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NearokA
16-10-2004, 02:32 PM
Most guys seem to think that they can get ripped in two weeks. And if they can't, they usually give up. Getting ripped is a year long process of intense dieting (meaning watch what you eat), 8 meals a day, and intense workouts. In short, it ain't easy.

Much the same way, getting the girl you want, while not a year long process, takes definately a few weeks of strategic planning. The only exception to this is if you're out having fun and could careless about getting laid and a woman approaches you.

I'm going to venture out on a limb here and say that most women's interest level is around 50-70%. 50 being "I'm just going to ignore you" and 70 being "I need my friend to convince me how much I like that guy." Why? Because you're probably going for the woman too pretty for you. No offense intended to anyone, but you'll notice that the uglier they are, the easier they are to ask out. Now, you're a player, "too pretty for you" doesn't apply to you. You got to some how formulate a plan and raise this low interest level. Please don't assume that it only takes 2 days to raise a women's interest. Sometimes it can take a few months.

Know thyself. I'm going to be brief here since I've already outlined most of these points in either other articles or my replies. Listed in order of importance.
1) Attitude-cocky and funny
2) Voice clarity and tone
3) Ripped body/beautiful face
4) Clothes/shoes
5) Jewelry
6) A big dick

Know your prey. The term we use in warcraft is called "scouting." These are tests to determine her interest level. Listed in no order.
1) Eye contact-hold eye contact and make note of what she does
2) Make yourself known without direct contact with her. ie ask questions in class.
3) Talk-Best way to gain background information
4) Touch-Bump into her, touch her hair, touch her face, ask her to check out your nice car and if she sits there and thinks about it, grab her hand and say "c'mon."
5) Check her out, often. And on a couple of occasions, let her see you check her out.
6) Be a challenge. And for god's sake, don't be a pussy.

Relationships. Once you get the woman, here are some steps to keeping her interest level up. Listed in no order.
1) Sex. Lots of it. And use different techniques and explore fantasies.
2) Touching-Hugs, foot massage, stomach massage, whatever.
3) Gifts. Doesn't have to be elaborate, little things matter.
4) Spontanaeity. One day from work, come home, push your woman against the wall and kiss her passionately. Then walk off like it ain't no thang. This is just an example. There are many other things you can do.
5) Talk. No explaination needed.
6) Laugh and keep things light. Know the full story behind arguements and pick and choose your battles. You don't need to be right all the time.
7) Compliments. Can be in the general form or in the sexual form.

General guide to a woman's interest.
<50% she does whatever she can to avoid you. You fucked up and there is nothing you can do, move on.
Player needs to do lots of work.
50% she ignores you.
60% she's cold and icy, but she still talks.
70% needs her girlfriends to like you. Often she questions herself. She blows you off and doesn't offer a reschedule or an explaination.
Player can ask woman out with little risk.
80% homework buddies! she enjoys spending time with you and talking to you. at the higher end, she enjoys spending time with you, alone.
100% no risk to the player (unless your a dumbass).
90% She goes out of her way to meet you and be with you. at the higher end, she intiates contact.
>98% She schedules events and activites around you. If she has prior plans, she gives early notice.

Remeber players, they just women. There'll always be beer to drink and high class hoes to fuck. Get up off your lazy ass and try again.

Mandy
16-10-2004, 02:37 PM
You should really stop posting shit.

NearokA
16-10-2004, 02:45 PM
You should really stop posting shit.

If women knew how to have sex with women, we'd have more lesbians in this world.

Truthfully, women have no idea whatsoever in how to approach another beautiful women. Your advice is useless to me. :p

Mandy
16-10-2004, 02:52 PM
If women knew how to have sex with women, we'd have more lesbians in this world.

Truthfully, women have no idea whatsoever in how to approach another beautiful women. Your advice is useless to me. :p

So....you're saying you're a lesbian? Wha? I'm confused....

P.S. Having sex with your mom doesn't make you an expert on women.

Spire
16-10-2004, 03:44 PM
All hyperbole and exaggeration aside, you are the stupidest person I've ever met.

marry rich people
16-10-2004, 04:10 PM
I'll break this to you slowly, NearokA. This might surprise just a little bit, but you know absolutely nothing about women. Being a women myself, I can tell you that women will know more about what they want than guys ever will, especially you. You can't classify women into one catagory llike they are some creatures that are all the same. You are a complete and utter asshole.

MeggieHoops
16-10-2004, 05:16 PM
I'll break this to you slowly, NearokA. This might surprise just a little bit, but you know absolutely nothing about women. Being a women myself, I can tell you that women will know more about what they want than guys ever will, especially you. You can't classify women into one catagory llike they are some creatures that are all the same. You are a complete and utter asshole.

