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DefyingGravity
25-05-2006, 09:14 PM
http://megazina.greatnow.com/gilbertrot/bilder3/69-get_drug.jpg

Drug dealers create an underground colace-pepto-bismol ring.

once_dreaded
25-05-2006, 11:41 PM
http://www.resilite.com/images/end_fbi%20003.jpg

FBI closes down Drug Cartel

michael22
26-05-2006, 12:48 AM
I start a legion of fanatics and slaughter the fbi in a clockwork orange fashion
www.libraries.wvu.ed...ork%20orange%202.jpg

Hazzle
26-05-2006, 07:36 AM
Pepto is suppose to soothe diarrhea....That says Colace is a stool softener/laxative.

Didn't know Pepto did that! I only thought it settled the stomach.

http://megazina.greatnow.com/gilbertrot/bilder3/69-get_drug.jpg

Drug dealers create an underground colace-pepto-bismol ring.

Picture didn't work. Allow me :

http://archives.cnn.com/2001/SHOWBIZ/books/05/31/killing.pablo/story.escobar.jpg

I start a legion of fanatics and slaughter the fbi in a clockwork orange fashion
www.libraries.wvu.ed...ork%20orange%202.jpg

Except your bloody picture doesn't work. Here...allow me, you useless tit.

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/gallery/misc/pixel_clockwork.gif

Your ultra violence is censored:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40937000/jpg/_40937569_certs.jpg

once_dreaded
26-05-2006, 09:07 AM
http://www.xmradio.com/images/logos_and_artwork_images/small/thumb_xm_logo_light.jpg

XM Satellite Radio will eventually develop XM Satellite TV which will eliminate the Rating System *bwahhahahahaha*

Pygmalion
26-05-2006, 12:06 PM
The viewers boycott preferring to watch "Big Brother" for some reason, so the station goes bankrupthttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/aristogeiton/tv.jpg

hasselbrad
26-05-2006, 01:02 PM
http://www.makeupandmonsters.com/CAVEMEN/MANNEQUINS/0329/FemOld1.jpg
Since everyone does nothing but watch Big Brother, nothing gets done. Work stops, infrastructure crumbles and, since most knowledge is computer based, mankind tumbles backward thousands of years into the Neo-Paleolithic.

Ranman
26-05-2006, 01:22 PM
Pics from the family photo album Brad?

hasselbrad
26-05-2006, 02:29 PM
Pics from the family photo album Brad?
I'm on the right...of course. mlm:)mlm

Pygmalion
26-05-2006, 03:10 PM
Glad to see there are more civilised families than mine out there.

Hazzle
26-05-2006, 03:18 PM
*ahem* Brad...could you shrink the picture down? Stretching is so annoying...

http://www.victorianweb.org/science/darwin/darwin_beard.gif

Evolution takes mankind back to their former glory.

Pygmalion
26-05-2006, 03:28 PM
Without his beard, the source of all Darwins's power he becomes a call center guy and therefore never comes up with the theory of evolution for which one of our state capitals is named after him:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/aristogeiton/razor.jpg
"Good evening, is your broadband obesely expensive?"

Hazzle
26-05-2006, 03:43 PM
http://www.tcswcd.org/images/raincloud.gif

Rain rusts the razor.

mehrdad368
26-05-2006, 04:42 PM
If you wanna see long beards I advice you to go to middle east.each person has 2 or 3 meter beard.

Jacoby
26-05-2006, 05:54 PM
Rain rusts the razor.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v258/devendra87/shirly.jpg
Shirley, the large dinosaur eats all the clouds, thus preventing rain for all of eternity.

Hazzle
26-05-2006, 07:14 PM
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/03/images/050310_meteorcrater2.jpg

Meteor hits the Earth wiping out your gay dinosaur.

Jacoby
26-05-2006, 07:37 PM
http://www.creativeglazes.com/images/white-clock-1.jpg

Time reverses the effects the meteor caused.
Time destroys everything.

calereneau
26-05-2006, 07:40 PM
EDIT: Ignoring Jacoby's post which was entered 2 seconds prior to mine....

http://www.bluecorncomics.com/pics/superman.jpg

Superman flys around the earth, reversing time far enough to allow the United States Government to assemble a space screw to land on the meteor and explode it before it hits.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/MMPH/231761.jpg

Hazzle
26-05-2006, 07:46 PM
Cal's was better Jake.

http://mynda.vefurinn.is/kryptonite(1)_85_d29_m4_y2003_kl182711.jpg

Kryptonite kills Superman. Oh don't cry, he's gay anyway, no big loss.

Jacoby
26-05-2006, 08:12 PM
Cal's was better Jake.

