Imagewars

[DefyingGravity]

http://megazina.greatnow.com/gilbertrot/bilder3/69-get_drug.jpg

Drug dealers create an underground colace-pepto-bismol ring.

[once_dreaded]

http://www.resilite.com/images/end_fbi%20003.jpg

FBI closes down Drug Cartel

[michael22]

I start a legion of fanatics and slaughter the fbi in a clockwork orange fashion
www.libraries.wvu.ed...ork%20orange%202.jpg

[Hazzle]

Pepto is suppose to soothe diarrhea....That says Colace is a stool softener/laxative.

Didn't know Pepto did that! I only thought it settled the stomach.

http://megazina.greatnow.com/gilbertrot/bilder3/69-get_drug.jpg

Drug dealers create an underground colace-pepto-bismol ring.

Picture didn't work. Allow me :

http://archives.cnn.com/2001/SHOWBIZ/books/05/31/killing.pablo/story.escobar.jpg

I start a legion of fanatics and slaughter the fbi in a clockwork orange fashion
www.libraries.wvu.ed...ork%20orange%202.jpg

Except your bloody picture doesn't work. Here...allow me, you useless tit.

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/gallery/misc/pixel_clockwork.gif

Your ultra violence is censored:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40937000/jpg/_40937569_certs.jpg

[once_dreaded]

http://www.xmradio.com/images/logos_and_artwork_images/small/thumb_xm_logo_light.jpg

XM Satellite Radio will eventually develop XM Satellite TV which will eliminate the Rating System *bwahhahahahaha*

[Pygmalion]

The viewers boycott preferring to watch "Big Brother" for some reason, so the station goes bankrupthttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/aristogeiton/tv.jpg

[hasselbrad]

http://www.makeupandmonsters.com/CAVEMEN/MANNEQUINS/0329/FemOld1.jpg
Since everyone does nothing but watch Big Brother, nothing gets done. Work stops, infrastructure crumbles and, since most knowledge is computer based, mankind tumbles backward thousands of years into the Neo-Paleolithic.

[Ranman]

Pics from the family photo album Brad?

[hasselbrad]

Pics from the family photo album Brad?
I'm on the right...of course. mlm:)mlm

[Pygmalion]

Glad to see there are more civilised families than mine out there.

[Hazzle]

*ahem* Brad...could you shrink the picture down? Stretching is so annoying...

http://www.victorianweb.org/science/darwin/darwin_beard.gif

Evolution takes mankind back to their former glory.

[Pygmalion]

Without his beard, the source of all Darwins's power he becomes a call center guy and therefore never comes up with the theory of evolution for which one of our state capitals is named after him:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/aristogeiton/razor.jpg
"Good evening, is your broadband obesely expensive?"

[Hazzle]

http://www.tcswcd.org/images/raincloud.gif

Rain rusts the razor.

[mehrdad368]

If you wanna see long beards I advice you to go to middle east.each person has 2 or 3 meter beard.

[Jacoby]

Rain rusts the razor.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v258/devendra87/shirly.jpg
Shirley, the large dinosaur eats all the clouds, thus preventing rain for all of eternity.

[Hazzle]

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/03/images/050310_meteorcrater2.jpg

Meteor hits the Earth wiping out your gay dinosaur.

[Jacoby]

http://www.creativeglazes.com/images/white-clock-1.jpg

Time reverses the effects the meteor caused.
Time destroys everything.

[calereneau]

EDIT: Ignoring Jacoby's post which was entered 2 seconds prior to mine....

http://www.bluecorncomics.com/pics/superman.jpg

Superman flys around the earth, reversing time far enough to allow the United States Government to assemble a space screw to land on the meteor and explode it before it hits.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/MMPH/231761.jpg

[Hazzle]

Cal's was better Jake.

http://mynda.vefurinn.is/kryptonite(1)_85_d29_m4_y2003_kl182711.jpg

Kryptonite kills Superman. Oh don't cry, he's gay anyway, no big loss.

[Jacoby]

Cal's was better Jake.