^Yes.

Seriously, you just need to stop. You try to come off like you're the hottest shit since sliced bread, like you know exactly what you're talking about...but in all actuality, we all know you're never going to get laid, we all know that your take on women is completely off, and we all just truly don't care what you have to say anymore.

But hey, you clearly like being thought of as a total cock sucker, so keep it up. :)

Louie
16-10-2004, 05:39 PM
You guys are harsh; but yeah NearokA, you are kinda of a dumbass.

Flightfreak
16-10-2004, 06:52 PM
^Yes.

Seriously, you just need to stop. You try to come off like you're the hottest shit since sliced bread, like you know exactly what you're talking about...but in all actuality, we all know you're never going to get laid, we all know that your take on women is completely off, and we all just truly don't care what you have to say anymore.

But hey, you clearly like being thought of as a total cock sucker, so keep it up. :)

i have to agree with meggiehoops :fencing:
stop posting bullshit NearokA!!!

Sarah
16-10-2004, 07:21 PM
NearokA, stop it with the silly crap.

Women are not all the same. We all like different things, so stop thinking of women as though you have to win one, or tame one, or catch one in a river.

ryan
16-10-2004, 09:05 PM
where the hell did you dig up that crap?

i'm going to go out on a limb (not really) and say that since you came up with this garbage and cited a warcraft reference on top of it that you don't go out much and certainly aren't getting any.

NearokA
17-10-2004, 04:07 AM
So....you're saying you're a lesbian? Wha? I'm confused....
P.S. Having sex with your mom doesn't make you an expert on women.

You meanie! :p I sowwie Mandy. Just telling it how it is, you know? If women wanted nice guys who loves the animals and always says please, then you'd see me alot different. Truth is, women condition me to be like this, so you really have your own kind to thank for this. Please don't be mad, sometimes truth hurts, but we get through it together, k?

PS: Mandy, you know my family lives in Wichita? I visit them twice a year. Yeah, I was going to attend k-state and all, but you know seattle was more interesting. Anyways, there aren't that many sushi bars in kansas. Here, we have one on every corner. I love it.

^Yes.
You try to come off like you're the hottest shit since sliced bread

Like the imagery. You should smile more. It makes me happy when people smile. O and Meggie, I bought some American Crew hair conditioner cream. My hair is extra soft now!!!

catch one in a river.

How cute. Well, at least I got you to post in my thread.

PS: Do you like fishing? I use to love fishing when I was young. If I ever go to England, you mind doing some ocean fishing with me? I'm about as clueless as you are, but together I think we can manage something.

You can't classify women into one catagory llike they are some creatures that are all the same. You are a complete and utter asshole.

Women are different like apples and oranges. They each have distinct flavors and distinct looks and distinct textures. But in the end, they all just fruit. :p I dunno, how am I an asshole? Did I ever insult you? Do you want me to start insulting you? Then what would you call me?

Lastly, girls, I did say it was a general players guide. Please stop saying it's very specific. Thanks.

Spire
17-10-2004, 04:51 AM
If you're wondering why you still haven't gotten a girl NearokA, it's because you're a homosexual fucktard. Everything you post is queer shit. I honestly thought you were a girl until you specifically stated you were a guy. I'm still sceptical you're not a lesbian or something. Honestly, quit with the "I sowwie" and shampoo shit.

NearokA
17-10-2004, 07:36 AM
Honestly, quit with the "I sowwie" and shampoo shit.

You have no idea what American Crew is, do you?

acliff
17-10-2004, 07:52 AM
Nearoka has the 'confidence' but nothing to back it up. Which basically is empty headed arrogance. Almost everything you said was a pile of bullshit.

Few exceptions... getting ripped is bloody hard work.
And being funny really does help. Unfortunately for you, the ratio of cocky and funny is slightly skewed, as you're not funny at all....

hasselbrad
17-10-2004, 03:53 PM
Watching pornography does not qualify as "sexual experience".

Foeni
17-10-2004, 04:50 PM
Frankly, I don't get it... If you all think that NearokA always postes bullshit, then how about stop reading his threads? You sound like you think it's a waste of time, so don't waste it. Not that I really think it's especially good, but then I just stop wasting my time making posts. Of course the moderators are kinda forced to since they are supposed to keep an eye on the forums. I understand that...

marry rich people
17-10-2004, 11:28 PM
Very true, Foeni. NearokA has suddenly opened my eyes and made me realize that I am, afterall, just a sex toy (i.e. woman).

