Today's News Headlines
 

Yet another Today's thread. Post your serious, funny, sad, happy news stories. This one makes me shiver. Tiger Attack!

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/20...nt_7319266.htm

For all you football fans out there:

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddly...ddlyEnoughNews

(geez, could that be long enough? hahah)

Benazir Bhutto assassinated.
Just what the region needs.

On another note, the PM of Japan decides he should protect his reputation by doing some actual work, post UFO debate.

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddly...25757420071221

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7160993.stm

On the lighter side...Mischa Barton does her best Li-Lo impersonation.

The tiger attack is all over our newspapers here in SF. Apparently, they found all sorts of foreign objects in the tiger's pen, leading to the belief that the guy was egging the tiger on. It's still a wild animal, dumbass.

The Bhutto assasination is going to suck major...

Speaking of worthy news......you ever name that horse?

You've beaten me to it.

All I can do is snicker. Hee. Silly Hollywood girls.

I'm old...but I'm quick.
:p

aw no poor Mischa:(

Please tell me you're joking?

It doesn't seem like she is... =P

I know, that's what scares me.

What's poor about someone drinking and driving and getting caught, also carrying illegal drugs? Mind you, I don't give a crap about people doing marihuana, still Dutch and all, but if it's illegal and you get caught with it, you're an idiot. Simple.

If I know one thing about Katie...she's probably joking.

The death of Motherwell Fc's captain Phil O'donnell http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/foot...ll/7164150.stm

While on the lighter side of football http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/foot...em/7157432.stm
And
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/foot...em/7162338.stm

Al-Qaeda denies Buttho killing...

...on the grounds that they don't strike women. I'm counting the minutes till some raging feminist complains about how damn unfair that is. Or would they not?

she has been stupid but i have an extreme soft spot for Mischa:$ , i could forgive her most things.

Hope for me yet.
Coffee is medicine.

Apparently she's hit herself in the mouth with it.

And more news from the Sunshine State...

...oh dear.

Holy fucking shit!

If anyone knows about genital mutilation, it would be John Holmes.