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hasselbrad
05-10-2004, 10:47 PM
...story.
Apparently this poor chap got "choking the chicken" and "cutting the chicken's head off and feeding it to the dog" mixed up.

Ouch. Seriously ... don't click here. It's gross and offensive. I warned you.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=1&u=/nm/penis_dc

Okay...for discussion. How much/many drugs would you have to be on to do this? I for one have never been high/drunk enough to confuse my penis with anything other than my penis. :icon_conf

Jacoby
05-10-2004, 10:49 PM
...mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it...

Heh, I hate when that happens.

Mags
05-10-2004, 10:56 PM
I saw the title of this thread and I was like "Is it possible someone is referencing a Jackopierce song? Could it be?"

and then I read the thread....damn it. Just....damn it.


Not having a penis...I'll just say that's most unfortunate for the Bucharest chap.

hasselbrad
05-10-2004, 11:04 PM
I saw the title of this thread and I was like "Is it possible someone is referencing a Jackopierce song? Could it be?"

and then I read the thread....damn it. Just....damn it.


Not having a penis...I'll just say that's most unfortunate for the Bucharest chap.

I have a fraternity brother who now lives in Texas...
...and is a huge Jackopierce fan. Coincidence? Yeah...probably. :icon_err:

Mags
05-10-2004, 11:13 PM
It shouldn't be a huge coincidence, as Jackopierce is one of the greatest bands ever.


On topic...I'm trying to think of ways that situation could be worse for that man...but I'm having some trouble.

Jacoby
05-10-2004, 11:56 PM
On topic...I'm trying to think of ways that situation could be worse for that man...but I'm having some trouble.

He could have accidentely eaten the penis himself...

Mandy
05-10-2004, 11:57 PM
Eww! Bad idea to read all of this while eating dinner.

Jacoby
06-10-2004, 12:07 AM
Eww! Bad idea to read all of this while eating dinner.

Not for me. I'm having penis-stew.

frodo1511
06-10-2004, 12:42 AM
Damn, that sucks to be him:p

No amount of drug/alcohol content would even make me consider mistaking my penis for a chicken's head/neck. Only if I was possesed Exorcist-style, and even then it would take some uber-magic for that deamon to break me.

Dyce_Blue
06-10-2004, 02:31 AM
They talked about this on the radio today, and I didn't believe it. I guess now I can.


Wouldn't the chicken neck have a much greater amount of feathers?

Moral of the story: Always wear a condom, because it can help you distinguish your Johnson from a chicken neck...

Ashlyn
06-10-2004, 07:37 AM
i dont know if i can believe that... is it actually possible? i mean who could be that stupid? well obviously that man, but reeeeeeally.. i mean.. ahh nevermind

DragonRat
06-10-2004, 08:29 AM
I'd probably say PCP.

"White people love Wayne Brady, because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X." (Sorry for the sore excuse for pop culture reference.)

hasselbrad
06-10-2004, 11:48 AM
I'd probably say PCP.

I guess that could do it. Although, what's an elderly man doing on PCP? I'm thinking this has to be dementia related.

I hope Mandy wasn't eating bratwurst. And, I hope Jacoby enjoyed his penis st-ewwwww.

keiracaleb
06-10-2004, 04:11 PM
poor guy, i bet that hurt, god imagine being a dude and then having to live without your penis for the rest of your life, how can he got to the toilet!

apoggy
06-10-2004, 04:12 PM
how can he got to the toilet!


Are you trying to sound as stupid as this poor felow?

The Black Rider
06-10-2004, 10:33 PM
I've heard about senile old men before, but that's just ridiculous.

Poor guy. He'll be taking that one to the grave.

hasselbrad
06-10-2004, 10:39 PM
I've heard about senile old men before, but that's just ridiculous.

Poor guy. He'll be taking that one to the grave.

No...he won't be taking it to the grave. The dog ate it! :icon_mrgr

frodo1511
07-10-2004, 12:57 AM
I would kill myself if that happened to me, no use living on after a thing like that.

Mandy
07-10-2004, 01:16 AM
Maybe they do penis transplants, I wonder...?

Hopefully, for the sake of that guy. If not, there's always strap-ons.

deviljet88
07-10-2004, 09:48 AM
He's some 67 year old decripit man. You think he'd be using that penis much anyway?

Jacoby
07-10-2004, 10:54 AM
He's some 67 year old decripit man. You think he'd be using that penis much anyway?

Well, what else do you explect him to stir his coffee with? A spoon? That's just sick...

Mandy
07-10-2004, 11:34 AM
He's some 67 year old decripit man. You think he'd be using that penis much anyway?

Old people have sex too...

apoggy
07-10-2004, 02:15 PM
.....especially if there is a necrophiliac about

Liam
07-10-2004, 02:56 PM
Old people have sex too...

Don't ever, ever talk to me again.

hasselbrad
07-10-2004, 03:09 PM
Just 'cause there's snow on the rooftops don't mean there's no heat in the furnace.
:icon_surp

Liam
07-10-2004, 03:13 PM
Don't you ever talk to me again, either.

hasselbrad
07-10-2004, 04:04 PM
Hey...just 'cause it's like shooting pool with rope...

You'll be a horny old man someday too.

Liam
07-10-2004, 04:26 PM
I'll neck myself before that happens.

Jacoby
07-10-2004, 09:17 PM
My friend believes the old man taught his dog to give him head, and this time the dog bite off his dong, so the guy made up the story about the chickens. This made me laugh.

Narzys
07-10-2004, 09:19 PM
I knew some man feel like women, and some of them change to women after a very long time of thinking.
But never heard that they did it themselfs !! :DLOL