NearokA and ignorance seem to get along quite well.

NearokA
18-10-2004, 03:37 AM
Very true, Foeni. NearokA has suddenly opened my eyes and made me realize that I am, afterall, just a sex toy (i.e. woman).

NearokA and ignorance seem to get along quite well.

I never said women were sex toys. I did say I enjoy having sex with them, but come on, who doesn't?

While most women will agree with me that they do not prefer the "porn" sex, I have yet to meet a women that turned down a sex massage. If you still don't understand the distinction, perhaps you need to dump that little high school boy you call your "boyfriend" and get a real man...

I understand your fustration. Most girl's idea of sex involves 5 seconds blind thrusts followed by some disgusting grunt. Or another, "doggy" style sex. You know, the kind where your "man" thrusts too fast like a horny dog. Then proceeds to drool all over the place. Some of you ladies know what I'm talking about.

One day I hope you'll find a man that will show you that sex doesn't have to be taboo anymore (nor does it have to be painful :( ). Women should learn to express their sexual freedom more. Women get horny too, and most of them think about sex more than I do!

I'm just trying to educate the guys here how to keep their women happy. If sex was not part of the equation, I wouldn't have emphasized it. O and I'm refering to how to keep women happy, not little girls. Please don't confuse the two.

Spire
18-10-2004, 05:03 AM
Please...just...shut the fuck up. Educate the guys? Sorry, I'll get my dating tips from someone who doesn't sound like a desperate fag.

Liam
18-10-2004, 11:25 AM
Well I for one find him amusing, but not in the usual way.

My hair isnt terribly soft, I tend to speak very quickly and I'd hardly call myself cocky. But I'm cocky enough to know that despite my shitty hair, crap voice and 'ono, beautiful women are intimidating' attitude, I have more of a chance of a lasting relationship than you :p

I used to think that by the age of 21, most blokes have gotten over the 'oh my shit, I'm 17, have a dick and I'm super virile - lets fuck anything that moves' thing. You have opened my eyes. Thanks.

NearokA
18-10-2004, 03:09 PM
http://www.askmen.com/dating/curtsmith_100/100_dating_advice.html

I'm not the only one. :p There are many of us. Women do alot of telling and commanding in a relationship only because the man lets her have the upper hand and she's prolly more beautiful.

Switch the tables. And you know what? You'll be doing all the telling and commanding. It's not telling her what to do directly. It's about finesse. You're going to tell her what to do, and she won't even suspect what's going on.

That, is a player.

A jackass is telling her what to do directly, and getting slapped in the face.

I feel as if you guys only read the words, sex and big dick, and proceed to ignore the rest. Iono. I just don't know...If you guys don;t like sex, then why are you sitting here emphasizing that part of the article? It seems every article I write, it always comes down to sex. It seems I'm not the only one here even though some of you won't admit it openly...The point of the article wasn't even about sex! lol. sigh. whatever.

bob
18-10-2004, 05:04 PM
i'm thinking that advice on 'how to get the girl' should be written by women, as opposed to men. including those who run a website sponsored by companies which specialise in masturbation devices (hint: if you've got the girl and you're doing things right, you shouldn't NEED a masturbation device!)

with that said:
1) Attitude-cocky and funny
2) Voice clarity and tone
3) Ripped body/beautiful face
4) Clothes/shoes
5) Jewelry
6) A big dick
you've just described ewan mcgregor. not including the ripped body (but hey, he's married) or the jewelry (man jewelry is a bit... too gay to be important) and furthermore, girls who follow a list like that aren't looking for a relationship. those things won't get you the girl, they'll just make her want to get you. for one night. ta.

and if you're getting brushed off by a pretty girl it's probably not because she's too pretty, it's because she's simply not interested in you. your tips on being an a-grade dick, while entertaining, will not gain said interest.

Jasper
18-10-2004, 05:26 PM
i'm thinking that advice on 'how to get the girl' should be written by women, as opposed to men. including those who run a website sponsored by companies which specialise in masturbation devices (hint: if you've got the girl and you're doing things right, you shouldn't NEED a masturbation device!)

with that said:

you've just described ewan mcgregor. not including the ripped body (but hey, he's married) or the jewelry (man jewelry is a bit... too gay to be important) and furthermore, girls who follow a list like that aren't looking for a relationship. those things won't get you the girl, they'll just make her want to get you. for one night. ta.

and if you're getting brushed off by a pretty girl it's probably not because she's too pretty, it's because she's simply not interested in you. your tips on being an a-grade dick, while entertaining, will not gain said interest.

