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I've never understood gross shit like that. He must have a huge... wallet.

Golddigger.

I'm guessing a guy with gold caps all over his teeth that blind you. And no bulge in front.

Maybe the girl just isn't shallow. :icon_conf Probably not, though. I'd like to think there's a pretty girl that isn't shallow. Somewhere. I must find her.

Stop talking to yourself Princess

Hey...cut the guy some slack. Maybe he can lick his own eyebrows. :icon_surp
Fat people need love too.

True, but we live to make fun of others. :)

I'm still dealing with the fact that 80-year-old men get beautiful middie-aged women... now that's pure golddigging. Though obesity is not something to make fun of, it's something not to be proud of neither.

If and when they do have sex, I feel sorry for the woman.

Maybe girth of todger is proportionate to girth of body? :icon_conf

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That guy must be loaded...tramp...but...I do feel sorry...for the both of them
~Stephanie
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OMGWTF! I just realized what this picture is about. It's so obvious. They were both very hefty about two years ago. Gary (yes, I've named them) decided he would save up money for them to get gastric bypass, but money was tight. He could only offor enough money for Dana to get the surgery. They're still in love, and by next year Gary will have his money for a surgery of his own. God, if you people couldn't see the story of Gary and Dana from the picture, you need help.

Sort of a "Gift of the Magi" scenario. Nice.

I thought it was Fat Joe and his hooker-ific wife. Other than the two Trick Daddy and two Jackass episodes of MTV Cribs, Fat Joe's has to be the funniest. Unintentional...but funny nonetheless.

Not every girl on this planet goes for looks alone, you know.

Yeah...there's money, too! :icon_nana

And brains, but who really cares about that? :dontknowa

Actually, that was a joke. I was going to post something about dropping to my knees to thank God every night for women who go for something other than looks. Otherwise, I'd never have gotten laid.

So was mine, but I know, my humor's a little dry.

Or non-existant? Now get back on topic. Or else.

Martha nice cover story, your daughter Princess the 42 year old woman, accept you've been found out and leave one account inactive or face being banned, both of you.

Doctor Doctor - hows his heart???
Im very sorry to tell you that hes as strong as an ox and will be around for at least another 20 years!!!!!!!

gutted.

I don't know if I would or if I wouldn't do what you would do. But if he's an total ..... who treats you like nothing, dirt... this could go on. I would leave. rich Guys doesn't have to be dumb or nice for that matter. If he's a rich guy he's probably a celebrity, a sucssesful buisness man or a spoiled young goodlooking man who goes out partying, bying drinks for everyone. People around him and good at chattering.