That's because Cale's the man. He's always funny. He's not a tit, Haz, like you. And you didn't stop the meteor men, so I will.

http://www.theincrowdvlog.com/incrowdvlog/list/film/images/Bruce%20Willis%20Cheryl%20Shuman.jpg
Bruce Willis foils plot to blow up meteor with lame emotions, and overacting.

Hazzle
26-05-2006, 08:14 PM
That's because Cale's the man. He's always funny. He's not a tit, Haz, like you. And you didn't stop the meteor men, so I will.

Because if Superman doesn't make time go back then they can't save the day. You big gay. Cunt off.

Jacoby
26-05-2006, 08:30 PM
They would have made a time machine, then.

once_dreaded
26-05-2006, 11:13 PM
http://www.stars2go.com/m/demi-moore/demi_moore.jpg

Demi Moore destroys Bruce Willis with her seductive evilness, oh that villianous woman!

Hazzle
28-05-2006, 01:50 AM
http://www.affichescinema.com/insc_s/striptease.jpg

A series of flops kill her career.

Mandy
28-05-2006, 01:54 AM
http://www.thegardendiet.com/images/demi.jpg

The comeback in Charlies Angels: Full Throttle

barrington
28-05-2006, 02:04 AM
http://www.geocities.com/woofboy_movie/pict/jaws.jpg

Jaws eats them both. Duuuun duh. Duuuun duh. Duh da duh da duh da.... etc.

Mandy
28-05-2006, 02:15 AM
http://www.celebritywonder.com/mp/1975_Jaws/1975_jaws_031.jpg

Hazzle
28-05-2006, 03:56 AM
http://www.celebritywonder.com/mp/1975_Jaws/1975_jaws_031.jpg

Errm. WHAT?!

Mandy
28-05-2006, 04:01 AM
HAH they must've found out I was hotlinking. Damn.

deviljet88
28-05-2006, 04:03 AM
Nah, if you refresh it enough it changes to a regular picture. Here it is from imageshack

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4374/1975jaws0316gl.jpg

Mandy
28-05-2006, 04:04 AM
yaaay Jet saves the day!

Hazzle
28-05-2006, 04:11 AM
ARR! Danke Jetski.

http://www.pazsaz.com/pic/seaquest.gif

Seaquest finally kills off HIS career too.

Mandy
28-05-2006, 04:14 AM
Actually...I'm pretty sure SeaQuest was popular. It was probably damn good for his career. But Ok.

Hazzle
28-05-2006, 04:16 AM
Actually...I'm pretty sure SeaQuest was popular. It was probably damn good for his career. But Ok.

Maybe there, but not over here. It got panned after one series. Don't forget, series are different across the pond. Invasion apparently got cancelled there, over here it ran a full series and is really hyped up.

If you prefer I can be less creative but I thought a gun would be a little bit cheap.

Mandy
28-05-2006, 04:17 AM
Ahh yeah. SeaQuest was on for ages here. And I loved Jonathan Brandis. But he died. :(

Hazzle
28-05-2006, 04:18 AM
Ahh yeah. SeaQuest was on for ages here. And I loved Jonathan Brandis. But he died. :(

It actually was daytime tv over here, that's how bad it was. And then it got moved over to the Sci-Fi channel, where they still air repeats. But noone watches that crap.

once_dreaded
28-05-2006, 10:33 AM
http://www.callowaytrashservice.com/images/trash_can.gif

Safe to say that SeaQuest got canned (but I loved it when it was running).

Pygmalion
28-05-2006, 10:36 AM
Its time to take out the trash. Charlie and Emilio take your rubbish bin
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/aristogeiton/menatwork.jpg

Hazzle
28-05-2006, 12:20 PM
http://www.strangepolice.com/images/content/109568.jpg

Drugs and alcohol do the pair of them in. Well, at least Charlie Sheen, but I THINK Emilio had a problem too.

calereneau
28-05-2006, 02:41 PM
The Grim Reaper comes in and cures the addiction with a hearty dose of death.

http://www.ameliaclark.com/a-grim_reaper.jpg

michael22
28-05-2006, 03:22 PM
.............sorry

michael22
28-05-2006, 03:26 PM
http://www.uncrate.com/men/entertainment/dvd/bill-teds-most-excellent-collection-001047.php
Bill and Ted challenge the grim reaper defeating him at battle ship and catch him lip sinking ruining his career

Hazzle
28-05-2006, 10:32 PM
The Grim Reaper comes in and cures the addiction with a hearty dose of death.

http://www.ameliaclark.com/a-grim_reaper.jpg

Used to have that picture on my blog!

Oh, and to continue the game:

Keanu Reaves becomes so big in the Matrix films he (largely) disowns his Bill & Ted roots. The arrogant cunt.