How do you know Ewan Mcgregor has a big dick? :icon_err:

bob
18-10-2004, 05:37 PM
How do you know Ewan Mcgregor has a big dick? :icon_err:
i thought it was general knowledge? he's big on nudity in films, rumours have been circulated as a result. the only one with nudity that i've seen was 'trainspotting' - and yeah, it's big.

hasselbrad
18-10-2004, 11:10 PM
Frankly, I don't get it... If you all think that NearokA always postes bullshit, then how about stop reading his threads? You sound like you think it's a waste of time, so don't waste it. Not that I really think it's especially good, but then I just stop wasting my time making posts. Of course the moderators are kinda forced to since they are supposed to keep an eye on the forums. I understand that...

Because we can't. It's kind of like driving by a car wreck. You don't want to look...but you have to.

NearokA
18-10-2004, 11:56 PM
I feel the love in these forums, can you?

Don't worry, you can never get me angry, although, at times, I do feel fustrated. I didn't spend 3 years of meditation for nothing.

You can say what you feel. Unlike others, I'll try my best not to judge you (cept maybe that Jasper guy, it's like the lights are on, but nobody's home...). I love you guys all, hehe. ANd smile more! Jeez! Don't take things so seriously.

Spire
19-10-2004, 01:59 AM
It's settled then. NearokA is a gaywad. Glad we got that out of the way.

marry rich people
19-10-2004, 02:25 AM
Switch the tables. And you know what? You'll be doing all the telling and commanding. It's not telling her what to do directly. It's about finesse. You're going to tell her what to do, and she won't even suspect what's going on.

Ok now you just sound like you're telling us how to manipulate people... creepy hypnotist.

bob
19-10-2004, 03:04 AM
Switch the tables. And you know what? You'll be doing all the telling and commanding. It's not telling her what to do directly. It's about finesse. You're going to tell her what to do, and she won't even suspect what's going on.
Ok now you just sound like you're telling us how to manipulate people... creepy hypnotist.
i thought he sounded more like a chauvinistic male bordering on misogyny.

Jasper
19-10-2004, 03:15 AM
You can say what you feel. Unlike others, I'll try my best not to judge you (cept maybe that Jasper guy, it's like the lights are on, but nobody's home...). I love you guys all, hehe. ANd smile more! Jeez! Don't take things so seriously.

Ha...

NearokA
19-10-2004, 04:18 AM
Ok now you just sound like you're telling us how to manipulate people... creepy hypnotist.

Believe me when I say this, women learn how to manipulate men at a very early age, ESPECIALLY the pretty ones, so don't even give me that. ALL you have to do is just HANG OUT with pretty women, and you'll see just how manipulative they are.

When guys learn to manipulate PRETTY women, then the pretty women will give respects instead of thinking you just another "yes ma'am" wuss. I'm just teaching guys not to put up with a pretty woman's whines. Man the fuuck up!

If you ask me, there were 2 mistakes Dyce made. First, was hitting on a woman with low interest level (50-70%). Women have low interest because 1 of 2 reasons: (1) You too damn ugly! (2) You don't have right attitude, you a wuss!. Attitude can make up for ugliness (but if you too damn ugly, then you need to get on the products and the treadmill). Prettiness can make up for attitude (you can't be too pretty, ignore what these people say on these forums, women LOVE pretty boys). IF YOU MASTER these two things, YOU WILL ALWAYS have high interest level with women. IN FACT, THE PRETTY WOMEN WILL COME TO YOU!! Fancy that. OTHER SMALL FACTORS include clothes, voice, tone, big dick, etc. THESE SMALL FACTORS give you the EDGE when you face another PLAYER who knows his SHIT! WHAT? Did you think you're the only one who knows how to mac on women?? WHY do I ALWAYS have to spell this out for you guys? I assumed you knew how to read!! Do I have to do this every article?? The second, was writing that wussy note. Geez, that's something only Hassel would do.

"O please baby, please go out with me okay? I think it'd be very nice if we got together and do something. Do you think it's possible that we could be a thing?" :icon_rofl

ARRRGGH! I'm fustrated. sigh. I should stop posting these replies. You guys will never get it. I give up. Women will always tell guys to be nice and buy them lots of shit so they can use them and to be ugly, so it's easier to dump them later. Men will always follow the woman's advice, thinking that it will give him the edge. I guess the cycle will never stop. It's quite obvious that every man here is a wuss, except, perhaps Liam.

