View Full Version : If you were running for President...

18-10-2004, 09:29 PM
What would you say? Why should people vote for you? Since many of us are very opiniated, I thought we can do a little bit of role-playing. Do it like a speech, if you wish, involving the recent issues both Kerry and Bush were discussing on the recent debates such as the Health Benefits, Immigration, Security, Employment, etc...

I doesn't have to be long at all, perhaps a paragraph of what you would say to a crowd or people all over the country.

I'm currently writing mine right now, so in the meantime...

18-10-2004, 10:37 PM
"All your motherfuckers, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckers, vote for the G, the motherfucking G, thats me, the motherfucking G."

18-10-2004, 10:54 PM
"Vote for me. I know stuff. Knowledge is power. I read that when Mortal Kombat loaded up on my SEGA Genesis.

The war on Iraq; totally suck.
People being poor in America; that sucks too.
I'm gonna fix those.

Vote for me. I have buttons. Waffles for everyone. Vote for me. I like things. Good things."

18-10-2004, 10:57 PM
"I have a plan"

uh, the war on Iraq is bad.

"I have a plan"

remember that from SNL 2 weeks ago?:P

18-10-2004, 11:18 PM
Gonna run for the socialist party Jacoby?

19-10-2004, 01:02 AM
if you vote for me i will raise the legal blood alcohol limit (id get the college students and their dads...and the alcoholics and the hicks...pretty much 35% of the votes right there)
not only will i raise the limit but i'll lower the legal drinking age to 16 (id get the 18 year old votes...probably not the soccer moms but i'll get them next)
i will make petitions for useless shit a lot more meaningful (got the soccer moms)
also i will make it mandatory that in order to see a pg-13 or rated R movie, rent mature video games, anything violent that soccer moms are against...the kids will need a parent or a signature to buy them (signatures will be forged...everyones happy)
i will lower taxes and because of that i will cut funds to wellfare (sorry...they wouldnt vote for me anyways...too busy begging)

then for my closing statement...free drinks on me

19-10-2004, 08:55 AM
Vote for me, I will make it mandatory for 'funny' posts to ACTUALLY be funny. All those who fail to follow this will be duck taped to the wall and pelted with metaphysical nuggets of their own incompetent humour.

19-10-2004, 02:15 PM
Would people also be forced to use over complicated words for no aparent reason ?

19-10-2004, 03:33 PM
Over complicated?

Where? Rather sadly these forums have a distinct lack of 'complicated' words at times. Often I feel that common sense takes a holiday when some people post.

20-10-2004, 01:12 AM
Would people also be forced to use over complicated words for no aparent reason ?

It'll be like Dawson's Creek hell on earth.