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calereneau 04-06-2006 06:28 PM

Everyone confuses Pilate's name with Pilates and he is soon hounded by millions of rich wives longing to spend their husbands' money on something utterly useless! Driven to madness because all this attention....Pilate kills himself to go be with Jesus.

So.....beat Pilates.

once_dreaded 04-06-2006 08:44 PM

People do pilates so much they get stuck in a contorted position

Digital_Ice 04-06-2006 09:19 PM

using there knowlege of knots, the boy scouts untie the poor contorted fools

calereneau 04-06-2006 11:22 PM

Gayness soon overwhelms the Boy Scouts of America. As a result, they leave behind manly things (like knot tying) and spend most of their time cuddling, dancing, and needlepointing.

duckula 04-06-2006 11:35 PM


calereneau 07-06-2006 04:10 AM

Enough with the AIDS! Everyone knows that only two things can beat AIDS: Bono and French Fries!

French Fries cannot get aids! We must harness their power!!!

Jacoby 07-06-2006 04:36 AM

America beats the french fries by changing the named to "freedom fries."

Ha! I win the thread! No one can ever beat America. Ever.

once_dreaded 07-06-2006 08:11 AM

George W. Bush is the end-all to America, I'm an American and I believe it.

Hazzle 07-06-2006 12:29 PM

Self-explanatory really. I don't really believe it, as the war was definitely the right thing and future generations will remember those who opposed it as stupid cretins, but oh well.

once_dreaded 08-06-2006 12:38 AM

It will end up in history books as a "police action" just like Vietnam. image from me to combat it.

michael22 08-06-2006 04:00 AM

if I saw aids ealier....keith richards.
but since i missed It Canada! If we stop selling natural resources to america we would either get invaded or starve america. we also burnt down the white house once upon a time....

Jacoby 08-06-2006 04:21 AM

Hmmm, what could beat Canada?

I know. Anything.


I couldn't find a picture for 'anything' so I'll just put one of Snoopy and Woodstock:

Hazzle 08-06-2006 10:03 AM

Your image didn't work Jake. Well, this has them beat...they get scared by a ghost and run off :


Originally Posted by once_dreaded
It will end up in history books as a "police action" just like Vietnam.

Cliched and tired argument. *yawns*. This is SO nothing like Vietnam, the parallels are weak and drawn by the mainstream media as it fits their anti-Bush stance. The parallels are actually much closer to Hitler invading Czechoslovakia and being allowed to continue into Poland when he could've been stopped. Future generations will see what might've happened with a nuclear Iran and a nuclear Iraq joining forces, just like Russia and Germany. And before people say Iran and Iraq hate each other...Stalin and Hitler did too but they realised that the enemy of your enemy is your friend.

once_dreaded 08-06-2006 10:15 AM

Scooby and the Gang discover it's not a Ghost after all but some old bitter man that says, "Those meddling kids!"

michael22 29-06-2006 05:50 AM

the teenss go into a brothel run by the vampires from from dusk till dawn three. while trying to unmaske them they are all killed

Hazzle 29-06-2006 09:05 AM

Don't post the Google Image Search results page in context Michael! Just the picture will do. Like so:

(also that was the shittest one on this thread so far. And that's saying something).

This one's pretty self-explanatory:

Pygmalion 02-07-2006 11:09 AM

Bah! Michael Corvin could so shit all over those pansies.

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