And it's quite obvious that every girl here wants to keep their power and continue to maniuplate men. Don't worry girls, your secret is safe with me, I won't write any more articles. Guys will continue to look ugly, afterall, ugly people are easy to dump, especially the ones with lots of money. Suck these punks dry, and then after they get burned over and over again, they might finally see the light or they can be like Dyce, and keep getting burned, never realizing what he did wrong.

bob
19-10-2004, 04:35 AM
i think you should know that generally girls are bitches. to each other. usually girls are more likely to treat guys a lot nicer than they would a friend who they've been arguing with. sometimes there hasn't even been an argument to provoke such treatment. so if you're getting trodden on by women (you sound like you're speaking from a lot of personal experience) then perhaps you should look more at the defficiencies within, rather than blaming the problem on the entire population of the opposite sex.

and yes, women love pretty boys because they're nice to look at. that doesn't make them nice to date. it's not all about having an attitude, cos if it was then there wouldn't be such a fuss over the new-age sensitive guy. reason? because they're not jerks. it's one thing to be a jerk by pulling a girl's ponytail (or adult equivalent behaviour) it's a totally different thing to simply be a jerk.

you, sir, are a jerk. and an idiot.

and on the pretty boy note (because we love 'em) the worst kind of jerk is the pretty boy with an attitude. actually, this is made much worse when he's not too intelligent either, then you have a pretty boy who knows he's good-looking and therefore exudes the over-confident "i can get women" attitude but is too dumb to actually realise that the girl is going from "i got myself a hot man, yeah!" to "fucking asshole bastard needs to be castrated and then defenestrated" in the span of 2 weeks.

NearokA
19-10-2004, 04:39 AM
i think you should know that generally girls are bitches. to each other. usually girls are more likely to treat guys a lot nicer than they would a friend who they've been arguing with. sometimes there hasn't even been an argument to provoke such treatment. so if you're getting trodden on by women (you sound like you're speaking a lot from personal experience) then perhaps you should look more at the defficiencies within, rather than blaming the problem on the entire population of the opposite sex.

and yes, women love pretty boys because they're nice to look at. that doesn't make them nice to date. it's not all about attitude, cos if it was then there wouldn't be such a fuss over the new-age sensitive guy. reason? because they're not jerks. it's one thing to be a jerk by pulling a girl's ponytail (or adult equivalent behaviour) it's a totally different thing to simply be a jerk.

you, sir, are a jerk. and an idiot.

You have no idea what I just said. Your post is ignored! sigh. I'm done with this thread. Go be a bitch boy. I don't care anymore. CLiffy, come lock this thread.

THERE IS A REASON WHY POWER-FUL GUYS WITH GOOD ATTITUDE AND NICE SUITS GET ALL THE HOT MODELS WHILE LITTLE NICE GUYS LIKE YOU EITHER GET USED, BURNED, OR FOREVER MUST DATE THE UGLY GIRLS!!

Here, this is where I shop for clothes, do what you wish:
http://www.bluefly.com

bob
19-10-2004, 04:49 AM
You have no idea what I just said. Your post is ignored! sigh. I'm done with this thread. Go be a bitch boy. I don't care anymore. CLiffy, come lock this thread.

THERE IS A REASON WHY POWER-FUL GUYS WITH GOOD ATTITUDE AND NICE SUITS GET ALL THE HOT MODELS WHILE LITTLE NICE GUYS LIKE YOU EITHER GET USED, BURNED, OR FOREVER MUST DATE THE UGLY GIRLS!!
you see, and that's where your powers of perception are shown to be nil. i am a bitch, and i am not a boy.

so i really don't understand that last angry part typed in upper case.

acliff
19-10-2004, 08:41 AM
You have no idea what I just said. Your post is ignored! sigh. I'm done with this thread. Go be a bitch boy. I don't care anymore. CLiffy, come lock this thread.

THERE IS A REASON WHY POWER-FUL GUYS WITH GOOD ATTITUDE AND NICE SUITS GET ALL THE HOT MODELS WHILE LITTLE NICE GUYS LIKE YOU EITHER GET USED, BURNED, OR FOREVER MUST DATE THE UGLY GIRLS!!

Here, this is where I shop for clothes, do what you wish:
http://www.bluefly.com

You're not powerful, you don't have a good attitude, and no matter how expensive your suits may be, underneath it you will be and will always remain a prick.

Go find yourself a blonde bombshell with the IQ of a brick wall, although even they would probably (hopefully for their sake) see through the sheer idiocy in everything that you say and do. Don't come crying back to us when your 'ideal' woman ends up cheating on you with several huge black men called Dexter, who come and drop kick you in the face for being such a fucking girl.

