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Digital_Ice 31-05-2007 06:14 AM

Quote Of The Day
 
Yep, another brainchild of the random insomniac that is teh Ice.

Simple premise. Share an insightful, funny, monivational crude or just downright random quote. easy huh?

"Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat
it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they
should give you two weeks' notice. There should beseverance pay, and
before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp."
--Bob Ettinger

rani 31-05-2007 06:25 AM

for me it is a vocation. full time job is only good for an average of 8-12 hours per day. beyaond eight there are extra pay.

relationship is 24/7 and need not to be compensated and has no retirement. i am no prostitute to ask for payment for my affection...,etc.

Digital_Ice 31-05-2007 06:34 AM

i think you missed the point of the thread.

Mandy 31-05-2007 06:51 AM

Hahaha I've been laughing my ass off around here a lot lately. I love n00bs!

Here's a classic:

"Today is the first day of the rest of your life."

Timmy 31-05-2007 09:04 AM

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Leonie 31-05-2007 10:13 AM

From the beautiful Jane Austen:

I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me that trouble of liking them.

hasselbrad 31-05-2007 12:50 PM

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.

Lenny Bruce

AureaMediocritas 31-05-2007 02:44 PM

One of my all-time favorites :
(WW II talk)
"The Ruhr will not be subjected to a single bomb. If an enemy bomber reaches the Ruhr, my name is not Hermann Göring: you can call me Meier!"

(Meier being one of the most used family names in Germany).

Porcelain_Doll 31-05-2007 05:59 PM

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. "

I heart Voltaire!

jessmutch 31-05-2007 08:41 PM

a contradictory version of opinion.

"Better to stay quiet and let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"

Cirindius 01-06-2007 12:25 AM

The only safe ship in a storm is leadership.

:D

candy_apple 01-06-2007 12:29 AM

"A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkeys, monkey".

Lol.

Cirindius 01-06-2007 07:41 AM

- Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent
- Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm

michael22 01-06-2007 01:48 PM

Light travells faster than sound that is why people appear bright before they speak.


I am kind of like seven eleven not always doing buisness but I am always open.

Surprize 01-06-2007 02:07 PM

It's short and not everyone can understand it or like it but for me it's of great and particular importance.

Deserve the victory.
(Terry Goodkind)

Digital_Ice 04-06-2007 06:30 PM

The good die young -- because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good.

Hazzle 04-06-2007 06:36 PM

Was always partial to:

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today/tomorrow (opinion is divided over the EXACT quote).

It's incredibly ironic that it was said by James Dean who died young.

MishanyaMSKK 04-06-2007 06:44 PM

"May the wind always be at your back, and the sun always upon your face, and may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars."
©George Jung(Johnny Depp), "Blow" 2001.

hasselbrad 04-06-2007 09:37 PM

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown

Fiirdraak 04-06-2007 10:35 PM

Hmm... okay...

"The one who knows that he doesn't know anything, knows more than the one who doesn't know that he doesn't know anything."

"If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?"


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