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You are the problem.

Duckula, why are there so many gay people in Canada?

Do gay canadians have sex with the moose?

The gays have flocked to Canada because of the delightful rainbows to be found in Quebec. Information on gay/moose relations is hard to come across in the current climate of fear but I think I speak for everyone hear when I say 'fear the hills, they aren't marshmallow'.

Duckula, who abolished Spring and came up with the ludicrous idea of going from 8 to 25 degrees within one week?

Duckula, why do penguins have wings if they can't fly?

If penguins can't fly, how do they travel between the poles?

On boats. Jet boats.

And the wings are for dance routines, they would look silly dancing without wings, that much is clear.

What is the charming way of getting rid of a druggie/homeless person who's stuck to the student house across the street and refuses to leave even when the police ask him nicely?

Gun...

Clearly you don't know the rules of "Ask Duckula." No one is worthy enough to answer questions other than duckula, of course.

Rules are for the weak.

So then this thread is not for you. Run along.

Is it wrong to throw rotten eggs at the homeless?

How about BrunoJA,?

Duckula, what's wrong with Ranman?

Throw buckets of piss on him.

You've not played knifey-spooney before, have you?

Of course it's not wrong, they're homeless (or on their way to being so in Bruno's case), they don't have rights. If you can do it to an animal, you can do it to a hobo.

Nothing a good shoeing can't fix.