That's because Cale's the man. He's always funny. He's not a tit, Haz, like you. And you didn't stop the meteor men, so I will.

http://www.theincrowdvlog.com/incrowdvlog/list/film/images/Bruce%20Willis%20Cheryl%20Shuman.jpg
Bruce Willis foils plot to blow up meteor with lame emotions, and overacting.

[Hazzle]

That's because Cale's the man. He's always funny. He's not a tit, Haz, like you. And you didn't stop the meteor men, so I will.

Because if Superman doesn't make time go back then they can't save the day. You big gay. Cunt off.

[Jacoby]

They would have made a time machine, then.

[once_dreaded]

http://www.stars2go.com/m/demi-moore/demi_moore.jpg

Demi Moore destroys Bruce Willis with her seductive evilness, oh that villianous woman!

[Hazzle]

http://www.affichescinema.com/insc_s/striptease.jpg

A series of flops kill her career.

[Mandy]

http://www.thegardendiet.com/images/demi.jpg

The comeback in Charlies Angels: Full Throttle

[barrington]

http://www.geocities.com/woofboy_movie/pict/jaws.jpg

Jaws eats them both. Duuuun duh. Duuuun duh. Duh da duh da duh da.... etc.

[Mandy]

http://www.celebritywonder.com/mp/1975_Jaws/1975_jaws_031.jpg

[Hazzle]

http://www.celebritywonder.com/mp/1975_Jaws/1975_jaws_031.jpg

Errm. WHAT?!

[Mandy]

HAH they must've found out I was hotlinking. Damn.

[deviljet88]

Nah, if you refresh it enough it changes to a regular picture. Here it is from imageshack

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4374/1975jaws0316gl.jpg

[Mandy]

yaaay Jet saves the day!

[Hazzle]

ARR! Danke Jetski.

http://www.pazsaz.com/pic/seaquest.gif

Seaquest finally kills off HIS career too.

[Mandy]

Actually...I'm pretty sure SeaQuest was popular. It was probably damn good for his career. But Ok.

[Hazzle]

Actually...I'm pretty sure SeaQuest was popular. It was probably damn good for his career. But Ok.

Maybe there, but not over here. It got panned after one series. Don't forget, series are different across the pond. Invasion apparently got cancelled there, over here it ran a full series and is really hyped up.

If you prefer I can be less creative but I thought a gun would be a little bit cheap.

[Mandy]

Ahh yeah. SeaQuest was on for ages here. And I loved Jonathan Brandis. But he died. :(

[Hazzle]

Ahh yeah. SeaQuest was on for ages here. And I loved Jonathan Brandis. But he died. :(

It actually was daytime tv over here, that's how bad it was. And then it got moved over to the Sci-Fi channel, where they still air repeats. But noone watches that crap.

[once_dreaded]

http://www.callowaytrashservice.com/images/trash_can.gif

Safe to say that SeaQuest got canned (but I loved it when it was running).

[Pygmalion]

Its time to take out the trash. Charlie and Emilio take your rubbish bin
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/aristogeiton/menatwork.jpg

[Hazzle]

http://www.strangepolice.com/images/content/109568.jpg

Drugs and alcohol do the pair of them in. Well, at least Charlie Sheen, but I THINK Emilio had a problem too.

[calereneau]

The Grim Reaper comes in and cures the addiction with a hearty dose of death.

http://www.ameliaclark.com/a-grim_reaper.jpg

[michael22]

.............sorry

[michael22]

http://www.uncrate.com/men/entertainment/dvd/bill-teds-most-excellent-collection-001047.php
Bill and Ted challenge the grim reaper defeating him at battle ship and catch him lip sinking ruining his career

[Hazzle]

The Grim Reaper comes in and cures the addiction with a hearty dose of death.

http://www.ameliaclark.com/a-grim_reaper.jpg

Used to have that picture on my blog!

Oh, and to continue the game:

Keanu Reaves becomes so big in the Matrix films he (largely) disowns his Bill & Ted roots. The arrogant cunt.

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/matrix/matrix-poster05.jpg

[calereneau]

KEANU'S UNBELIEVABLY GAY HAIRCUT from Dracula shoots down his ego before he gets a chance to make Constanine 2.

http://www.posterplanet.net/images/draculakeanu.jpg

[Hazzle]

(Off-topic but since when has that ever stopped me?)