If you're as attractive as you perceive yourself to be, why don't you prove it and post a picture? I'm sure the general KKW audience would be bowled over by your dashing looks, and long flowing double conditioned locks.
No? Then shut the fuck up.

hasselbrad
19-10-2004, 12:15 PM
You know as much about women as you do beer.
Your uber-narcissim may work with some women, but trust me, the only reason they're with you is because there is a full length mirror over your shoulder. And it's very "slimming". The only women who find your "playa" style attractive are those even more narcissistic than you...which I'll admit, is hard...but they do exist.
Tell you what, you can fuck all of the shallow, self-absorbed half wits you want. Just feel free to post your letters to Penthouse somewhere else.

Flightfreak
19-10-2004, 02:08 PM
You're not powerful, you don't have a good attitude, and no matter how expensive your suits may be, underneath it you will be and will always remain a prick.

Go find yourself a blonde bombshell with the IQ of a brick wall, although even they would probably (hopefully for their sake) see through the sheer idiocy in everything that you say and do. Don't come crying back to us when your 'ideal' woman ends up cheating on you with several huge black men called Dexter, who come and drop kick you in the face for being such a fucking girl.

If you're as attractive as you perceive yourself to be, why don't you prove it and post a picture? I'm sure the general KKW audience would be bowled over by your dashing looks, and long flowing double conditioned locks.
No? Then shut the fuck up.

why does cliff always post what i think, :D

marry rich people
19-10-2004, 11:41 PM
THERE IS A REASON WHY POWER-FUL GUYS WITH GOOD ATTITUDE AND NICE SUITS GET ALL THE HOT MODELS WHILE LITTLE NICE GUYS LIKE YOU EITHER GET USED, BURNED, OR FOREVER MUST DATE THE UGLY GIRLS!!

Umm...hello...maybe you haven't noticed but looks don't matter that much in the end. The guys with nice suits and good attitudes might get all the hot models (which they don't in the first place) but those hot models could be hugely annoying assholes (like another person I know on these forums...). The "little nice guys" are the ones, that in the end, get the best girls because they have a good personality, not good clothes and a cocky attitude. And shut up about the ugly girls and hot girls. The looks of a girl have nothing to do with her personality or what type of guys she goes for. You obviously have no idea what you're talking about. And don't worry, I understood you're post quite well so there's no need to explain it to me. And trust me, I smile quite enough.

NearokA
20-10-2004, 12:57 AM
hehe

You guys entertain me. Especially Cliffy. :icon_popc I'm going to apply to oxford and cambridge. If I get in, I'm going to stalk Cliffy, hehe.

You're absolutely right. Guys, be nice and always ask permission before you ever do anything. Looks have nothing to do with attraction. Let's all not shower for a few months. Afterall, it's the personality that matters. And who cares if I gain an extra 10lbs, it's just more of me to love baby.

I think Hassel has been deprived of women. He needs to get back into college and see all the hot honeys in low cut pants and tank tops. I think the college girls will eat him alive, especially those sorority girls (they really intimidating because of their popularity and beauty, you really have to know your stuff, and most of them still have that high school mentality and group confidence). Hassel, you know I'm in seattle, yes? Come to the U of Washington. Teach me the proper way to get women. I'll buy you some sushi, k?

The truth is, Hassel, I don't think you know how to deal with really beautiful women. But what do I know? Come and show me.

I don't need to teach guys how to get medicore looking women. All you have to do is be nice. Everybody's nice. To get the incredibly hot women, you need to be more than nice. Because they're expecting that. I'm not a jackass nor do I act like one. I'm a very soft spoken person and when I look at people, I give them a soft gaze with a smile. I didn't say to act like one of those jackasses in the bar that uses lame pickup lines and sex jokes, I said when entering a bar, have the invincible mentality. I said when approaching a woman, don't focus on getting her digits, but focus on having an energetic conversation with her. I said the best way to approach women is with body language (which evidently, includes being well dressed), because most guys talk too damn much and body language says I want to have sex with you without actually saying it. But I don't want to elaborate on this further since none of you seem interested.

Instead of just insulting me, why don't you ask me questions if you're confused with something I said? Why don't you offer a counterarguement and an example? If you got a smokin' hot thang by being nice, I would like to know how you did it.

I'm being serious here, okay? I have never approached a woman. They have always approached me. Listen, I ask a woman out, when I already know the answer is yes. If I have doubts, I just ignore them and continue my business. Why? Because I know that if you have (1) looks and (2) attitude, another hot thang will come my way. It's so simple. You guys will see it oneday. Pretty woman come in handfuls, beautiful women come once or twice in a lifetime.

