When will Keira sue to get her .com back?
 

Carmen Electra did it. If an individual or business entity has registered a domain using your legal name, you can take legal action to reclaim it.

Though, if she did that, and it doesn't look like she's going to, she might as well keep you guys in charge of it. Free technical support team! :)

I'd hate to be in charge of dealing with legal claims against tomsmith.com. $)

We've had the .com for yeeeears and years. I don't think Keira's particularly interested in it, given that she treasures her privacy and supposedly doesn't know how to work a computer.

Plus, her mum's seen the website and not called the cops on us, so I reckon we'll be OK.

She has?

She sure has. :)

Keira also occasionally posts and she hasn't said anything about taking the site over...

Or buying a shotgun or other self defence weapon to get us all the fuck away from her :P

She probably would have mentioned something to Baz over bagels no?

A Walther PPK would be fine for her needs--small, easy to use, easy to conceal

Sorry, but.. what? :|

(I apologise profusely if this is your attempt at humour)