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/matrix/matrix-poster05.jpg

calereneau
29-05-2006, 12:24 AM
KEANU'S UNBELIEVABLY GAY HAIRCUT from Dracula shoots down his ego before he gets a chance to make Constanine 2.

http://www.posterplanet.net/images/draculakeanu.jpg

Hazzle
29-05-2006, 12:46 AM
(Off-topic but since when has that ever stopped me?)

Constantine was fucking awesome. That is all.

once_dreaded
29-05-2006, 03:02 AM
http://www.petsmart.com/media/ps/images/products/detail/standard/i/inp0/inP028036_135c7.jpg

Dog clippers save the day by shaving Keanu's girly gay coif.

once_dreaded
03-06-2006, 10:56 AM
http://www.coolnurse.com/images/no_oil.jpg

Lack of oil causes clippers to freeze up. (I can't believe I had to kill my own image)

Hazzle
03-06-2006, 11:02 AM
http://www.coolnurse.com/images/no_oil.jpg

Lack of oil causes clippers to freeze up. (I can't believe I had to kill my own image)

Wanted to give someone else a chance but they're all gay.

http://www.geektimes.com/michael/site/archive/2003/12/images/saddam-hussein-captured.jpg

Saddam is captured and the world's oil supplies shoot up (that was a fucking hard one Al...*mutters*)

once_dreaded
03-06-2006, 11:05 AM
http://www.code7r.org/Bintoons/images/bush_car08.jpg

Bush nuggies Saddam to death (Sorry about giving you a hard-on *ahem* I mean a hard ONE Haz *wink*)

Hazzle
03-06-2006, 11:15 AM
(Sorry about giving you a hard-on *ahem* I mean a hard ONE Haz *wink*)

REAL lesbians don't do that for me. Only straight girls pretending to be lesbian in porn.

http://www.nps.gov/elro/images/fdrl_fdr_09-1844a.jpg

FDR's historic 4 terms as president ensured that no other future president would be allowed to have more than 2. So Bush's number is up.

mehrdad368
03-06-2006, 11:17 AM
bush knocked on saddam head to know that is there anybody home.

once_dreaded
03-06-2006, 11:18 AM
http://www.sudantribune.com/IMG/jpg/Polio-Virus.jpg

A combo of polio^ and secretarial sexual encounters eventually caused the downfall of one of the greatest presidents the US has ever had.

Hazzle
03-06-2006, 11:53 AM
bush knocked on saddam head to know that is there anybody home.

You're not funny.

http://www.sudantribune.com/IMG/jpg/Polio-Virus.jpg

A combo of polio^ and secretarial sexual encounters eventually caused the downfall of one of the greatest presidents the US has ever had.

Damn fine president he was. If only they had:

http://www.polioplus.us/Images/vaccine.jpg

once_dreaded
03-06-2006, 12:03 PM
DAMN! I admit defeat with the vaccine but found a loophole with what I said about his sexual escapades so I present this image in response:

http://www.cyodine.com/venerealdisease/ProtectYourself.gif

Hazzle
03-06-2006, 12:23 PM
Not hard (unfortunate choice of words as if you're not hard, this won't go on):

http://www.jollyjohns.com/img/product/large/30.jpg

once_dreaded
03-06-2006, 12:32 PM
http://www.arch.cam.ac.uk/~dir21/gallery/tn/pot_hole_robin_hoods_bay.med.png

Hole in condom renders it useless.

Ranman
03-06-2006, 12:34 PM
I think I urinated in the hole last night

Hazzle
03-06-2006, 12:37 PM
I think I urinated in the hole last night

Ew. Sicko.

Broken condom leads to VD but STD clinic steps in.

http://www.swmed.edu/home_pages/mhfp/images/Stemmons%20Clinic.JPG

once_dreaded
03-06-2006, 12:47 PM
http://www.ctv.ca/archives/CTVNews/img2/20050718/160_ap_abortion_bombing_050.jpg
Clinic gets bombed by some ignorant right-wing fanatic

DefyingGravity
04-06-2006, 04:26 PM
http://www.divinemercy333.net/Jesus_crown_of_thorns.jpg

Jesus kidnaps right-wing fanatic and makes them see the light.

Digital_Ice
04-06-2006, 05:05 PM
http://www.harpers.org/art/archive/Passion/PassionPilate_350x562.gif

yes i know that technically pilate didnt want him crucified or something like that... but he was still the offical who was involved....

calereneau
04-06-2006, 06:28 PM
http://www.pilatesbodyworksintl.com/pilates_images/gallery/tortola/pilates_thigh_stretch.jpg

Everyone confuses Pilate's name with Pilates and he is soon hounded by millions of rich wives longing to spend their husbands' money on something utterly useless! Driven to madness because all this attention....Pilate kills himself to go be with Jesus.