Here's one last tip: When a woman approaches you and wants to talk to you, talk to her for a bit. Then say that you're really busy and that the only way to continue this discussion is to buy you tea or coffee. You see the subtlety here? You're asking her out! If she says yes, then you know she's interested, feed on this, and be more confident! If she doesn't say anything, then get up and leave. There's no point in wasting your time talking to her. Remember, this only works if the woman has 80%+ interest level, because she has to come to you.

A fool speaks when he wants to say something.
A wiseman speaks when he has something to say.

acliff
20-10-2004, 01:08 AM
Your flaw is that you are both a jackass and a fool.

Mandy
20-10-2004, 01:18 AM
Your flaw is that you are both a jackass and a fool.

Your posts that demean people are no longer surpriseing and funny to me.

MeggieHoops
20-10-2004, 01:23 AM
You really need to stop responding to what all the other guys are saying here, because they hardly know there shit more than you do. Instead, listen to the females. Cause I know myself and all the other women out there better than any man ever will, even you.

Myself and many of the other attractive women here have told you that we think you're FULL OF SHIT. You're an ugly fag. Deal with it babe, and stop trying to sound like you're fabulous, cause you're not. None of us would ever date an asshole like you. Even if you are as hot as you say you are (which I won't believe until I see a picture...), I wouldn't even fuck you if I was dying of hornyness, cause you act like a huge prick (and I know you don't have one).

Jacoby
20-10-2004, 02:04 AM
Myself and many of the other attractive women here have told you that we think you're FULL OF SHIT.

Us studly, ripped, handsome, really-really-ridiculously-awesome men concur.... :icon_err:

NearokA
20-10-2004, 03:37 AM
You really need to stop responding to what all the other guys are saying here, because they hardly know there shit more than you do. Instead, listen to the females. Cause I know myself and all the other women out there better than any man ever will, even you.

Myself and many of the other attractive women here have told you that we think you're FULL OF SHIT. You're an ugly fag. Deal with it babe, and stop trying to sound like you're fabulous, cause you're not. None of us would ever date an asshole like you. Even if you are as hot as you say you are (which I won't believe until I see a picture...), I wouldn't even fuck you if I was dying of hornyness, cause you act like a huge prick (and I know you don't have one).

I will press to get a good camera for christmas. I promised Leonie a special set of pictures, I will give you a special set as well.

It should only take me a few more months now to get ripped abs. I have decided to not do 500 crunches, but instead opting for weighted crunches and holding in a tense position for 5 seconds before the next crunch.

You know, I haven't met such hostility since Julesy. I like it. Keep it up. hehe. It's very entertaining.

OOh, Meggie! I got some Jenvene anti wrinkle cream. It's hella expensive! My god! Like 80$ for this little canister. How do women afford all this beauty shit? I feel your guys pain. I shall take note of this the next time I'm out with a hot thang and buy her some sushi. Well, it has some beta and alpha hydroxy, I hope it helps. I've noticed that my face is a bit softer and smoother...

Who said I was hot stuff? I said I was working on getting ripped, I never said I was hot stuff. Although you could have thought I implied it in my articles, but I never directly said I was hot stuff. I think it's sexy that you think I'm hot. Tee hee hee. No really, I'm soft spoken and I hardly ever yell. Actually, I don't talk at all much. I let my eyes and my lips do all the talking. Example: Today a woman was blocking my way. The bell had just rang and she was blocking the entrance way with her books and notes. I just looked at her in the eyes and gave her a soft smile, she smiled back, and politely moved her stuff. I think women can appreciate a man who doesn't talk that much.

So Meggie, since you seem to know everything, what's the best way to approach an incredibly drop dead gorgeous woman? If Keira Knightley was just standing there, waiting at the bus stop, what do you think the best course of action would be?

O Cliffy, I was serious about Cambridge and Oxford. lol. If I get in, you show me around England, okay? I doubt it, since they require such stringent academic success, but I will nevertheless try.

Meggie, how do you like www.bluefly.com? It's got good desinger stuff at very good savings, but it's still expensive.

MEgs! If the females would post more, that wouldn't be a problem....

bob
20-10-2004, 05:30 AM
you've spent the last page arguing with a female, yer daft cow. and half of this page is comprised of female posts. and just to be petty, i'm going to blame my academic failure on you. reading your posts kills more brain cells than sniffing petrol.

DragonRat
20-10-2004, 05:40 AM
So, a self-help guide from the same guy who wrote various journal entries to Keira on the forum, to apparently pique her romantic interest?

