AIDS will put an end to all those silly transfusions.
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HA! No can hear you Bono Pope!!!

Nothing like a good ol' fashioned ear infection to encourage the pulling of ear plugs.

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Doctor will clear that up.

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Case gets thrown out.

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Judge gets caught masturbating while on the bench.
(this is Donald Thompson...who got caught doing just that)

Howard Stern becomes president and makes it a pre-requisite for judges to masturbate while on the bench.

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Jerry Falwell goes nuts and snaps Howard Stern's skinny ass with one of his bionic Jesus chins.

Jesus, who is a closet Howard Stern fan, comes down and kicks Jerry Falwell's butt for misrepresenting him. The cunt.

http://www.aciprensa.com/Banco/images/jesus-pastor.jpg

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Dan Brown writes another novel, The Dali Code which claims that Jesus never existed. The book sells more copies than the Bible and the movie grosses 2.6 billion in its first weekend.
Jesus is relegated to ancient Egyptian minor-god status.

Dan Brown loses his case to Mikhail Anikin (couldn't find a picture of him. The hermit cunt).

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Luke Skywalker kills this Anakin cunt...just to make sure.

Your picture's not working. But a nice pun nonetheless.

http://www.csulb.edu/depts/fea/pics_...orge.lucas.jpg

George Lucas writes another Star Wars film in which Luke (the gay cunt) is anally raped by a bounty hunter before being killed.

http://users3.ev1.net/~rfet/swchpics/sarlacc.jpg
Luke's asshole turns out to be the Sarlacc Pit...which eats the bounty hunter.

Colace makes the Sarlacc Pit (Luke's arsehole) explode.

http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/15052/200.jpg

How on EARTH does that beat Colace? To be on the safe side...

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FDA ban both drugs because they caused the lab rats to try and mate with the monkeys.

Pepto is suppose to soothe diarrhea....That says Colace is a stool softener/laxative.