Oh...classic...very funny :D Well...we all know who won the war...so...

http://plasma.nationalgeographic.com...es/story10.jpg

lol that was classic

All ratings are abolished when Stalin comes back from the dead

http://www.icculus.org/~chunky/images/random/razor.jpeg

How would he cope without that tash? Or you could cut his throat, your choice

One does wonder how Hitler owns Stalin when Stalin whipped the German twat's arse in the war...but nevermind...

Thats true. I think george bush'd beat Stalin since its sorta at his own game, being a fascist dictator himself...

well the whole world grows beards to fight the razor, making it blunt.

http://www.aiken.k12.sc.us/schools/aikenm/scissors.jpg

A whole army of scissors. Bwahaha.

And Hazzle, please forgive my ignorance, my knowledge of the second World War is not very impressive(obviously) :p

Tis ok...oh and err...

http://www.daylongraphics.com/produc...lery/rocks.jpg

Rock always beats scissors, remember? :D

http://www.astro.umd.edu/~ssm/pix/paper.jpg

Paper beats rock.

Pretty simple

http://www.powerlabs.org/images/fire.jpg
Fight fire with fire...I guess that didnt really get us anywhere, but Fancy needs posts :)

Pffft...was hoping people'd be a little more creative with paper...I was hoping someone would do paper and then someone something to do with origami or something...sheesh people...outside of the box?! We already had fire before...it'll just be lame if we keep going in circles.

http://www.kartek.com/prod-windows/a...y/bsr-a500.jpg

fire extingusher puts out fire

Classic thread needs bumping.

http://www.tankzone.co.uk/images/wecohe/pickaxe_500.jpg

Pick Axe bursts fire extinguisher.

http://www.desertmuseum.org/images/nhsd_termite4.gif

Termites nibble at the wood, rendering it useless.