Imagewars
 

Well now, time for a little game. The objective of this thread is to post a picture that can eat, kill, destroy, outclass or otherwise own the previous picture.

A few guidelines:

1. Obviously, no pictures that violate forum rules.
2. This gets boring really fast if people only post weaponry. Sooner or later someone will post a nuclear weapon, and that's about it. So try to be creative!
3. A picture of Keira is not the ultimate picture that owns all. ;)

To start it off, here is a piccie of a spider:

http://www.well.com/user/kaijohn/spider.gif


Have fun!

http://www.xs4all.nl/~ednieuw/Spider...iosa_D1253.jpg

Praying Mantis eats the spider.

I wanted to post spider killer chemicals, but that would have ended the game.

http://rescomp.stanford.edu/~jamey/images/book/shoe.jpg

The shoe smashes the bug.

Pfffft. Who needs a shoe when you've got feet?
http://members.lycos.co.uk/bumeyes/feet.jpg

Feet don't beat a boot...hmmm...


http://www.nifc.gov/gallery/images/storrie2.jpg

Fire beats boot...arrrr...fire beats lots of things :)

water beats fire.

Errr...quite...which is why I was expecting a picture of water ;) It's "image" wars mate :p

Sorry - experimenting with attaching pics.... pic will appear here shortly

Uhh... a big cooler thing beats water.

http://www.qidi.com/ep-p3.gif

In the words of Sir Robin: "Tha's easy!"
Person drinks water from cooler:

Bye, person.


http://www.wheneverymomentcounts.com/pictures/ebola.jpg

lollies
http://www.advancedhealthalliance.co...ntibiotics.jpg

FDA outlaws your pills, for they cause severe gigantism of the left toe.


http://www.youngchemical.co.kr/img/fda-1.gif

US Supreme Court overrules the FDA on an application for Judicial Review.

http://www.oberlin.edu/external/EOG/...remeCourt.jpeg

Drug company pays off the Supreme Court justices.

http://www.pfizer.com/images/lg_pfizer.gif

Policemen arrest drug company for bribery

Mobster takes care of the police.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpi...operdition.jpg

Kinda lame, but it works:

http://www.cars-on-line.com/10700/80cam10755-A.jpg
Car runs over and kills mobster.

The car runs over the nails and crashes into a firey death.

http://personal.inet.fi/hima/risto-m...ield/nails.jpg

A hammer beats you nails.

http://www.justhammers.com/images/douglas.jpg

An incredibly ugly disgusting female bodybuilder crushes your hammer between her steroid-pumped abnormally large thighs:

Croc eats your ugly body builder (and thank God for that) and me while it's at it (you wish!)

http://www.raphaelk.co.uk/web%20pics...ile%20Rock.jpg

Steve Irwin beats your crocodile...


http://www.crocodilehunter.com/austr...rentie-lge.jpg

Steve Irwin gets beaten to death by an angry mob of Australians for giving them a bad name. "Crickey thats a big fella!" Puh-leeze. What a dickhead.

http://www.infoshop.org/newspics/imd...001121527a.jpg

The police arrest the raging Australians.

JOINT EFFORT: Erin (me) and Ashlyn turn all the police-and the rioting australians into undead flesh-eating zombies (DAWN OF THE DEAD inspired)

Where's the image?

Ah yes. It was a .gif file and they don't seem to work. Been tryna find a jpg one. I'm fairly sure this pics from the original-hence why it looks so funny

That's right ;) Go go mentor power! :D

Zombies get owned by pure holyness:

http://www.cassiopaea.org/images/buddy.jpg

Rather unoriginally, "pure holyness" goes the same way as before :)

http://www.villagesdaes.org/grade7/J...he%20Cross.jpg

Ok.. I know this is a stupid question.. but how exactly does your red X own my Jesus?
:p

I see his picture. It's crucified Jesus if you were wondering...

http://www.gla.ac.uk/~cmc1z/fantasy_..._gibson_02.jpg

Mel Gibson makes a movie on it.

I knew it'd inspire a Passion-based response :p

Anti-Defamation League string up Mel Gibson

http://www.adl.org/redesign/main/ima...s/img_logo.gif

OK, now I can see it too.


http://www.cbu.edu/~aross/biodept/reaper-shirt.jpg

Yes, Mel, you are.

Shame that the last image wasn't Mel and therefore you look like a bit of a fool

ack

It was Mel...oh...you meant Moe? Yeah...last pic was the ADL logo.

:D Oh...and how does Homer own the ADL? :p

Anyone managed to beat the ADL yet? :cool: