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michael22 28-05-2006 03:26 PM

http://www.uncrate.com/men/entertain...ion-001047.php
Bill and Ted challenge the grim reaper defeating him at battle ship and catch him lip sinking ruining his career

Hazzle 28-05-2006 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by calereneau
The Grim Reaper comes in and cures the addiction with a hearty dose of death.

http://www.ameliaclark.com/a-grim_reaper.jpg

Used to have that picture on my blog!

Oh, and to continue the game:

Keanu Reaves becomes so big in the Matrix films he (largely) disowns his Bill & Ted roots. The arrogant cunt.

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.co...x-poster05.jpg

calereneau 29-05-2006 12:24 AM

KEANU'S UNBELIEVABLY GAY HAIRCUT from Dracula shoots down his ego before he gets a chance to make Constanine 2.

http://www.posterplanet.net/images/draculakeanu.jpg

Hazzle 29-05-2006 12:46 AM

(Off-topic but since when has that ever stopped me?)

Constantine was fucking awesome. That is all.

once_dreaded 29-05-2006 03:02 AM

http://www.petsmart.com/media/ps/ima...8036_135c7.jpg

Dog clippers save the day by shaving Keanu's girly gay coif.

once_dreaded 03-06-2006 10:56 AM

http://www.coolnurse.com/images/no_oil.jpg

Lack of oil causes clippers to freeze up. (I can't believe I had to kill my own image)

Hazzle 03-06-2006 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by once_dreaded
http://www.coolnurse.com/images/no_oil.jpg

Lack of oil causes clippers to freeze up. (I can't believe I had to kill my own image)

Wanted to give someone else a chance but they're all gay.

http://www.geektimes.com/michael/sit...n-captured.jpg

Saddam is captured and the world's oil supplies shoot up (that was a fucking hard one Al...*mutters*)

once_dreaded 03-06-2006 11:05 AM

http://www.code7r.org/Bintoons/images/bush_car08.jpg

Bush nuggies Saddam to death (Sorry about giving you a hard-on *ahem* I mean a hard ONE Haz *wink*)

Hazzle 03-06-2006 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by once_dreaded
(Sorry about giving you a hard-on *ahem* I mean a hard ONE Haz *wink*)

REAL lesbians don't do that for me. Only straight girls pretending to be lesbian in porn.

http://www.nps.gov/elro/images/fdrl_fdr_09-1844a.jpg

FDR's historic 4 terms as president ensured that no other future president would be allowed to have more than 2. So Bush's number is up.

mehrdad368 03-06-2006 11:17 AM

bush knocked on saddam head to know that is there anybody home.

once_dreaded 03-06-2006 11:18 AM

http://www.sudantribune.com/IMG/jpg/Polio-Virus.jpg

A combo of polio^ and secretarial sexual encounters eventually caused the downfall of one of the greatest presidents the US has ever had.

Hazzle 03-06-2006 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mehrdad368
bush knocked on saddam head to know that is there anybody home.

You're not funny.

Quote:

Originally Posted by once_dreaded
http://www.sudantribune.com/IMG/jpg/Polio-Virus.jpg

A combo of polio^ and secretarial sexual encounters eventually caused the downfall of one of the greatest presidents the US has ever had.

Damn fine president he was. If only they had:

http://www.polioplus.us/Images/vaccine.jpg

once_dreaded 03-06-2006 12:03 PM

DAMN! I admit defeat with the vaccine but found a loophole with what I said about his sexual escapades so I present this image in response:

http://www.cyodine.com/venerealdisea...ctYourself.gif

Hazzle 03-06-2006 12:23 PM

Not hard (unfortunate choice of words as if you're not hard, this won't go on):

http://www.jollyjohns.com/img/product/large/30.jpg

once_dreaded 03-06-2006 12:32 PM

http://www.arch.cam.ac.uk/~dir21/gal...ds_bay.med.png

Hole in condom renders it useless.

Ranman 03-06-2006 12:34 PM

I think I urinated in the hole last night

Hazzle 03-06-2006 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ranman
I think I urinated in the hole last night

Ew. Sicko.

Broken condom leads to VD but STD clinic steps in.

http://www.swmed.edu/home_pages/mhfp...s%20Clinic.JPG

once_dreaded 03-06-2006 12:47 PM

http://www.ctv.ca/archives/CTVNews/i...ombing_050.jpg
Clinic gets bombed by some ignorant right-wing fanatic

DefyingGravity 04-06-2006 04:26 PM

http://www.divinemercy333.net/Jesus_crown_of_thorns.jpg

Jesus kidnaps right-wing fanatic and makes them see the light.

Digital_Ice 04-06-2006 05:05 PM

http://www.harpers.org/art/archive/P...te_350x562.gif

yes i know that technically pilate didnt want him crucified or something like that... but he was still the offical who was involved....


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