Constantine was fucking awesome. That is all.

[once_dreaded]

http://www.petsmart.com/media/ps/images/products/detail/standard/i/inp0/inP028036_135c7.jpg

Dog clippers save the day by shaving Keanu's girly gay coif.

[once_dreaded]

http://www.coolnurse.com/images/no_oil.jpg

Lack of oil causes clippers to freeze up. (I can't believe I had to kill my own image)

[Hazzle]

http://www.coolnurse.com/images/no_oil.jpg

Lack of oil causes clippers to freeze up. (I can't believe I had to kill my own image)

Wanted to give someone else a chance but they're all gay.

http://www.geektimes.com/michael/site/archive/2003/12/images/saddam-hussein-captured.jpg

Saddam is captured and the world's oil supplies shoot up (that was a fucking hard one Al...*mutters*)

[once_dreaded]

http://www.code7r.org/Bintoons/images/bush_car08.jpg

Bush nuggies Saddam to death (Sorry about giving you a hard-on *ahem* I mean a hard ONE Haz *wink*)

[Hazzle]

(Sorry about giving you a hard-on *ahem* I mean a hard ONE Haz *wink*)

REAL lesbians don't do that for me. Only straight girls pretending to be lesbian in porn.

http://www.nps.gov/elro/images/fdrl_fdr_09-1844a.jpg

FDR's historic 4 terms as president ensured that no other future president would be allowed to have more than 2. So Bush's number is up.

[mehrdad368]

bush knocked on saddam head to know that is there anybody home.

[once_dreaded]

http://www.sudantribune.com/IMG/jpg/Polio-Virus.jpg

A combo of polio^ and secretarial sexual encounters eventually caused the downfall of one of the greatest presidents the US has ever had.

[Hazzle]

bush knocked on saddam head to know that is there anybody home.

You're not funny.

http://www.sudantribune.com/IMG/jpg/Polio-Virus.jpg

A combo of polio^ and secretarial sexual encounters eventually caused the downfall of one of the greatest presidents the US has ever had.

Damn fine president he was. If only they had:

http://www.polioplus.us/Images/vaccine.jpg

[once_dreaded]

DAMN! I admit defeat with the vaccine but found a loophole with what I said about his sexual escapades so I present this image in response:

http://www.cyodine.com/venerealdisease/ProtectYourself.gif

[Hazzle]

Not hard (unfortunate choice of words as if you're not hard, this won't go on):

http://www.jollyjohns.com/img/product/large/30.jpg

[once_dreaded]

http://www.arch.cam.ac.uk/~dir21/gallery/tn/pot_hole_robin_hoods_bay.med.png

Hole in condom renders it useless.

[Ranman]

I think I urinated in the hole last night

[Hazzle]

I think I urinated in the hole last night

Ew. Sicko.

Broken condom leads to VD but STD clinic steps in.

http://www.swmed.edu/home_pages/mhfp/images/Stemmons%20Clinic.JPG

[once_dreaded]

http://www.ctv.ca/archives/CTVNews/img2/20050718/160_ap_abortion_bombing_050.jpg
Clinic gets bombed by some ignorant right-wing fanatic

[DefyingGravity]

http://www.divinemercy333.net/Jesus_crown_of_thorns.jpg

Jesus kidnaps right-wing fanatic and makes them see the light.

[Digital_Ice]

http://www.harpers.org/art/archive/Passion/PassionPilate_350x562.gif

yes i know that technically pilate didnt want him crucified or something like that... but he was still the offical who was involved....

[calereneau]

http://www.pilatesbodyworksintl.com/pilates_images/gallery/tortola/pilates_thigh_stretch.jpg

Everyone confuses Pilate's name with Pilates and he is soon hounded by millions of rich wives longing to spend their husbands' money on something utterly useless! Driven to madness because all this attention....Pilate kills himself to go be with Jesus.

So.....beat Pilates.

