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Jacoby
27-06-2004, 02:47 AM
Is this a battle of egos? Because if so, it seems Glare will be victorious...

amishka
27-06-2004, 03:23 AM
hes a 3rd level black belt but even tho theres the fact there is a rare few in australia who actually have one?

Glare
27-06-2004, 04:54 AM
Although Glare is bigger and looks to have more experience, he is also far older and would not be as quick as Cliff, also, and i'm not sure I am right on this, but it appears as if Glare has a confedence/ego problem that would get in the way. So $5 on Cliff, in a close match.

Kelsey
27-06-2004, 06:06 AM
Definitely Cliff.

acliff
27-06-2004, 08:37 AM
Definitely Cliff.

I'd like to think so, but it depends.
I might have broken a nail or something...

Sarah
27-06-2004, 10:50 AM
Cliff wins, sorry Glare.

Mandy
27-06-2004, 01:28 PM
Sorry, I'd have to go with Cliff...he's the nin0r maximus.

Hazzle
27-06-2004, 02:48 PM
Cliffeh all the way...if the Ninj0r fails he always has the funny to disarm his opponents with...can't fight if you're clutching your sides laughing :)

Elijahfan
27-06-2004, 06:12 PM
i'm going to say glare, he's taller, in my experience taller people also win (i'm 5 ft and i think that's as tall as i'm going to get)

Leonie
27-06-2004, 06:21 PM
Go Cliff.

Glare, true ninj0rs don't smile. Or so I've heard... :D

barrington
27-06-2004, 07:01 PM
I bet an all expenses paid night with Hazzle's Momma that Cliff will win.

Hazzle
27-06-2004, 09:37 PM
I bet an all expenses paid night with Hazzle's Momma that Cliff will win.

Actually, that's not worth that much to be fair...they're giving them away free at the local supermarket when you spend £5 or more on groceries :D

acliff
27-06-2004, 10:06 PM
Behold competitor Cliff, having recently come back from Yakuza initiation.

http://www.soton.ac.uk/~cl2103/new/seraph.jpg

The oracle will see you now.

Renegade
28-06-2004, 01:47 AM
Looks as if Cliff is ready to annihilate. But beware, Glare has a deadly kick...or so I've heard.

Liam
28-06-2004, 02:53 PM
Its a no contest really. Cliff wins.

I've seen Cliff's style and his destructive ninja ability. Considering the farm we had just eaten his agility was incredible. :D

deviljet88
07-07-2004, 02:26 AM
Yakuza is a japanese (criminal/mafia) group. They have a strict code of honour amongst other Japanese junk. How that picture is hot beats me, Ashlyn =\

Hazzle
08-07-2004, 01:37 AM
Curtains seem a bit dubious (hence he blurred it out in the second pic which was photoshopped, I believe) and err the lighting is a TAD too dark (I told him it wasn't but I lied :D). He's got better than that (the top for example)...but maybe Ashlyn just likes 10 year old boys in sunglasses?!?!

Weird girl :eek:

Tis a shame that Cliffeh likes little boys then...but even with the slightly illegal sexual preference Cliffeh would still own Glare. Methinks Glare would be too busy bitching and whining about how he got kicked off of IRC for a short period of time.

In short...Cliff might look like a little boy...and fancy them...but Glare's like a little girl...so Cliffeh wins.

acliff
08-07-2004, 09:46 AM
Curtains seem a bit dubious (hence he blurred it out in the second pic which was photoshopped, I believe) and err the lighting is a TAD too dark (I told him it wasn't but I lied :D). He's got better than that (the top for example)...but maybe Ashlyn just likes 10 year old boys in sunglasses?!?!

Weird girl :eek:

Tis a shame that Cliffeh likes little boys then...but even with the slightly illegal sexual preference Cliffeh would still own Glare. Methinks Glare would be too busy bitching and whining about how he got kicked off of IRC for a short period of time.

In short...Cliff might look like a little boy...and fancy them...but Glare's like a little girl...so Cliffeh wins.

Its a shame how Haz can never find anything particularly intelligent or interesting to say, so he fires pitiful insults from the gutter where he was trapped as a child. Ever lose a penny? Haz the dirt digger will go fetch it for you. You can reward him with rat poison.

Hazzle
08-07-2004, 10:45 PM
Why thank you Cliff...seems I hit a nerve...not so pitiful insults if they got you to respond back in kind...you'll note your pathetic attempts (which really weren't that clever, just rather blatant and unoriginal) haven't inspired a similar response in me.

Nuff said.

acliff
08-07-2004, 11:25 PM
Haz, you know me well enough by now, eye for an eye on insults. An eye for an eye in combat also, so Glare, watch out for them finger jabs, can't fight if you can't see...

Glare
09-07-2004, 01:38 AM
Haz, you know me well enough by now, eye for an eye on insults. An eye for an eye in combat also, so Glare, watch out for them finger jabs, can't fight if you can't see...

Yeah because eye jabbing is legal in a tournament :rolleyes:

duckula
09-07-2004, 01:40 AM
Its not legal out of a tournament but I doubt that would stop him. It's that kind of attitude that leads to black belts getting the shit kicked out of them.

Glare
09-07-2004, 01:43 AM
Just unlock my forum and I will be happy.

duckula
09-07-2004, 01:45 AM
Which forum?

Glare
09-07-2004, 01:51 AM
thread sorry: http://kkforums.com/showthread.php?t=150

duckula
09-07-2004, 01:55 AM
No.45678910

apoggy
09-07-2004, 01:56 AM
that wasnt a valid thread from the start. where's the relevant discussion? hiding within the spam?

Glare
09-07-2004, 01:56 AM
yeap, now unlock it please mister

duckula
09-07-2004, 01:58 AM
Still no. Sorry.