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hasselbrad 17-08-2007 08:41 PM

Or...maybe it's just because you suck.
 
Steven Seagal thinks the FBI ruined his career. I think it's just that his movies sucked.
Have you ever seen a Steven Seagal movie that didn't suck?
I haven't.

frodo1511 17-08-2007 09:59 PM

Someone recall for me that this man has ever been in a feature-length film. All I've seen from him are shitty made-for-TV movies.

Not the FBI's fault that the guy isn't a good actor.

Ranman 17-08-2007 10:38 PM

some of his early movies were ok

Richard 18-08-2007 02:53 AM

He's actually been in many feature-length pictures. I think I was once obsessed with this guy when I was 12 or 13 years old, and when I thought martial arts movies were the shit. So yeah, I haven't been following his career at all.

Ranman 18-08-2007 06:50 AM

Be glad you gave up following his career, everything he does now sucks. Like I said before his early stuff was ok. "above the law', and one or two others.

Jacoby 18-08-2007 04:38 PM

I blame the FBI for getting my girlfriend pregnant. Sure, most likely it's mine because I'm one of the few guys fucking her right now, but I still have my suspicion of the FBI.

And if the baby comes out with aviator glasses on, I'll have the last laugh.

Ranman 18-08-2007 05:36 PM

Finally getting some Jake

Jacoby 18-08-2007 06:31 PM

Actually, no :(

I pretended I wasn't a virgin for that joke.

Ranman 18-08-2007 07:43 PM

just don't let me see you on to catch a predator

Jacoby 18-08-2007 07:50 PM

lol

Deal.

hasselbrad 20-08-2007 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ranman (Post 80692)
some of his early movies were ok

No. They weren't.
And he is a terrible actor.
He makes Stallone look like Michael Caine.
His movies lost popularity because better (not necessarily more plausible) action movies that mixed in large doses of humor (Die Hard, Lethal Weapon) to the ass kickings and shootouts started getting made.

Ranman 20-08-2007 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hasselbrad (Post 80753)
No. They weren't.
And he is a terrible actor.
He makes Stallone look like Michael Caine.
His movies lost popularity because better (not necessarily more plausible) action movies that mixed in large doses of humor (Die Hard, Lethal Weapon) to the ass kickings and shootouts started getting made.

ppffttt you're fat

Richard 21-08-2007 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hasselbrad (Post 80753)
No. They weren't.
And he is a terrible actor.
He makes Stallone look like Michael Caine.
His movies lost popularity because better (not necessarily more plausible) action movies that mixed in large doses of humor (Die Hard, Lethal Weapon) to the ass kickings and shootouts started getting made.

Then you must have liked Executive Decision. He died in that movie.


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