Or...maybe it's just because you suck.
 

Steven Seagal thinks the FBI ruined his career. I think it's just that his movies sucked.
Have you ever seen a Steven Seagal movie that didn't suck?
I haven't.

Someone recall for me that this man has ever been in a feature-length film. All I've seen from him are shitty made-for-TV movies.

Not the FBI's fault that the guy isn't a good actor.

some of his early movies were ok

He's actually been in many feature-length pictures. I think I was once obsessed with this guy when I was 12 or 13 years old, and when I thought martial arts movies were the shit. So yeah, I haven't been following his career at all.

Be glad you gave up following his career, everything he does now sucks. Like I said before his early stuff was ok. "above the law', and one or two others.

I blame the FBI for getting my girlfriend pregnant. Sure, most likely it's mine because I'm one of the few guys fucking her right now, but I still have my suspicion of the FBI.

And if the baby comes out with aviator glasses on, I'll have the last laugh.

Finally getting some Jake

Actually, no :(

I pretended I wasn't a virgin for that joke.

just don't let me see you on to catch a predator

lol

Deal.

No. They weren't.
And he is a terrible actor.
He makes Stallone look like Michael Caine.
His movies lost popularity because better (not necessarily more plausible) action movies that mixed in large doses of humor (Die Hard, Lethal Weapon) to the ass kickings and shootouts started getting made.

ppffttt you're fat

Then you must have liked Executive Decision. He died in that movie.