Honestly, I don't know how this thread has ever been initiated. Insecure men must understand the one driving force in a conversation or relationship with a woman: confidence. If you're not confident about who you are, and what you are capable of, then there's no point in striking up a conversation with a woman. In your mind, you've already lost the argument.

Oh, and the argument about nice guys finishing last, it's not necessarily true. The only reason nice guys don't get the girl, is because they're TOO nice. They refuse to allow themselves any say in a given relationship with a girl, and therefore lose the chance at anything real happening. Niceness is always a factor in meeting girls and making friendships, but you have to be honest and forthright - this includes confidence - to make anything more than that.

Oh, and one more thing: NearokA, don't act like you're the cock of the walk. Confidence is a strong point, but if it's your point to act like an asshole and expect people to either think you're really charming (in a stupid kind of way) or rebellious, then you need to stop a bit. And the whole usage of the word 'player' in reference to us other males...doesn't sit with me very well.

Have a nice day. This thread is too ridiculous to continue, but I'll wait another day.

Nick
20-10-2004, 08:05 AM
Okay since we've all agreed that Nearoka is a dip shit, could someone post some really helpful hints as to how to get girls. I would prefer for the girls to post some tips as I think girls do know what girls want more than us guys do. Unlike Nearoka I'm not under the arrogant delusion that I know everything about women, hell I don't think I know anything.
What do women really want? I mean they say they want sweet and sensitive guys and yet I find that hard to believe. You mean to tell me if a girl had to choose between a guy who was really nice but had very little money and a guy who is a total jackass but is a millionaire, the girl would choose the nice guy who's poor! I find that very hard to believe.
So answer the question ladies, and be totaly honest. Would you really choose the nice guy who really loves you but is barely able to support you or would you choose the rich guy that's a total jackass and just thinks of you as a sex object?

bob
20-10-2004, 08:59 AM
obviously what you do is seduce the rich guy, marry him, divorce him later and take half his assets with you, then marry the nice guy and have his children :D

but really, who knows? everyone wants something different. it's not a matter of the generic "one". one size does not fit all (oh... that can have bad connotations)

plus i think people have this crazy notion that they can change the nature of another person (anyone seen 'the shape of things'?) if a girl dates a rich jackass, it's not necessarily because she's solely attracted to jerks (though she might be. put her in therapy and find out) its always possible that she stays with him because she thinks she can change/improve him. what are the chances of being able to change the nature of a perennial sleaze? it's paradoxical.

Glare
20-10-2004, 09:51 AM
why does cliff always put it where I like it :icon_date

Cliff's goal in life is to please people and tell them exactly what they want to hear.

MeggieHoops
20-10-2004, 09:51 AM
You mean to tell me if a girl had to choose between a guy who was really nice but had very little money and a guy who is a total jackass but is a millionaire, the girl would choose the nice guy who's poor! I find that very hard to believe.
So answer the question ladies, and be totaly honest. Would you really choose the nice guy who really loves you but is barely able to support you or would you choose the rich guy that's a total jackass and just thinks of you as a sex object?

The nice guy who really loved me, 100%. Maybe that's just because I don't actually need a guy's money to support me, because I have money of my own, but even if I didn't...who wants to be stuck for all eternity with a huge asshole? I think any woman that wasn't a complete flake would realize that money is not the right reason to get into a relationship.

So to the guys - answer the same question. Nice/shy girl with no money or banging hottie with a ton of money and a foul attitude? I'm curious.

apoggy
20-10-2004, 11:16 AM
why does cliff always put it where I like it :icon_date

Cliff's goal in life is to please people and tell them exactly what they want to hear.

Misquoting. how funny of you.

acliff
20-10-2004, 11:20 AM
Your posts that demean people are no longer surpriseing and funny to me.

You see dear, that if you'd read Nearoka's post just before mine, that he's arguing that other people are jackasses and fools, and implying he is the wiseman, who has things to teach. Which is evidently not the case. It wasn't supposed to be 'surprising' or funny, perhaps you're being irritable due to something else?

Nearoka, I hate Oxford and Cambridge, as more often than not, they are full of stuck up twats, with the idea that they are smarter and in someway better than everyone else. In that sense, you fit right in, unfortunately your lack of intelligence would make you only worthy of serving Oxbridge students kebabs on the street.

You think I'd look after you, and show you around, because you're Korean? I'm an equal opportunity hater, and I fucking hate you. You're lucky I don't know what you look like, as if I saw you in the street, I'd put a boot through your 'perfect' face.

Now I'm locking this, as it appears to be the unspoken wish of the masses.
And I so do love to please people and tell them what they want to hear.