I need Help!
 

first thing, hi everyone! watsup, yea i know this keira chick is hot, but i've got this other problem... you see... there is this girl so freakin' cute and beautfull (heavenly). (shes in my class) i really really like her. but the problem is she has a Fucking boyfirend! :icon_mad: damnit! why does she have to have a boyfriend???!!! :mad: /me kills boyfriend. and heres another thing, i know her boyfriend too. not a friend, but a "yo watsup dogg" when we come across each other. anyway, this really sucks, i thought i'd share it, anyone else got something bad to share?
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Cute and beautiful? Wow, her boyfriend is lucky. Simply ask this boyfriend if he's willing to share his girlfriend. If you do it in a polite manner, and fluff him up a bit, you know, give him chocolates, he may just allow it. :kidding:

Today was the day I planned to actually "make a move" on a girl I like. Not make a move as in, try to kiss her, but to show her I'd like to be more than friends. It was the last day of the class we have together, so it seemed appropriate. Alas, she was ill. My (lack of a) love life has become a joke that's so bizarre, even I'm laughing. Ho ho.

I recommend taking out the competition. Any. Way. Possible.

Tell him to meet you at a certain location, and give him the adress of an abandoned warehouse. You know the rest...

how long has she been in the relationship? maybe they will fizzle out faster than u can say "yo watsup dogg". meantime, just stick closely around and try to get into her good books.

Someone move this to Relationships section? If you're going to post stuff about shooting him, you may as well do it.

Dear Lord, please tell me you don't really greet each other with "yo whatsup dogg." If you do, I'll assume you are in junior high school and tell you this...
Give it time. They will break up. You'll get your shot. Enjoy it while it lasts. You'll break up. All, more that likely, in the next month.

Done.

As for you and the girl who's taken... Give it time. Right now, there's nothing you can do. If she's with him, you trying to break them up will not do any good for your chances with her. And I doubt her boyfriend will keep saying "yo whatsup dogg" when you see him in the hallway if you hit on his girlfriend. Yo whatsup dogg will more than likely turn into something painful :icon_razz

She has a boyfriend. Leave her alone!

Why do people post there stupid problems? If she has a boyfriend then just be friends with her, its that easy.

You have to move on mate
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Take it easy.. Most likely it won't last for that long, which hasselbrad also points out. Be there for her, when the break comes... That's just my advice.. She might need a lot of love and hugges ;)

If all else fails...
 

ask Dr. Phil

Frankly I don't get why people wanna watch these, excuse me, stupid shows..

But they're fun :D The entertainment value is amazing. It also makes me feel incredibly intelligent and smug. It's like self help books without the reading :icon_razz

Dr. Phil is the greatest stand up comedian that has ever lived. Trufax.

To answer the question...back up and leave her alone. Would you like it if someone fancied your girlfriend and plotted your death? Didn't think so. Word up dogg, yo.

Yes move on!!!

^ you're right.

**forgets about her**

Hey hold on!
Just because she has a boyfriend AT THE MOMENT doesn't mean she wouldn't be interested in you!
I know a girl, who just this year went out with two boys, then a girl, then another boy, and now another girl.
All I'm saying is don't give up hope yet.

I'm going to agree. You should hold the line. Don't advance, or retreat until things start to turn. If they have problems together, don't rush in there but casually slide in and comfort her. If things look like nothing can go wrong, you should plan a strategic recovery and think about your options.

go for someone else.