.............sorry

http://www.uncrate.com/men/entertain...ion-001047.php
Bill and Ted challenge the grim reaper defeating him at battle ship and catch him lip sinking ruining his career

Used to have that picture on my blog!

Oh, and to continue the game:

Keanu Reaves becomes so big in the Matrix films he (largely) disowns his Bill & Ted roots. The arrogant cunt.

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.co...x-poster05.jpg

KEANU'S UNBELIEVABLY GAY HAIRCUT from Dracula shoots down his ego before he gets a chance to make Constanine 2.

http://www.posterplanet.net/images/draculakeanu.jpg

(Off-topic but since when has that ever stopped me?)

Constantine was fucking awesome. That is all.

http://www.petsmart.com/media/ps/ima...8036_135c7.jpg

Dog clippers save the day by shaving Keanu's girly gay coif.

http://www.coolnurse.com/images/no_oil.jpg

Lack of oil causes clippers to freeze up. (I can't believe I had to kill my own image)

Wanted to give someone else a chance but they're all gay.

http://www.geektimes.com/michael/sit...n-captured.jpg

Saddam is captured and the world's oil supplies shoot up (that was a fucking hard one Al...*mutters*)

http://www.code7r.org/Bintoons/images/bush_car08.jpg

Bush nuggies Saddam to death (Sorry about giving you a hard-on *ahem* I mean a hard ONE Haz *wink*)

REAL lesbians don't do that for me. Only straight girls pretending to be lesbian in porn.

http://www.nps.gov/elro/images/fdrl_fdr_09-1844a.jpg

FDR's historic 4 terms as president ensured that no other future president would be allowed to have more than 2. So Bush's number is up.

bush knocked on saddam head to know that is there anybody home.

http://www.sudantribune.com/IMG/jpg/Polio-Virus.jpg

A combo of polio^ and secretarial sexual encounters eventually caused the downfall of one of the greatest presidents the US has ever had.

You're not funny.

Damn fine president he was. If only they had:

http://www.polioplus.us/Images/vaccine.jpg

DAMN! I admit defeat with the vaccine but found a loophole with what I said about his sexual escapades so I present this image in response:

http://www.cyodine.com/venerealdisea...ctYourself.gif

Not hard (unfortunate choice of words as if you're not hard, this won't go on):

http://www.jollyjohns.com/img/product/large/30.jpg

http://www.arch.cam.ac.uk/~dir21/gal...ds_bay.med.png

Hole in condom renders it useless.

I think I urinated in the hole last night

Ew. Sicko.

Broken condom leads to VD but STD clinic steps in.

http://www.swmed.edu/home_pages/mhfp...s%20Clinic.JPG

http://www.ctv.ca/archives/CTVNews/i...ombing_050.jpg
Clinic gets bombed by some ignorant right-wing fanatic

http://www.divinemercy333.net/Jesus_crown_of_thorns.jpg

Jesus kidnaps right-wing fanatic and makes them see the light.