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Moe
25-06-2004, 06:41 PM
Well now, time for a little game. The objective of this thread is to post a picture that can eat, kill, destroy, outclass or otherwise own the previous picture.

A few guidelines:

1. Obviously, no pictures that violate forum rules.
2. This gets boring really fast if people only post weaponry. Sooner or later someone will post a nuclear weapon, and that's about it. So try to be creative!
3. A picture of Keira is not the ultimate picture that owns all. ;)

To start it off, here is a piccie of a spider:

http://www.well.com/user/kaijohn/spider.gif


Have fun!

Sean
25-06-2004, 07:07 PM
http://www.xs4all.nl/~ednieuw/Spiders/InfoNed/Mantis_religiosa_D1253.jpg

Praying Mantis eats the spider.

I wanted to post spider killer chemicals, but that would have ended the game.

Louie
26-06-2004, 03:55 AM
http://rescomp.stanford.edu/~jamey/images/book/shoe.jpg

The shoe smashes the bug.

Mandy
26-06-2004, 02:40 PM
Pfffft. Who needs a shoe when you've got feet?
http://members.lycos.co.uk/bumeyes/feet.jpg

Hazzle
26-06-2004, 02:54 PM
Feet don't beat a boot...hmmm...


http://www.nifc.gov/gallery/images/storrie2.jpg

Fire beats boot...arrrr...fire beats lots of things :)

Pete
26-06-2004, 05:59 PM
water beats fire.

Hazzle
26-06-2004, 09:02 PM
water beats fire.

Errr...quite...which is why I was expecting a picture of water ;) It's "image" wars mate :p

Pete
27-06-2004, 02:05 PM
Sorry - experimenting with attaching pics.... pic will appear here shortly

Ashley
28-06-2004, 05:21 AM
Uhh... a big cooler thing beats water.

http://www.qidi.com/ep-p3.gif

Pygmalion
28-06-2004, 08:45 AM
In the words of Sir Robin: "Tha's easy!"
Person drinks water from cooler:

Moe
28-06-2004, 09:33 AM
Bye, person.


http://www.wheneverymomentcounts.com/pictures/ebola.jpg

amishka
28-06-2004, 02:35 PM
lollies
http://www.advancedhealthalliance.com/pharmacy/images/antibiotics.jpg

Moe
28-06-2004, 02:47 PM
FDA outlaws your pills, for they cause severe gigantism of the left toe.


http://www.youngchemical.co.kr/img/fda-1.gif

Hazzle
28-06-2004, 10:29 PM
US Supreme Court overrules the FDA on an application for Judicial Review.

http://www.oberlin.edu/external/EOG/gbslides/63USSupremeCourt.jpeg

Sean
28-06-2004, 11:47 PM
Drug company pays off the Supreme Court justices.

http://www.pfizer.com/images/lg_pfizer.gif

Pygmalion
29-06-2004, 03:04 AM
Policemen arrest drug company for bribery

Sean
29-06-2004, 03:36 AM
Mobster takes care of the police.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1034222592154_2002/10/11/roadtoperdition.jpg

Richard
29-06-2004, 04:08 AM
Kinda lame, but it works:

http://www.cars-on-line.com/10700/80cam10755-A.jpg
Car runs over and kills mobster.

Sean
29-06-2004, 04:53 AM
The car runs over the nails and crashes into a firey death.

http://personal.inet.fi/hima/risto-menninkainen/Projects/Viking%20Shield/nails.jpg

Ashley
29-06-2004, 06:31 AM
A hammer beats you nails.

http://www.justhammers.com/images/douglas.jpg

Pygmalion
30-06-2004, 04:01 AM
An incredibly ugly disgusting female bodybuilder crushes your hammer between her steroid-pumped abnormally large thighs:

Hazzle
30-06-2004, 10:24 PM
Croc eats your ugly body builder (and thank God for that) and me while it's at it (you wish!)

http://www.raphaelk.co.uk/web%20pics/Botswana/Crocodile%20Rock.jpg

Ashley
30-06-2004, 10:55 PM
Steve Irwin beats your crocodile...


http://www.crocodilehunter.com/australia_zoo/snapshots/steve/steve_perentie-lge.jpg

Pygmalion
01-07-2004, 02:16 AM
Steve Irwin gets beaten to death by an angry mob of Australians for giving them a bad name. "Crickey thats a big fella!" Puh-leeze. What a dickhead.

Louie
01-07-2004, 03:09 AM
http://www.infoshop.org/newspics/imdf21072001121527a.jpg

The police arrest the raging Australians.

