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duckula 23-08-2004 12:57 AM

Ladies, A Word In Your Ear
 
A simple suggestion. Some hair on the beaver, please.

Not this beaver:
http://www.turtletrack.org/Issues01/...t/babybeav.jpg

This one:

If we cant play fair, we wont play at all.

But please, not this:
http://www.igoweb.org/~wms/personal/...jungle-med.jpg

This:
http://www.dorchestermid.dorset.sch....ng%20green.jpg

Hazzle 23-08-2004 01:08 AM

I'm in agreement with Ducky on this...we've discussed this before...paedophilic beavers just don't really do it...it's like fucking a 9 year old...which I only do on weekends.

While we're on the subject...looking at that second picture...white tan lines...good or bad? Hmmm...may start a new thread for that.

CFC 23-08-2004 01:13 AM

http://www.vabeach.com/chichos/gallery/beaver.jpg

Hazzle 23-08-2004 01:15 AM

That beaver looks more like a walrus...bit long in the tooth ;)

CFC 23-08-2004 01:18 AM

Yeah I was thinking that too after I posted it. I just got back from work late, we had some computer problems and I am beat.

frodo1511 23-08-2004 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hazzle
That beaver looks more like a walrus...bit long in the tooth ;)


hazzle, stop making up fiticous names of animals?!?!


can't you see it's a bever that has unusually long teeth?

apoggy 23-08-2004 01:23 AM

Clearly you have never had pubic hair stuck between your teeth.

duckula 23-08-2004 01:26 AM

I have. Hence the preference for a well ordered bush. I just don't like em clean shaven, its just creepy.

Hazzle 23-08-2004 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frodo1511
hazzle, stop making up fiticous names of animals?!?!

Yes...the mythical walrus.

Quote:

Originally Posted by apoggy
Clearly you have never had pubic hair stuck between your
teeth.

He didn't say not to trim it...just pointed out that a complete lack of hair renders the effect somewhat close to fucking a kid...paedophilic...

CFC 23-08-2004 01:29 AM

If there is grass on the field.......play ball. If not then.....rollover and play in the mud.

Jacoby 23-08-2004 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by apoggy
Clearly you have never had pubic hair stuck between your teeth.

Clearly you steal Barrington's words to make yourself look bright.

Duckula...thank you for the initial post...good stuff.

Hazzle 23-08-2004 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CFC
If there is grass on the field.......play ball. If not then.....rollover and play in the mud.

But that's just gay...what the fuck is wrong with you guys? It's either paedophilia or homosexuality...you're all fucking freaks of nature and sinners against the Lord.

apoggy 23-08-2004 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hazzle
He didn't say not to trim it...just pointed out that a complete lack of hair renders the effect somewhat close to fucking a kid...paedophilic...

Thats an opinion not a fact, not having seen a naked under age girl up close I can't say for sure but I am willing to bet there is a huge difference due to the development of a woman.

duckula 23-08-2004 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CFC
If there is grass on the field.......play ball. If not then.....rollover and play in the mud.

Are you advocating fucking prepubescent girls in the ass?

deviljet88 23-08-2004 08:20 AM

Only after a lot of thinking and looking at the pictures did I figure what this whole thread meant... You oldies love using metaphors or whatever =\

Sarah 23-08-2004 10:30 AM

Anything to please.

Hazzle 23-08-2004 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah
Anything to please.

Always something we love to hear a girl saying ;)

apoggy 23-08-2004 01:51 PM

Shame you'll never hear it

Mandy 23-08-2004 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duckula

I don't think mine's ever been that fresh-cut healthy green color :(


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