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hasselbrad 26-03-2007 02:25 PM

What the...
 
...fuck?!?!
We have a happiness thread.
We have an un-happiness thread.
I got to thinking that it's high time we have a "What the fuck?!?!" thread.
A thread dedicated to things in your life that make you scratch your head and say "what the fuck?!?!"

I'll start...there's this woman at work, who we'll call Linda.
She is going to school part time to study computers, specifically database management. One would think that when her printer didn't print an invoice as it should, that she'd be 'leet' enough to go in and figure out the problem.
She's not. Instead, me, who knows fuck-all about computers, has to go out and fix the problem. Since we play musical printers around here, it was just printing to the wrong port. And this isn't some isolated incident. We go through this type of thing on a regular basis. Every time her printer gets a little of the rails, she acts like it's the end of the world and starts talking about the HP printers where she used to work not giving her any problems. And then I go to her desk, point and click a few times, and like some sort of ancient Druid magic, paper...with printing on it...appears from the innards of her printer.

Hazzle 26-03-2007 02:42 PM

I think you should shoot her. In the face.

hasselbrad 26-03-2007 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hazzle (Post 71056)
I think you should shoot her. In the face.

I must be going soft.
I had not considered that option.

keir 26-03-2007 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hasselbrad (Post 71058)
I must be going soft.
I had not considered that option.

absolutely...

Porcelain_Doll 26-03-2007 06:11 PM

Today I was on the bus and suddenly spotted a pacifier dangling from the bus' roof.
My first thought was....(suspense)....wtf?!?!

michael22 27-03-2007 12:31 AM

good idea, usually I am up to my ass in thinking wtf about certain things. But for some reason I have not thought that, what the fuck.

Though thishttp://gear.ign.com/articles/772/772295p1.html

Norseman 27-03-2007 01:11 AM

Was surfing porn the other day, got over this amazingly cute girl. I could have died for her, and there she is ...doing porn..I was like "what the fuck!?!"

hasselbrad 27-03-2007 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Norseman (Post 71089)
Was surfing porn the other day, got over this amazingly cute girl. I could have died for her, and there she is ...doing porn..I was like "what the fuck!?!"

And you didn't provide a link? What The Fuck?









Actually...porn links are forbidden, though they are perfectly acceptable in private messages.

Hazzle 27-03-2007 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by hasselbrad (Post 71111)
though they are perfectly acceptable in private messages.

Heh. Thus speaks KKW's resident dirty old man.

Your ex is doing porno? How is that a bad thing exactly?

hasselbrad 28-03-2007 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hazzle (Post 71118)
Heh. Thus speaks KKW's resident dirty old man.

Your ex is doing porno? How is that a bad thing exactly?

:icon_err:
Yeah...actually...this girl I went out with had really big breasts. Strange, since I usually like a small C at most. Anyway, some months later, a friend from another time-waster website posted porn links, one of which happened to be a site devoted to females with distended breasts, and there she was, in all her glory, testing her gag reflex in the top left corner of the thumbnails.

Certainly a "what the fuck" moment.

Norseman 28-03-2007 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hasselbrad (Post 71111)
And you didn't provide a link? What The Fuck?









Actually...porn links are forbidden, though they are perfectly acceptable in private messages.

And share her with all of you, so you can undress her with your eyes? ...Oh, wait...

Btw: What the fuck! (just to be on topic :))

Porcelain_Doll 28-03-2007 09:30 PM

I used to believe all men weren't pervs. What the fuck was I thinking?!?!:icon_eek:

hasselbrad 28-03-2007 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porcelain_Doll (Post 71163)
I used to believe all men weren't pervs. What the fuck was I thinking?!?!:icon_eek:

Yeah...that's just crazy.

Porcelain_Doll 28-03-2007 09:42 PM

Kilt boy is a fan of Pinky and the Brain. Wtf?!?!!? :p

Norseman 28-03-2007 09:58 PM

Pervs? For surfing some porn? Nah. Just another man :)

hasselbrad 29-03-2007 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porcelain_Doll (Post 71163)
I used to believe all men weren't pervs. What the fuck was I thinking?!?!:icon_eek:

Oh...and young women who post about posting in their undies cannot pass judgement on men for being pervs.
That's called entrapment, according to Sec. 117.020.336 (6942) of the Universal Man Law.

Porcelain_Doll 29-03-2007 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hasselbrad (Post 71202)
Oh...and young women who post about posting in their undies cannot pass judgement on men for being pervs.
That's called entrapment, according to Sec. 117.020.336 (6942) of the Universal Man Law.

:icon_nana (that's a kick-ass icon, heehee)

Hazzle 29-03-2007 10:38 PM

Yes, but she's right Brad. We are all pervs. However women couldn't function if we weren't. Women kill for a compliments and any compliment a man pays a woman, by its very nature, has pervy undertones.

"That top brings out your eyes" means "I can see your nipples through it"

"Those jeans look great on you" means "Is that your arse or did it come with them?"

"Is that a new skirt?" means "I keep forgetting how great your legs are".

"That's a nice outfit." means "It looks great on you but it would look even better on the bedroom floor".

"You look nice today" means "I'm horny and I want sex."

And that's just the tip of the iceberg. It's an evolutionary instinct on our part.

Ranman 29-03-2007 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hazzle (Post 71220)
Yes, but she's right Brad. We are all pervs. However women couldn't function if we weren't. Women kill for a compliments and any compliment a man pays a woman, by its very nature, has pervy undertones.

"That top brings out your eyes" means "I can see your nipples through it"

"Those jeans look great on you" means "Is that your arse or did it come with them?"

"Is that a new skirt?" means "I keep forgetting how great your legs are".

"That's a nice outfit." means "It looks great on you but it would look even better on the bedroom floor".

"You look nice today" means "I'm horny and I want sex."

And that's just the tip of the iceberg. It's an evolutionary instinct on our part.

That sums it up
nicely put

hasselbrad 03-04-2007 03:16 AM

My daughter informed me today that her stepfather has basically forbidden her (and I'm guessing her 13 month old little sister and the yet to be born little brother) from watching animated films.
As in Disney films, Pixar films and Dreamworks films. No Cinderella, Cars or Shrek. No Toy Story. No Finding Nemo.
I feel like I'm going to have to smuggle DVDs into their house through Taylor so these kids won't grow up watching reruns of The Apprentice.
Also, she revealed that after going to the Eiffel Tower when they visited Paris, they went back to the hotel and watched The Fast and the Furious - Tokyo Drift. Awesome! Halfway around the world in one of the greatest cities on Earth, and you spend the night watching that shit?
No wonder people think Americans are such fucking retards.
I hope the desk clerk gave them a sarcastic (thereby completely flying over their heads) "did you enjoy zee in woom movie?" when they checked out.
Twats.


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