Pygmalion
01-07-2004, 09:10 AM
JOINT EFFORT: Erin (me) and Ashlyn turn all the police-and the rioting australians into undead flesh-eating zombies (DAWN OF THE DEAD inspired)

Louie
02-07-2004, 02:53 AM
Where's the image?

Pygmalion
02-07-2004, 10:28 AM
Ah yes. It was a .gif file and they don't seem to work. Been tryna find a jpg one. I'm fairly sure this pics from the original-hence why it looks so funny

Ashlyn
03-07-2004, 02:39 AM
That's right ;) Go go mentor power! :D

Moe
03-07-2004, 10:29 AM
Zombies get owned by pure holyness:

http://www.cassiopaea.org/images/buddy.jpg

Hazzle
03-07-2004, 02:51 PM
Rather unoriginally, "pure holyness" goes the same way as before :)

http://www.villagesdaes.org/grade7/Jesus%20on%20the%20Cross.jpg

Moe
03-07-2004, 05:21 PM
Ok.. I know this is a stupid question.. but how exactly does your red X own my Jesus?
:p

Jacoby
03-07-2004, 05:24 PM
I see his picture. It's crucified Jesus if you were wondering...

DefyingGravity
03-07-2004, 05:34 PM
http://www.gla.ac.uk/~cmc1z/fantasy_celts/fantasy_celts_07/mel_gibson_02.jpg

Mel Gibson makes a movie on it.

Hazzle
04-07-2004, 12:15 AM
http://www.gla.ac.uk/~cmc1z/fantasy_celts/fantasy_celts_07/mel_gibson_02.jpg

Mel Gibson makes a movie on it.

I knew it'd inspire a Passion-based response :p

Anti-Defamation League string up Mel Gibson

http://www.adl.org/redesign/main/images_new/Elements/img_logo.gif

Moe
04-07-2004, 11:38 AM
OK, now I can see it too.


I'm getting too old for this sh**
http://www.cbu.edu/~aross/biodept/reaper-shirt.jpg

Yes, Mel, you are.

apoggy
04-07-2004, 11:54 AM
Shame that the last image wasn't Mel and therefore you look like a bit of a fool

ack

Hazzle
04-07-2004, 02:00 PM
Shame that the last image wasn't Mel and therefore you look like a bit of a fool

ack

It was Mel...oh...you meant Moe? Yeah...last pic was the ADL logo.

Moe
04-07-2004, 04:58 PM
Shame that the last image wasn't Mel and therefore you look like a bit of a fool

ack

http://moe.hwcommunity.com/Pics/d'oh.gif

Hazzle
04-07-2004, 05:11 PM
:D Oh...and how does Homer own the ADL? :p

Anyone managed to beat the ADL yet? :cool:

DefyingGravity
04-07-2004, 05:39 PM
http://www.webdesk.com/adolf-hitler/adolf-hitler-pics-01.jpg

Hazzle
04-07-2004, 05:50 PM
http://www.webdesk.com/adolf-hitler/adolf-hitler-pics-01.jpg

Oh...classic...very funny :D Well...we all know who won the war...so...

http://plasma.nationalgeographic.com/pearlharbor/ngbeyond/images/story10.jpg

Sarah
04-07-2004, 05:51 PM
lol that was classic

DefyingGravity
04-07-2004, 06:08 PM
http://quest.cjonline.com/images/101700/bush.jpg

Louie
04-07-2004, 06:12 PM
http://images.hollywood.com/images/2400980.jpg

DefyingGravity
04-07-2004, 07:28 PM
http://resume.tconnect.net/icweb/images/mpaa/rated-r.gif

Pygmalion
05-07-2004, 09:54 AM
All ratings are abolished when Stalin comes back from the dead

DefyingGravity
05-07-2004, 02:27 PM
http://eer-music.com/pics2/hitler.jpg

apoggy
05-07-2004, 02:31 PM
http://www.icculus.org/~chunky/images/random/razor.jpeg

How would he cope without that tash? Or you could cut his throat, your choice

Hazzle
06-07-2004, 01:57 AM
One does wonder how Hitler owns Stalin when Stalin whipped the German twat's arse in the war...but nevermind...

Pygmalion
06-07-2004, 02:17 AM
Thats true. I think george bush'd beat Stalin since its sorta at his own game, being a fascist dictator himself...

well the whole world grows beards to fight the razor, making it blunt.

DefyingGravity
06-07-2004, 08:52 PM
http://www.aiken.k12.sc.us/schools/aikenm/scissors.jpg

A whole army of scissors. Bwahaha.

