AIDS will put an end to all those silly transfusions.
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HA! No can hear you Bono Pope!!!

Nothing like a good ol' fashioned ear infection to encourage the pulling of ear plugs.

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Doctor will clear that up.

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Case gets thrown out.

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Judge gets caught masturbating while on the bench.
(this is Donald Thompson...who got caught doing just that)

Howard Stern becomes president and makes it a pre-requisite for judges to masturbate while on the bench.

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Jerry Falwell goes nuts and snaps Howard Stern's skinny ass with one of his bionic Jesus chins.

Jesus, who is a closet Howard Stern fan, comes down and kicks Jerry Falwell's butt for misrepresenting him. The cunt.

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Dan Brown writes another novel, The Dali Code which claims that Jesus never existed. The book sells more copies than the Bible and the movie grosses 2.6 billion in its first weekend.
Jesus is relegated to ancient Egyptian minor-god status.

Dan Brown loses his case to Mikhail Anikin (couldn't find a picture of him. The hermit cunt).

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Luke Skywalker kills this Anakin cunt...just to make sure.

Your picture's not working. But a nice pun nonetheless.

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George Lucas writes another Star Wars film in which Luke (the gay cunt) is anally raped by a bounty hunter before being killed.

http://users3.ev1.net/~rfet/swchpics/sarlacc.jpg
Luke's asshole turns out to be the Sarlacc Pit...which eats the bounty hunter.

Colace makes the Sarlacc Pit (Luke's arsehole) explode.

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How on EARTH does that beat Colace? To be on the safe side...

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FDA ban both drugs because they caused the lab rats to try and mate with the monkeys.

Pepto is suppose to soothe diarrhea....That says Colace is a stool softener/laxative.

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Drug dealers create an underground colace-pepto-bismol ring.

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FBI closes down Drug Cartel

I start a legion of fanatics and slaughter the fbi in a clockwork orange fashion
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Didn't know Pepto did that! I only thought it settled the stomach.

Picture didn't work. Allow me :

http://archives.cnn.com/2001/SHOWBIZ...ry.escobar.jpg

Except your bloody picture doesn't work. Here...allow me, you useless tit.

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Your ultra violence is censored:

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XM Satellite Radio will eventually develop XM Satellite TV which will eliminate the Rating System *bwahhahahahaha*

The viewers boycott preferring to watch "Big Brother" for some reason, so the station goes bankrupthttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ogeiton/tv.jpg

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Since everyone does nothing but watch Big Brother, nothing gets done. Work stops, infrastructure crumbles and, since most knowledge is computer based, mankind tumbles backward thousands of years into the Neo-Paleolithic.

Pics from the family photo album Brad?

I'm on the right...of course. mlm:)mlm

Glad to see there are more civilised families than mine out there.

*ahem* Brad...could you shrink the picture down? Stretching is so annoying...

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Evolution takes mankind back to their former glory.

Without his beard, the source of all Darwins's power he becomes a call center guy and therefore never comes up with the theory of evolution for which one of our state capitals is named after him:
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"Good evening, is your broadband obesely expensive?"

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Rain rusts the razor.

If you wanna see long beards I advice you to go to middle east.each person has 2 or 3 meter beard.

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Shirley, the large dinosaur eats all the clouds, thus preventing rain for all of eternity.

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Meteor hits the Earth wiping out your gay dinosaur.

http://www.creativeglazes.com/images/white-clock-1.jpg

Time reverses the effects the meteor caused.
Time destroys everything.

EDIT: Ignoring Jacoby's post which was entered 2 seconds prior to mine....

http://www.bluecorncomics.com/pics/superman.jpg

Superman flys around the earth, reversing time far enough to allow the United States Government to assemble a space screw to land on the meteor and explode it before it hits.

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Cal's was better Jake.

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Kryptonite kills Superman. Oh don't cry, he's gay anyway, no big loss.

That's because Cale's the man. He's always funny. He's not a tit, Haz, like you. And you didn't stop the meteor men, so I will.

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Bruce Willis foils plot to blow up meteor with lame emotions, and overacting.