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Mandy 03-08-2007 10:33 AM

Baiting *NSFW*
 
Some of the funniest things I've EVER read. Do you know anyone who baits? (AKA finds cyberers and mocks them completely)


Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful
woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Penis of
the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the
Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is
ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don't fuck with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the
lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body
explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield
inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's
evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?


Then he changed his name to eminemBNJA...



BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your
muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report
your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something



I seriously got a hernia after reading this.

Porcelain_Doll 03-08-2007 05:59 PM

lmao! That reminds me of so many of my male friends...eek. (Yeah, I usually hang out with geeks, so what? We gotta stick together ;))

*Thankfully* I don't know anybody who does this type of thing.

Mandy 03-08-2007 08:36 PM

What, cybering or baiting? I think it's hilarious, haha.

DanMan 04-08-2007 02:58 AM

I can hardly see to type....
breath breath gotta breath... :icon_lol:

Mandy 04-08-2007 03:04 AM

I was bored, and messed with this 23 year old (my profile under my fake sn says I'm 13):


mingeface94 (5:26:58 PM): will you be my baby?
playersccr (5:27:01 PM): kisses your lips
mingeface94 (5:28:00 PM): do you like to be spanked
mingeface94 (5:28:30 PM): ??
playersccr (5:27:51 PM): sometiems u
mingeface94 (5:28:44 PM): I do the spanking
mingeface94 (5:28:54 PM): I bet you're hungry
mingeface94 (5:29:07 PM): *takes out a nipple*
playersccr (5:29:05 PM): startys suckin goyur nipple as we lay on yuor bed
mingeface94 (5:30:00 PM): *puts nipple on bottle*
mingeface94 (5:30:03 PM): let me feed you
playersccr (5:29:37 PM): ???
mingeface94 (5:30:37 PM): oh sorry
mingeface94 (5:30:46 PM): does baby like formula or real milk?
mingeface94 (5:31:34 PM): baby?
playersccr (5:30:52 PM): b aby want puissy
mingeface94 (5:32:05 PM): I wanna change you now
mingeface94 (5:32:15 PM): I smell poo
mingeface94 (5:33:09 PM): i'm getting so wet
playersccr (5:32:29 PM): i take my pants off and my cock sticks out for u
playersccr (5:32:39 PM): i lay on the bed
mingeface94 (5:33:34 PM): *wipes your bottom and slaps on a fresh diaper*
mingeface94 (5:33:36 PM): all better
mingeface94 (5:33:49 PM): would you like to play patty cake?
mingeface94 (5:34:42 PM): baby are you there?
playersccr (5:34:14 PM): suck my cock mommy
mingeface94 (5:35:17 PM): you are a bad baby
mingeface94 (5:35:22 PM): it's time to spank you
mingeface94 (5:35:40 PM): *puts you over her knee*
mingeface94 (5:36:13 PM): *spanks you until you cry your eyes out*
mingeface94 (5:36:56 PM): Ok, 5 minute timeout for you
mingeface94 (5:37:04 PM): *puts you in crib*
playersccr (5:36:44 PM): this is to weird
mingeface94 (5:37:31 PM): Think about what you did
mingeface94 (5:37:36 PM): oh sorry
mingeface94 (5:37:53 PM): i though you said you'd be my baby
mingeface94 (5:38:12 PM): you lying bastard


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