And Hazzle, please forgive my ignorance, my knowledge of the second World War is not very impressive(obviously) :p

Hazzle
08-07-2004, 01:23 AM
http://www.aiken.k12.sc.us/schools/aikenm/scissors.jpg

A whole army of scissors. Bwahaha.

And Hazzle, please forgive my ignorance, my knowledge of the second World War is not very impressive(obviously) :p

Tis ok...oh and err...

http://www.daylongraphics.com/products/leveller/gallery/rocks.jpg

Rock always beats scissors, remember? :D

DefyingGravity
08-07-2004, 01:48 AM
http://www.astro.umd.edu/~ssm/pix/paper.jpg

Paper beats rock.

Pygmalion
08-07-2004, 02:26 AM
Pretty simple

Fancyman
08-07-2004, 02:39 AM
http://www.powerlabs.org/images/fire.jpg
Fight fire with fire...I guess that didnt really get us anywhere, but Fancy needs posts :)

Hazzle
08-07-2004, 03:01 AM
Pffft...was hoping people'd be a little more creative with paper...I was hoping someone would do paper and then someone something to do with origami or something...sheesh people...outside of the box?! We already had fire before...it'll just be lame if we keep going in circles.

nina
10-07-2004, 09:13 PM
http://www.kartek.com/prod-windows/all/safety/bsr-a500.jpg

fire extingusher puts out fire

Hazzle
21-05-2006, 10:22 PM
Classic thread needs bumping.

http://www.tankzone.co.uk/images/wecohe/pickaxe_500.jpg

Pick Axe bursts fire extinguisher.

DefyingGravity
22-05-2006, 02:15 AM
http://www.desertmuseum.org/images/nhsd_termite4.gif

Termites nibble at the wood, rendering it useless.

Mandy
22-05-2006, 02:18 AM
woohoo

calereneau
23-05-2006, 04:02 AM
A college class would whoop the hell out of an exterminator.

http://www.eng.uc.edu/resources/college/collegecomputing/soc/Portable%20Class%201%20medium.jpg

Mandy
23-05-2006, 04:04 AM
http://vladiks.com/Pics/Funny/keg.bmp

A good kegger would do them in.

Jacoby
23-05-2006, 04:04 AM
The downfall of the college student:

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/marijuana-leaf.jpg

Mandy
23-05-2006, 04:16 AM
http://www.takeyourseat.blogger.com.br/cheech_chong002.jpg

calereneau
23-05-2006, 05:26 AM
http://hyland.homemail.com.au/phweb/policepatch/usfederal%20border%20patrol.jpg

Hazzle
23-05-2006, 06:47 AM
Controversial...

http://www.democrat.com/Democraticlogo.jpg

calereneau
23-05-2006, 07:39 PM
Nothing like a Republican controlled congress to shoot down the democrats' ideas.

http://www.nd.edu/~ndpsa/capital-hill.jpg

Foeni
23-05-2006, 08:26 PM
http://www.shieldsnet.org/images/strange/rubens_bill_and_monica.jpg

Hazzle
23-05-2006, 11:31 PM
But for Osama the Lewinsky crap might still matter...

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5408/2544/1600/millionaire2.jpg

(Ok it's a stretch but it was difficult!)

calereneau
24-05-2006, 12:21 AM
Osama could never survive in a field...only caves.

http://chapters.marssociety.org/canada/expedition-mars.org/ExpeditionTwo/files/photos/Stony-desert-plain.jpg

Jacoby
24-05-2006, 01:15 AM
Turn that field into a parking lot.

http://www.n-gage.com/downloads/extras/wallpapers/800x600_park.jpg

calereneau
24-05-2006, 05:48 AM
Parking lot? What's that?

http://www.firstanimationart.com/sitebuilder/images/HB_Jetsons_Car037-474x315.jpg

Hazzle
24-05-2006, 07:17 AM
UFOs do not exist. Because we said so.

http://www.inn-dc.com/pentagon.gif

calereneau
24-05-2006, 03:23 PM
Too soon?
http://www.thepowerhour.com/images/pentagon_images/gallery/010914-F-8006R-002.jpg

Hazzle
24-05-2006, 07:33 PM
http://www.bongonews.com/StoryImages/rumsfeld.jpg

calereneau
24-05-2006, 08:14 PM
http://www.cpt.org/iraq/iraq.jpg

once_dreaded
24-05-2006, 08:29 PM
http://www.lowculture.com/archives/images/iraq_marines_calendar.jpg
Damn right!!!!

hasselbrad
24-05-2006, 08:42 PM
Sickle cell anemia.
http://www.sciencemuseum.org.uk/exhibitions/genes/images/1-3-5-1-4-2-1-3-1-0-0.jpg

once_dreaded
24-05-2006, 08:46 PM
http://www.medpharm.co.za/safp/2001/aug/images/blood02.gif

