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calereneau 24-05-2006 09:40 PM

AIDS will put an end to all those silly transfusions.
http://www.aids-pomoc.cz/obrazky/Vlajka1.jpg

Hazzle 24-05-2006 10:20 PM

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/.../pope_bono.jpg

once_dreaded 24-05-2006 10:34 PM

http://dreamessentials.com/eye_masks.../ear_plugs.jpg

HA! No can hear you Bono Pope!!!

calereneau 25-05-2006 04:06 AM

Nothing like a good ol' fashioned ear infection to encourage the pulling of ear plugs.

http://www.drgreene.org/images/cg/19324.jpg

Hazzle 25-05-2006 09:08 AM

http://www.alternative-doctor.com/GR...doc-doctor.gif

Doctor will clear that up.

hasselbrad 25-05-2006 12:36 PM

http://www.texasinjuryattorney.com/i...alpractice.jpg

Hazzle 25-05-2006 12:53 PM

http://www.neutrinodesign.com/lokutus/judge.jpg

Case gets thrown out.

hasselbrad 25-05-2006 12:59 PM

http://www.courttv.com/graphics/phot...ide-092205.jpg
Judge gets caught masturbating while on the bench.
(this is Donald Thompson...who got caught doing just that)

Hazzle 25-05-2006 01:54 PM

Howard Stern becomes president and makes it a pre-requisite for judges to masturbate while on the bench.

http://www.theadvocates.org/celebrit...ward-stern.jpg

hasselbrad 25-05-2006 02:01 PM

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/re...well_chins.jpg
Jerry Falwell goes nuts and snaps Howard Stern's skinny ass with one of his bionic Jesus chins.

Hazzle 25-05-2006 02:05 PM

Jesus, who is a closet Howard Stern fan, comes down and kicks Jerry Falwell's butt for misrepresenting him. The cunt.

http://www.aciprensa.com/Banco/images/jesus-pastor.jpg

hasselbrad 25-05-2006 02:14 PM

http://gblx.cache.el-mundo.net/elmun...11598877_1.jpg
Dan Brown writes another novel, The Dali Code which claims that Jesus never existed. The book sells more copies than the Bible and the movie grosses 2.6 billion in its first weekend.
Jesus is relegated to ancient Egyptian minor-god status.

Hazzle 25-05-2006 02:17 PM

Dan Brown loses his case to Mikhail Anikin (couldn't find a picture of him. The hermit cunt).

http://northernfence.org/media/4/200...me%20Court.jpg

hasselbrad 25-05-2006 02:37 PM

http://www.jedidigital.com/images/luke-skywalker2.jpg
Luke Skywalker kills this Anakin cunt...just to make sure.

Hazzle 25-05-2006 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hasselbrad
http://www.jedidigital.com/images/luke-skywalker2.jpg
Luke Skywalker kills this Anakin cunt...just to make sure.

Your picture's not working. But a nice pun nonetheless.

http://www.csulb.edu/depts/fea/pics_...orge.lucas.jpg

George Lucas writes another Star Wars film in which Luke (the gay cunt) is anally raped by a bounty hunter before being killed.

hasselbrad 25-05-2006 03:29 PM

http://users3.ev1.net/~rfet/swchpics/sarlacc.jpg
Luke's asshole turns out to be the Sarlacc Pit...which eats the bounty hunter.

DefyingGravity 25-05-2006 09:01 PM

Colace makes the Sarlacc Pit (Luke's arsehole) explode.

http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/15052/200.jpg

Mandy 25-05-2006 09:04 PM

http://www.peptobismol.com/images/pe...erryliquid.jpg

Hazzle 25-05-2006 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mandy

How on EARTH does that beat Colace? To be on the safe side...

http://money.cnn.com/2006/01/16/news...g_admin.03.gif

FDA ban both drugs because they caused the lab rats to try and mate with the monkeys.

Mandy 25-05-2006 09:08 PM

Pepto is suppose to soothe diarrhea....That says Colace is a stool softener/laxative.

