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duckula 05-05-2006 12:55 AM

A Public Service Announcement: Ask Duckula 2
 
You are the problem.

Mandy 05-05-2006 01:00 AM

Duckula, why are there so many gay people in Canada?

Ranman 05-05-2006 01:03 AM

Do gay canadians have sex with the moose?

duckula 05-05-2006 01:22 AM

The gays have flocked to Canada because of the delightful rainbows to be found in Quebec. Information on gay/moose relations is hard to come across in the current climate of fear but I think I speak for everyone hear when I say 'fear the hills, they aren't marshmallow'.

Leonie 05-05-2006 06:17 AM

Duckula, who abolished Spring and came up with the ludicrous idea of going from 8 to 25 degrees within one week?

Mandy 08-05-2006 07:42 AM

Duckula, why do penguins have wings if they can't fly?

Ranman 08-05-2006 11:54 AM

If penguins can't fly, how do they travel between the poles?

duckula 08-05-2006 12:49 PM

On boats. Jet boats.

duckula 08-05-2006 12:49 PM

And the wings are for dance routines, they would look silly dancing without wings, that much is clear.

Leonie 08-05-2006 02:27 PM

What is the charming way of getting rid of a druggie/homeless person who's stuck to the student house across the street and refuses to leave even when the police ask him nicely?

BrunoJA 08-05-2006 02:35 PM

Gun...

Mandy 08-05-2006 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrunoJA
Gun...

Clearly you don't know the rules of "Ask Duckula." No one is worthy enough to answer questions other than duckula, of course.

BrunoJA 08-05-2006 02:42 PM

Rules are for the weak.

Mandy 08-05-2006 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrunoJA
Rules are for the weak.

So then this thread is not for you. Run along.

Ranman 08-05-2006 03:34 PM

Is it wrong to throw rotten eggs at the homeless?

How about BrunoJA,?

Foeni 08-05-2006 08:44 PM

Duckula, what's wrong with Ranman?

duckula 08-05-2006 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leonie
What is the charming way of getting rid of a druggie/homeless person who's stuck to the student house across the street and refuses to leave even when the police ask him nicely?

Throw buckets of piss on him.

duckula 08-05-2006 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrunoJA
Gun...

You've not played knifey-spooney before, have you?

duckula 08-05-2006 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ranman
Is it wrong to throw rotten eggs at the homeless?

How about BrunoJA,?

Of course it's not wrong, they're homeless (or on their way to being so in Bruno's case), they don't have rights. If you can do it to an animal, you can do it to a hobo.

duckula 08-05-2006 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Foeni
Duckula, what's wrong with Ranman?

Nothing a good shoeing can't fix.


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