but we were always grounded in reality - in the off-realization that we have no chance whatsoever. Idealism of that type is either to be commended or rejected. Let's see where it takes you, eh?

Woo, this kid has passion, man. :o

XD XD XD

Oencross....that was great....heh. The topic creator had me laughing the hardest though.

ok ok ok. we laughed. brilliant. lockage