Transfusion HAH!

calereneau
24-05-2006, 09:40 PM
AIDS will put an end to all those silly transfusions.
http://www.aids-pomoc.cz/obrazky/Vlajka1.jpg

Hazzle
24-05-2006, 10:20 PM
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/F/c/pope_bono.jpg

once_dreaded
24-05-2006, 10:34 PM
http://dreamessentials.com/eye_masks/enviro_air_images/ear_plugs.jpg

HA! No can hear you Bono Pope!!!

calereneau
25-05-2006, 04:06 AM
Nothing like a good ol' fashioned ear infection to encourage the pulling of ear plugs.

http://www.drgreene.org/images/cg/19324.jpg

Hazzle
25-05-2006, 09:08 AM
http://www.alternative-doctor.com/GRAPHIC%20ELEMENTS/calldoc-doctor.gif

Doctor will clear that up.

hasselbrad
25-05-2006, 12:36 PM
http://www.texasinjuryattorney.com/images/ban_hc_medical_malpractice.jpg

Hazzle
25-05-2006, 12:53 PM
http://www.neutrinodesign.com/lokutus/judge.jpg

Case gets thrown out.

hasselbrad
25-05-2006, 12:59 PM
http://www.courttv.com/graphics/photos/trials/thompson-donald/inside/lede/thompson-donald-inside-092205.jpg
Judge gets caught masturbating while on the bench.
(this is Donald Thompson...who got caught doing just that)

Hazzle
25-05-2006, 01:54 PM
Howard Stern becomes president and makes it a pre-requisite for judges to masturbate while on the bench.

http://www.theadvocates.org/celebrities/images/howard-stern.jpg

hasselbrad
25-05-2006, 02:01 PM
http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/religion/televangelists/jerry-falwell/falwell_chins.jpg
Jerry Falwell goes nuts and snaps Howard Stern's skinny ass with one of his bionic Jesus chins.

Hazzle
25-05-2006, 02:05 PM
Jesus, who is a closet Howard Stern fan, comes down and kicks Jerry Falwell's butt for misrepresenting him. The cunt.

http://www.aciprensa.com/Banco/images/jesus-pastor.jpg

hasselbrad
25-05-2006, 02:14 PM
http://gblx.cache.el-mundo.net/elmundo/imagenes/2005/03/23/1111598877_1.jpg
Dan Brown writes another novel, The Dali Code which claims that Jesus never existed. The book sells more copies than the Bible and the movie grosses 2.6 billion in its first weekend.
Jesus is relegated to ancient Egyptian minor-god status.

Hazzle
25-05-2006, 02:17 PM
Dan Brown loses his case to Mikhail Anikin (couldn't find a picture of him. The hermit cunt).

http://northernfence.org/media/4/20060117-Supreme%20Court.jpg

hasselbrad
25-05-2006, 02:37 PM
http://www.jedidigital.com/images/luke-skywalker2.jpg
Luke Skywalker kills this Anakin cunt...just to make sure.

Hazzle
25-05-2006, 02:41 PM
http://www.jedidigital.com/images/luke-skywalker2.jpg
Luke Skywalker kills this Anakin cunt...just to make sure.

Your picture's not working. But a nice pun nonetheless.

http://www.csulb.edu/depts/fea/pics_alumni/george.lucas.jpg

George Lucas writes another Star Wars film in which Luke (the gay cunt) is anally raped by a bounty hunter before being killed.

hasselbrad
25-05-2006, 03:29 PM
http://users3.ev1.net/~rfet/swchpics/sarlacc.jpg
Luke's asshole turns out to be the Sarlacc Pit...which eats the bounty hunter.

DefyingGravity
25-05-2006, 09:01 PM
Colace makes the Sarlacc Pit (Luke's arsehole) explode.

http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/15052/200.jpg

Mandy
25-05-2006, 09:04 PM
http://www.peptobismol.com/images/pepto_prod_cherryliquid.jpg

Hazzle
25-05-2006, 09:06 PM
http://www.peptobismol.com/images/pepto_prod_cherryliquid.jpg

How on EARTH does that beat Colace? To be on the safe side...

http://money.cnn.com/2006/01/16/news/companies/asthma/fda_food_drug_admin.03.gif

FDA ban both drugs because they caused the lab rats to try and mate with the monkeys.

Mandy
25-05-2006, 09:08 PM
Pepto is suppose to soothe diarrhea....That says Colace is a stool softener/laxative.