[once_dreaded]

http://rubberfolks.net/files/data/0/0/130-20050403124225.jpg/PDG%20-%20PDG%20bends%20funny%201.jpg

People do pilates so much they get stuck in a contorted position

[Digital_Ice]

using there knowlege of knots, the boy scouts untie the poor contorted fools

http://www.nashvillenews.org/images/photos/boy-scouts-salute.jpg

[calereneau]

Gayness soon overwhelms the Boy Scouts of America. As a result, they leave behind manly things (like knot tying) and spend most of their time cuddling, dancing, and needlepointing.

http://www.indymedia.org.uk/images/2005/07/319664.jpg

[duckula]

Aidsed.

http://www.petech.ac.za/aids/images/HIV_Gen_Morph_02.jpg

[calereneau]

Enough with the AIDS! Everyone knows that only two things can beat AIDS: Bono and French Fries!

French Fries cannot get aids! We must harness their power!!!

http://otuts.homestead.com/~site/clipart/food/French_Fries.GIF

[Jacoby]

http://senorpez.com/coppermine/albums/userpics/10003/American%20Flag.jpg

America beats the french fries by changing the named to "freedom fries."



Ha! I win the thread! No one can ever beat America. Ever.

[once_dreaded]

http://www.gagreport.com/images/george_w_bush_Finger.jpg

George W. Bush is the end-all to America, I'm an American and I believe it.

[Hazzle]

http://www.stratfor.com/images/maps/iraq.jpg

Self-explanatory really. I don't really believe it, as the war was definitely the right thing and future generations will remember those who opposed it as stupid cretins, but oh well.

[once_dreaded]

It will end up in history books as a "police action" just like Vietnam. Okay...no image from me to combat it.

[michael22]

if I saw aids ealier....keith richards.
but since i missed It Canada! If we stop selling natural resources to america we would either get invaded or starve america. we also burnt down the white house once upon a time....


http://www.deskflags.com/country/1001803.jpg

[Jacoby]

Hmmm, what could beat Canada?

I know. Anything.


Seriously.

I couldn't find a picture for 'anything' so I'll just put one of Snoopy and Woodstock:
http://annaefili.zip.net/images/snoopy_woodstock_mail.gif

[Hazzle]

Your image didn't work Jake. Well, this has them beat...they get scared by a ghost and run off :

http://ghosts.monstrous.com/Pictures/ghost_stairs.jpg

It will end up in history books as a "police action" just like Vietnam.

Cliched and tired argument. *yawns*. This is SO nothing like Vietnam, the parallels are weak and drawn by the mainstream media as it fits their anti-Bush stance. The parallels are actually much closer to Hitler invading Czechoslovakia and being allowed to continue into Poland when he could've been stopped. Future generations will see what might've happened with a nuclear Iran and a nuclear Iraq joining forces, just like Russia and Germany. And before people say Iran and Iraq hate each other...Stalin and Hitler did too but they realised that the enemy of your enemy is your friend.

[once_dreaded]

http://trickfilmwelt.de/scooby_doo2.jpg

Scooby and the Gang discover it's not a Ghost after all but some old bitter man that says, "Those meddling kids!"

[michael22]

the teenss go into a brothel run by the vampires from from dusk till dawn three. while trying to unmaske them they are all killed http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://www.issy.at/original/From%2520Dusk%2520Till%2520Dawn%2520(FSK18).jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.issy.at/cosmo-dvd.html&h=475&w=336&sz=42&hl=en&start=13&tbnid=O3n8QxFU7Bk5dM:&tbnh=126&tbnw=89&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddusk%2Btill%2Bdawn%26svnum%3D10%26hl% 3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG

[Hazzle]

Don't post the Google Image Search results page in context Michael! Just the picture will do. Like so:

http://www.issy.at/original/From%20Dusk%20Till%20Dawn%20(FSK18).jpg

(also that was the shittest one on this thread so far. And that's saying something).

This one's pretty self-explanatory:

http://www.xenafan.com/buffy/images/official/cast_aol.jpg

[Pygmalion]

Bah! Michael Corvin could so shit all over those pansies.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/aristogeiton/mishaelcorvin-1.jpg