DefyingGravity 25-05-2006 09:14 PM

http://megazina.greatnow.com/gilbert...9-get_drug.jpg

Drug dealers create an underground colace-pepto-bismol ring.

once_dreaded 25-05-2006 11:41 PM

http://www.resilite.com/images/end_fbi%20003.jpg

FBI closes down Drug Cartel

michael22 26-05-2006 12:48 AM

I start a legion of fanatics and slaughter the fbi in a clockwork orange fashion
www.libraries.wvu.ed...ork%20orange%202.jpg

Hazzle 26-05-2006 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mandy
Pepto is suppose to soothe diarrhea....That says Colace is a stool softener/laxative.

Didn't know Pepto did that! I only thought it settled the stomach.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DefyingGravity
http://megazina.greatnow.com/gilbert...9-get_drug.jpg

Drug dealers create an underground colace-pepto-bismol ring.

Picture didn't work. Allow me :

http://archives.cnn.com/2001/SHOWBIZ...ry.escobar.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by michael22
I start a legion of fanatics and slaughter the fbi in a clockwork orange fashion
www.libraries.wvu.ed...ork%20orange%202.jpg

Except your bloody picture doesn't work. Here...allow me, you useless tit.

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/gallery/..._clockwork.gif

Your ultra violence is censored:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/4...7569_certs.jpg

once_dreaded 26-05-2006 09:07 AM

http://www.xmradio.com/images/logos_...logo_light.jpg

XM Satellite Radio will eventually develop XM Satellite TV which will eliminate the Rating System *bwahhahahahaha*

Pygmalion 26-05-2006 12:06 PM

The viewers boycott preferring to watch "Big Brother" for some reason, so the station goes bankrupthttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ogeiton/tv.jpg

hasselbrad 26-05-2006 01:02 PM

http://www.makeupandmonsters.com/CAV...29/FemOld1.jpg
Since everyone does nothing but watch Big Brother, nothing gets done. Work stops, infrastructure crumbles and, since most knowledge is computer based, mankind tumbles backward thousands of years into the Neo-Paleolithic.

Ranman 26-05-2006 01:22 PM

Pics from the family photo album Brad?

hasselbrad 26-05-2006 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ranman
Pics from the family photo album Brad?

I'm on the right...of course. mlm:)mlm

Pygmalion 26-05-2006 03:10 PM

Glad to see there are more civilised families than mine out there.

Hazzle 26-05-2006 03:18 PM

*ahem* Brad...could you shrink the picture down? Stretching is so annoying...

http://www.victorianweb.org/science/...rwin_beard.gif

Evolution takes mankind back to their former glory.

Pygmalion 26-05-2006 03:28 PM

Without his beard, the source of all Darwins's power he becomes a call center guy and therefore never comes up with the theory of evolution for which one of our state capitals is named after him:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...iton/razor.jpg
"Good evening, is your broadband obesely expensive?"

Hazzle 26-05-2006 03:43 PM

http://www.tcswcd.org/images/raincloud.gif

Rain rusts the razor.

mehrdad368 26-05-2006 04:42 PM

If you wanna see long beards I advice you to go to middle east.each person has 2 or 3 meter beard.

Jacoby 26-05-2006 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hazzle

Rain rusts the razor.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...a87/shirly.jpg
Shirley, the large dinosaur eats all the clouds, thus preventing rain for all of eternity.

Hazzle 26-05-2006 07:14 PM

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...eorcrater2.jpg

Meteor hits the Earth wiping out your gay dinosaur.

Jacoby 26-05-2006 07:37 PM

http://www.creativeglazes.com/images/white-clock-1.jpg

Time reverses the effects the meteor caused.
Time destroys everything.

calereneau 26-05-2006 07:40 PM

EDIT: Ignoring Jacoby's post which was entered 2 seconds prior to mine....

http://www.bluecorncomics.com/pics/superman.jpg

Superman flys around the earth, reversing time far enough to allow the United States Government to assemble a space screw to land on the meteor and explode it before it hits.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/im...MPH/231761.jpg

Hazzle 26-05-2006 07:46 PM

Cal's was better Jake.

http://mynda.vefurinn.is/kryptonite(...3_kl182711.jpg

Kryptonite kills Superman. Oh don't cry, he's gay anyway, no big loss.

Jacoby 26-05-2006 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hazzle
Cal's was better Jake.

That's because Cale's the man. He's always funny. He's not a tit, Haz, like you. And you didn't stop the meteor men, so I will.

http://www.theincrowdvlog.com/incrow...l%20Shuman.jpg
Bruce Willis foils plot to blow up meteor with lame emotions, and overacting.


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