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Hazzle
21-10-2004, 12:16 AM
Yes...lock up your daughters, batten down the hatches...The Haz...is BACK. Oh yes...much mayhem...much chaos...and oh so much fun...for me anyway...and much torture for the rest of you suckers but what the fuck, I don't care!

ARRRRRRR! It's good to be back ladies and gentleman (well, there is only one, and that's, well...me)...The Wavefront will never be the same again...

(and yes, I'm well aware I'm not a newcomer but fuck it, I thought the return of the legendary Haz was worth a post)

Mandy
21-10-2004, 12:19 AM
It's about damn time...

MeggieHoops
21-10-2004, 12:23 AM
Yaaay!

Renegade
21-10-2004, 01:42 AM
Where the hell have I been the last hour and a half?!
I always knew you'd come crawling back :p.
Welcome back.

Hazzle
21-10-2004, 01:46 AM
No crawling involved...much door smashing involved though...ARRR.

I figured you guys had suffered without me long enough...I mean sheesh...since I've been gone the place has gone to hell.

Don't y'all just love me? :D

Richard
21-10-2004, 02:39 AM
Raise some hell.

I mean't that in a good way.

apoggy
21-10-2004, 10:15 AM
Meh, you'd be nothing without me, just face it, I made you.

Liam
21-10-2004, 10:42 AM
You only have my mercy to thank :p

Ashlyn
21-10-2004, 10:45 AM
hellllllllllo hazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzle :D

Mandy
21-10-2004, 11:19 AM
hellllllllllo hazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzle :D

Oooooh Someone's glad to see you :D

deviljet88
21-10-2004, 12:34 PM
Hey the Haz is back! :)

hasselbrad
21-10-2004, 01:39 PM
Sweet! It's my favorite lawyer! :p

Hazzle
21-10-2004, 01:45 PM
Meh, you'd be nothing without me, just face it, I made you.

No no...you just WANT me...it's ok, it's only natural. The Haz IS just so damn sexeh.

You only have my mercy to thank :p

Nahh...I have your horniness to thank...you know it's true. The Hazzle has the sex appeal in abundance...not one human being on the planet can resist.

Sweet! It's my favorite lawyer! :p

And the prize for the best response so far goes to Hassel. Loving the sarcasm in that statement mate :p

Flightfreak
21-10-2004, 02:05 PM
yeaha!!! some old blood back, welcom back maty ;)

Mandy
21-10-2004, 03:01 PM
rofl. Haz is back with a brand new self image. It's bold, and somewhat....homosexual. ;)

Hazzle
21-10-2004, 03:22 PM
rofl. Haz is back with a brand new self image. It's bold, and somewhat....homosexual. ;)

Hey...I was always somewhat homosexual...wait...err... :icon_redf

hasselbrad
21-10-2004, 04:18 PM
Hey...I was always somewhat homosexual...wait...err... :icon_redf

Have you ever heard of the comedian Ron White? He has a brilliant piece about this.

Hazzle
21-10-2004, 04:25 PM
I haven't actually. But just so we don't overly derail the thread, why don't you PM me some of the stuff or IM me or something. Cool :cool:

Sarah
21-10-2004, 04:34 PM
Hello Haz! :)

You know I'm happy!!! I'm so glad you're back.

Ardnax
21-10-2004, 04:57 PM
I never thought I would say this but... I've missed you Hazzle!

Hazzle
21-10-2004, 05:07 PM
Thanks, you lovely ladies, it's great to be back, and it's great to be loved and appreciated...arrrrr, especially by such charming delightful women :D

frodo1511
21-10-2004, 10:59 PM
Yo, long time no see!

Almost took you over for total posts', so HA!!!

Hazzle
21-10-2004, 11:07 PM
Yo, long time no see!

Almost took you over for total posts', so HA!!!

ALMOST? You only had like 2 months to do it dude...shame on you...SHAME on you. You ain't taking it now...ARRR...The Haz is back to reclaim his spam-king privileges.

frodo1511
21-10-2004, 11:08 PM
ALMOST? You only had like 2 months to do it dude...shame on you...SHAME on you. You ain't taking it now...ARRR...The Haz is back to reclaim his spam-king privileges.


Well, school takes a lot out of you, and I do have a LIFE, I don't sit for 8 hours at a time, spamming up the boards(more like 3 for me)

Hazzle
21-10-2004, 11:16 PM
Well, school takes a lot out of you, and I do have a LIFE, I don't sit for 8 hours at a time, spamming up the boards(more like 3 for me)

Pffft. 8 hours at a time? You sir are severely mistaken. I just rock when it comes to the spamness...it cannot be denied. Anyway...I'm back...missed your chance...ARRRR.

Jacoby
22-10-2004, 12:59 AM
Welcome back Teh Haz.

Hazzle
22-10-2004, 01:10 AM
Welcome back Teh Haz.

Thanks matey...ARRRR.

frodo1511
22-10-2004, 02:36 PM
Since this is a newcomer's thread at heart, I need to know Hazz: What kind of epithany made you return to all that is good and holy?

Liam
22-10-2004, 02:38 PM
Nahh...I have your horniness to thank...you know it's true. The Hazzle has the sex appeal in abundance...not one human being on the planet can resist.


Fuck off. Do you want to be banned again?

seventhson
22-10-2004, 04:21 PM
Welcome back Haz!

Peace,
SeventhSon

Hazzle
22-10-2004, 11:20 PM
Since this is a newcomer's thread at heart, I need to know Hazz: What kind of epithany made you return to all that is good and holy?

Think you mean epiphany. And basically I'd actually been badgered by a couple of people to come back, had others bitch and moan about how the place was going to pot (and not in a good way), and I decided in my eternal benevolence that the W had suffered long enough without the presence of the Haz.

Fuck off. Do you want to be banned again?

Meh...I'm somewhat apathetic on that particular issue ;)

Jacoby
23-10-2004, 12:07 AM
I decided in my eternal benevolence that the W had suffered long enough without the presence of the Haz.


What makes you trendy enough to refer to the waverfront simply as "the W"?

I thought only Spire, Zach Braff, and myself were trendy enough...

Hazzle
23-10-2004, 12:10 AM
What makes you trendy enough to refer to the waverfront simply as "the W"?

I thought only Spire, Zach Braff, and myself were trendy enough...

Fuck off. I'm THE HAZ damnit. I can call it whatever the fuck I like and you'll love me for it, as always...such is the gospel according to Hazzle. I get privileges to call it the W...so go ram a sharp pencil up your rectum.

Jacoby
23-10-2004, 12:14 AM
Fuck off. I'm THE HAZ damnit. I can call it whatever the fuck I like and you'll love me for it, as always...such is the gospel according to Hazzle. I get privileges to call it the W...so go ram a sharp pencil up your rectum.

No Haz. A dull pencil. Only benefit of getting a pencil sharpener lost in my anus. It'll come out sharp, then I'll put it in your eye-ball, nuks.

Hazzle
23-10-2004, 12:17 AM
No Haz. A dull pencil. Only benefit of getting a pencil sharpener lost in my anus. It'll come out sharp, then I'll put it in your eye-ball, nuks.

Well I suppose you just want to make me look like you. How was that whole sperm in the eye thing anyway? Have you forgiven Apoggy for spurting everywhere yet?