Quote Of The Day
 

Yep, another brainchild of the random insomniac that is teh Ice.

Simple premise. Share an insightful, funny, monivational crude or just downright random quote. easy huh?

"Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat
it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they
should give you two weeks' notice. There should beseverance pay, and
before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp."
--Bob Ettinger

for me it is a vocation. full time job is only good for an average of 8-12 hours per day. beyaond eight there are extra pay.

relationship is 24/7 and need not to be compensated and has no retirement. i am no prostitute to ask for payment for my affection...,etc.

i think you missed the point of the thread.

Hahaha I've been laughing my ass off around here a lot lately. I love n00bs!

Here's a classic:

"Today is the first day of the rest of your life."

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

From the beautiful Jane Austen:

I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me that trouble of liking them.

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.

Lenny Bruce

One of my all-time favorites :
(WW II talk)
"The Ruhr will not be subjected to a single bomb. If an enemy bomber reaches the Ruhr, my name is not Hermann Göring: you can call me Meier!"

(Meier being one of the most used family names in Germany).

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. "

I heart Voltaire!

a contradictory version of opinion.

"Better to stay quiet and let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"

The only safe ship in a storm is leadership.

:D

"A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkeys, monkey".

Lol.

- Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent
- Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm

Light travells faster than sound that is why people appear bright before they speak.


I am kind of like seven eleven not always doing buisness but I am always open.

It's short and not everyone can understand it or like it but for me it's of great and particular importance.

Deserve the victory.
(Terry Goodkind)

The good die young -- because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good.

Was always partial to:

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today/tomorrow (opinion is divided over the EXACT quote).

It's incredibly ironic that it was said by James Dean who died young.

"May the wind always be at your back, and the sun always upon your face, and may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars."
©George Jung(Johnny Depp), "Blow" 2001.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown

Hmm... okay...

"The one who knows that he doesn't know anything, knows more than the one who doesn't know that he doesn't know anything."

"If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?"