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Hazzle 24-05-2006 10:20 PM

once_dreaded 24-05-2006 10:34 PM

HA! No can hear you Bono Pope!!!

calereneau 25-05-2006 04:06 AM

Nothing like a good ol' fashioned ear infection to encourage the pulling of ear plugs.

Hazzle 25-05-2006 09:08 AM

Doctor will clear that up.

hasselbrad 25-05-2006 12:36 PM

Hazzle 25-05-2006 12:53 PM

Case gets thrown out.

hasselbrad 25-05-2006 12:59 PM
Judge gets caught masturbating while on the bench.
(this is Donald Thompson...who got caught doing just that)

Hazzle 25-05-2006 01:54 PM

Howard Stern becomes president and makes it a pre-requisite for judges to masturbate while on the bench.

hasselbrad 25-05-2006 02:01 PM
Jerry Falwell goes nuts and snaps Howard Stern's skinny ass with one of his bionic Jesus chins.

Hazzle 25-05-2006 02:05 PM

Jesus, who is a closet Howard Stern fan, comes down and kicks Jerry Falwell's butt for misrepresenting him. The cunt.

hasselbrad 25-05-2006 02:14 PM
Dan Brown writes another novel, The Dali Code which claims that Jesus never existed. The book sells more copies than the Bible and the movie grosses 2.6 billion in its first weekend.
Jesus is relegated to ancient Egyptian minor-god status.

Hazzle 25-05-2006 02:17 PM

Dan Brown loses his case to Mikhail Anikin (couldn't find a picture of him. The hermit cunt).

hasselbrad 25-05-2006 02:37 PM
Luke Skywalker kills this Anakin cunt...just to make sure.

Hazzle 25-05-2006 02:41 PM


Originally Posted by hasselbrad
Luke Skywalker kills this Anakin cunt...just to make sure.

Your picture's not working. But a nice pun nonetheless.

George Lucas writes another Star Wars film in which Luke (the gay cunt) is anally raped by a bounty hunter before being killed.

hasselbrad 25-05-2006 03:29 PM
Luke's asshole turns out to be the Sarlacc Pit...which eats the bounty hunter.

DefyingGravity 25-05-2006 09:01 PM

Colace makes the Sarlacc Pit (Luke's arsehole) explode.

Mandy 25-05-2006 09:04 PM

Hazzle 25-05-2006 09:06 PM


Originally Posted by Mandy

How on EARTH does that beat Colace? To be on the safe side...

FDA ban both drugs because they caused the lab rats to try and mate with the monkeys.

Mandy 25-05-2006 09:08 PM

Pepto is suppose to soothe diarrhea....That says Colace is a stool softener/laxative.

DefyingGravity 25-05-2006 09:14 PM

Drug dealers create an underground colace-pepto-bismol ring.

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