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acliff
30-09-2004, 06:55 PM
All things begin, all things end.
As will human civilsation. However, we are not the type to go out quietly, instead we're going to go down fighting, against weather, each other, aliens, viruses. We're hardly going to go out in our sleep are we?

I always thought living in a post apocalyptic environment would be quite fun. What apocalyptic earth based manifestation of God's vengeance would I have to survive in order to start feasting on rats, and living in a dark bunker for a greater part of my life?

hasselbrad
30-09-2004, 07:20 PM
All things begin, all things end.
As will human civilsation. However, we are not the type to go out quietly, instead we're going to go down fighting, against weather, each other, aliens, viruses. We're hardly going to go out in our sleep are we?

I always thought living in a post apocalyptic environment would be quite fun. What apocalyptic earth based manifestation of God's vengeance would I have to survive in order to start feasting on rats, and living in a dark bunker for a greater part of my life?

Is this before or after your skin peels off?
Methinks it will be nuclear. Here a bomb, there a bomb, everywhere a bomb, bomb.
Look on the brightside...at least the rats will be precooked. Oh wait, I'm sorry, this is your bright side.

acliff
30-09-2004, 07:25 PM
Sauteed rat, with a side of glowing potatoes, all seasoned with radioactive dust. Mmmmm can't wait.

frodo1511
30-09-2004, 09:32 PM
How many times do I have to say it: Skynet will take over the world, and machines will become supreme(either t-(enter number here) cybernetic organismsm or matrix-esque creations)

Richard
30-09-2004, 10:09 PM
I'm with cliff on this one, I would love to experience living in a post apocalyptic environment.

The moon will crack.

Jacoby
30-09-2004, 10:21 PM
God and Jesus are going to duke it out against Satan and his boyz on December 12th, 2012. First they're going to have to clear themselves a battlefield; so we're all going to die. It sucks, but the fight is going to be intense.

duckula
30-09-2004, 11:03 PM
Jesus ish drunk like a horny sailor on hot sex patrol. Fact.

Renegade
01-10-2004, 12:19 AM
God and Jesus are going to duke it out against Satan and his boyz on December 12th, 2012. First they're going to have to clear themselves a battlefield; so we're all going to die. It sucks, but the fight is going to be intense.

Yes, it will occur on December 12th, 2012. Antartica will have melted, revealing the lost city of Atlantis. Then the underwater race will be bring themselves back to life. With hatred and contempt for the human race, they will flood every inch of the Earth's surface, drowining us to our deaths.

^According to my potheaded History teacher.:err:

On topic: It'd be uber fun to live life knowing you're the only one left on the planet. Freedom to anything and everything...except sex...unless you're into corpses.

Jacoby
01-10-2004, 12:21 AM
On topic: It'd be uber fun to live life knowing you're the only one left on the planet. Freedom to anything and everything...except sex...unless you're into corpses.

Oh my God, I would kill myself immediately. I'd drive around first, o course, to look for survivors to mate with. But I would kill myself shortly after.

frodo1511
01-10-2004, 12:23 AM
I'd make a castle of mud, crown myself Destroyer of Worlds, shoot off a flame-thrower, drive in my solar car(which dosen't run, seeing as the sun is blocked by dust and debris), and finally order my flying monkey army to kill eachother.

barrington
01-10-2004, 12:29 AM
Don't listen to Duck. He's drunk. I made sure of it. My my own money. Good effort.
In other news I lost my Tube pass, student ID and library card somewhere between Sloane Square and South Kensington. It's just not cricket.

johnnyboy
01-10-2004, 12:37 AM
Bad luck bazzle, hope you find them back again, gl.

Post apocalypse? Other than the fact that I will have leukemia, I would travel around looking for people who survived, eat radioactive vegetables, and race around in a car and then crash and die, seeing as my life would be pointless after the apocalypse, woo

deviljet88
01-10-2004, 03:04 AM
It would be sooo boring... Might get some weight loss done though. Radioactive food sounds horrible.

Dyce_Blue
01-10-2004, 03:50 AM
I once contemplated writing a script based partly on this topic and on a twilight zone episode.

In the script, I would somehow save Keira because we were the only two survivors in the whole world. I guess she would be in the US for some reason, because I can't really fly a plane or helicopter too well. I would deal with wild animals and other "natural" dangers on my way to save her.

Now you know why I didn't ever write this one.