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xlightupthenight 22-08-2007 04:56 AM

Keira Knightley is gorgeous...
 
Sometimes I'm not sure if I want to be her or sleep with her.

Any sympathizers?


(Please, no posts saying "that would be hot" or anything along those lines.)

Mandy 22-08-2007 05:42 AM

How creepy.

Ranman 22-08-2007 09:12 AM

WOW! That would be HOT!!! Along those lines!

hasselbrad 22-08-2007 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlightupthenight (Post 80837)
Sometimes I'm not sure if I want to be her or sleep with her.

Any sympathizers?


(Please, no posts saying "that would be hot" or anything along those lines.)

You should sleep with her.
If you are her, that means you have to sleep with Rupert Friend, and he seems like he's kind of smelly.

Keira lover 22-08-2007 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlightupthenight (Post 80837)
Sometimes I'm not sure if I want to be her or sleep with her.

Any sympathizers?


(Please, no posts saying "that would be hot" or anything along those lines.)

the latter, trust me. trust..... me... if i were her, i would destroy her figure with my eating habits.

Yuvik 22-08-2007 09:50 PM

i want to sllep with her ;)

Porcelain_Doll 22-08-2007 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keira lover (Post 80848)
the latter, trust me. trust..... me... if i were her, i would destroy her figure with my eating habits.

here we go again.
Socrates would hate you.

DanMan 23-08-2007 02:04 AM

It is a good thing I think that Miss Knightley doesnt read this stuff. :dontknowa

xlightupthenight 23-08-2007 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanMan (Post 80858)
It is a good thing I think that Miss Knightley doesnt read this stuff. :dontknowa


oh, absolutely! i wonder if she has any inkling of how many rabid fanboys/fangirls there are out here...

at this point, i'm picturing something similar to that one scene from pirates 2 when the natives are all chasing after Captain Jack...only in my version, it's keira being chased by her insane fans... (aka us) =]

Jacoby 23-08-2007 06:44 AM

There should be a thread about what you would do if you were Keira Knightley for an hour.

I would probably compile some type of contract giving half of my money to my real self, sign it and send it to my real self's address. Inside would also be a good amount of videos of KeiraMe telling how attractive and awesome RealMe is...clothing would probably be off. I'd know it was me who said it, but it'd still be sweet.


Man, someone should write a movie about that idea! And call it Being John Malkovich.

xlightupthenight 24-08-2007 03:39 AM

Jacoby - Sounds good to me! Although, I suppose I shouldn't think about it too hard, since that makes it seem very very wrong in a multi-faceted way.


...my brain hurts...

Ranman 24-08-2007 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jacoby (Post 80865)
There should be a thread about what you would do if you were Keira Knightley for an hour.

Sit in front of a mirror naked for that hour comes to mind

Digital_Ice 24-08-2007 05:13 PM

an hour. pah. not enough time. I'd need a lot long than that to track down all the crazed fanboys and unceremoniously destroy their hopes and dreams. But then I'm cruel like that.

Porcelain_Doll 24-08-2007 07:58 PM

an hour?

Long enough to:

- buy an iguana and a serpent
- buy a dalmatian and a siberian husky
- what the heck, buy my own zoo!
- raid Chanel. Oh, wait, as the model...she gets stuff for free.

Digital_Ice 25-08-2007 12:37 AM

how long would a security check take on a wire transfer of all her money? :p

Porcelain_Doll 25-08-2007 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Digital_Ice (Post 81004)
how long would a security check take on a wire transfer of all her money? :p

A man after my own heart.

butterfly*wench 20-12-2007 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlightupthenight (Post 80837)
Sometimes I'm not sure if I want to be her or sleep with her.

can I do both? I know I'm a girl but I am a very curious girl and completely open to lesbianism.

Mandy 20-12-2007 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jacoby (Post 80865)
Man, someone should write a movie about that idea! And call it Being John Malkovich.

I'm late to this thread, but that just made me laugh out loud.

Alexandram25 08-01-2008 03:46 AM

I want to be her,
But if i was a guy.................
i'd sleep with her

you know, there is a chance that
keira is actually reading everything we
post on this forum...........................

:icon_jaw:

Surprize 08-01-2008 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alexandram25 (Post 85826)

you know, there is a chance that
keira is actually reading everything we
post on this forum...........................

:icon_jaw:

There is no chance, I think.


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