So.....beat Pilates.

once_dreaded
04-06-2006, 08:44 PM
http://rubberfolks.net/files/data/0/0/130-20050403124225.jpg/PDG%20-%20PDG%20bends%20funny%201.jpg

People do pilates so much they get stuck in a contorted position

Digital_Ice
04-06-2006, 09:19 PM
using there knowlege of knots, the boy scouts untie the poor contorted fools

http://www.nashvillenews.org/images/photos/boy-scouts-salute.jpg

calereneau
04-06-2006, 11:22 PM
Gayness soon overwhelms the Boy Scouts of America. As a result, they leave behind manly things (like knot tying) and spend most of their time cuddling, dancing, and needlepointing.

http://www.indymedia.org.uk/images/2005/07/319664.jpg

duckula
04-06-2006, 11:35 PM
Aidsed.

http://www.petech.ac.za/aids/images/HIV_Gen_Morph_02.jpg

calereneau
07-06-2006, 04:10 AM
Enough with the AIDS! Everyone knows that only two things can beat AIDS: Bono and French Fries!

French Fries cannot get aids! We must harness their power!!!

http://otuts.homestead.com/~site/clipart/food/French_Fries.GIF

Jacoby
07-06-2006, 04:36 AM
http://senorpez.com/coppermine/albums/userpics/10003/American%20Flag.jpg

America beats the french fries by changing the named to "freedom fries."



Ha! I win the thread! No one can ever beat America. Ever.

once_dreaded
07-06-2006, 08:11 AM
http://www.gagreport.com/images/george_w_bush_Finger.jpg

George W. Bush is the end-all to America, I'm an American and I believe it.

Hazzle
07-06-2006, 12:29 PM
http://www.stratfor.com/images/maps/iraq.jpg

Self-explanatory really. I don't really believe it, as the war was definitely the right thing and future generations will remember those who opposed it as stupid cretins, but oh well.

once_dreaded
08-06-2006, 12:38 AM
It will end up in history books as a "police action" just like Vietnam. Okay...no image from me to combat it.

michael22
08-06-2006, 04:00 AM
if I saw aids ealier....keith richards.
but since i missed It Canada! If we stop selling natural resources to america we would either get invaded or starve america. we also burnt down the white house once upon a time....


http://www.deskflags.com/country/1001803.jpg

Jacoby
08-06-2006, 04:21 AM
Hmmm, what could beat Canada?

I know. Anything.


Seriously.

I couldn't find a picture for 'anything' so I'll just put one of Snoopy and Woodstock:
http://annaefili.zip.net/images/snoopy_woodstock_mail.gif

Hazzle
08-06-2006, 10:03 AM
Your image didn't work Jake. Well, this has them beat...they get scared by a ghost and run off :

http://ghosts.monstrous.com/Pictures/ghost_stairs.jpg

It will end up in history books as a "police action" just like Vietnam.

Cliched and tired argument. *yawns*. This is SO nothing like Vietnam, the parallels are weak and drawn by the mainstream media as it fits their anti-Bush stance. The parallels are actually much closer to Hitler invading Czechoslovakia and being allowed to continue into Poland when he could've been stopped. Future generations will see what might've happened with a nuclear Iran and a nuclear Iraq joining forces, just like Russia and Germany. And before people say Iran and Iraq hate each other...Stalin and Hitler did too but they realised that the enemy of your enemy is your friend.

once_dreaded
08-06-2006, 10:15 AM
http://trickfilmwelt.de/scooby_doo2.jpg

Scooby and the Gang discover it's not a Ghost after all but some old bitter man that says, "Those meddling kids!"

michael22
29-06-2006, 05:50 AM
the teenss go into a brothel run by the vampires from from dusk till dawn three. while trying to unmaske them they are all killed http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://www.issy.at/original/From%2520Dusk%2520Till%2520Dawn%2520(FSK18).jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.issy.at/cosmo-dvd.html&h=475&w=336&sz=42&hl=en&start=13&tbnid=O3n8QxFU7Bk5dM:&tbnh=126&tbnw=89&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddusk%2Btill%2Bdawn%26svnum%3D10%26hl% 3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG

Hazzle
29-06-2006, 09:05 AM
Don't post the Google Image Search results page in context Michael! Just the picture will do. Like so:

http://www.issy.at/original/From%20Dusk%20Till%20Dawn%20(FSK18).jpg

(also that was the shittest one on this thread so far. And that's saying something).

This one's pretty self-explanatory:

http://www.xenafan.com/buffy/images/official/cast_aol.jpg

Pygmalion
02-07-2006, 11:09 AM
Bah! Michael Corvin could so shit all over those pansies.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/aristogeiton/mishaelcorvin-1.jpg