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24-08-2004, 04:31 PM

24-08-2004, 04:47 PM
you scare the shit out of me woman, but your posts are funny as hell.

but i am naturally dark complected so i always have a tan. but a mean line from socks.

and yeah in general discussion there is a thread about tan lines
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24-08-2004, 09:51 PM
I used to sunbathe in the nude, but the glare off my enormous white stomach was blinding pilots on final approach to Tampa International Airport. They made me stop. :)

24-08-2004, 10:02 PM
i personally dont tan nude, so everything where my 2 piece goes is pretty white, since i have pertyy light skin. i go to tanning salons though, and try to fix up the white bits.

24-08-2004, 10:03 PM
Share something very private.

ffs... :icon_roll

24-08-2004, 10:24 PM
I get that mystic tan stuff. It looks real, and won't give me skin cancer. Which is good, because I'm already destined to die of one kind of cancer - I don't need another one. I don't do it very often though....I'm very fair skinned (like, think Nicole Kidman) and I like it.

24-08-2004, 10:42 PM
I am white. Even though I'm Oriental. Blame the English weather. However when I tan, I don't go red, like quite a few caucasian people. I'm a slightly tanned shade of yellow at the moment :-P

25-08-2004, 02:11 AM
Who the fuck would tan? My computer is kind of bright...So I go online nude to prevent tan-lines.

25-08-2004, 03:03 AM
When I go out to tan, I burn a bright red, then I peel, and Im white again. Then I attempt to tan again, and this time I tan, but I peel not even the next day, and Im left with this yellow color. Not a nice olive-italian color, but a sickeningly serosis yellow. ::shudder:: Im fine with being as pale as Nicole Kidman...perhaps I'll tan naturally in a year or two


25-08-2004, 03:12 AM
Who the fuck would tan? My computer is kind of bright...So I go online nude to prevent tan-lines.

You know we can see you, right? :icon_surp

25-08-2004, 03:19 AM
You know we can see you, right? :icon_surp

I have no shame. See? (http://www.chocodog.com/chocodog/ween/ween_new/qwert.jpg)

As for tan-lines...I hate when I work outside and I forget to take off me shirt and I get thatg nice farmer tan....Then when I hang out on the beach all the ladies be laughin'.

25-08-2004, 03:32 AM
I must lay claim to the most ridiculous tan lines in history. I called it my Neapoli-tan. When I was playing football, we usually practiced in pads, which meant that my calves and and arms stayed a nice brown color. When we practiced in shorts, my chest and thighs would get a nice sunburnt red and then, when I showered, my creamy white ass remained its vanilla color. I literally looked like a giant Neapolitan ice cream bar.

25-08-2004, 04:36 AM
I have no shame. See? (http://www.chocodog.com/chocodog/ween/ween_new/qwert.jpg)

As for tan-lines...I hate when I work outside and I forget to take off me shirt and I get thatg nice farmer tan....Then when I hang out on the beach all the ladies be laughin'.

might i say, that is just wrong.

as for me, i dont like tanning plus my skin tone is already tan looking, though i'm asian so i can get darker. if i do tan in the sun, which i did for a a year cuz i went swimming all the time, my tan didnt go away for a long time, like 6 months. i could tell because i had really bad and visable tan lines on my shoulders from my swim suit.

26-08-2004, 02:13 PM
I have tan lines from swimming trunks and the occassional sock tan, nothing serious though :icon_razz plus I never burn

When I get a tan I keep it forever, even during the frigid winter :icon_cool

26-08-2004, 05:49 PM
my favorite tan lines are the ones people have from sun glasses, those people are so retarded.
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27-08-2004, 11:52 PM
ahh i have tan lines from baking in the sun for like two weeks with oil. i go tanning a few times aweek for 15 minutes in the bed. 50 dollar subscription for the month. if i have time in the afternoons ill tan outside naked

28-08-2004, 06:22 AM
if i have time in the afternoons ill tan outside naked

*growl* that's hot.

I have a bit of a farmer's tan, not very sexy though.

02-09-2004, 08:16 AM
Heh - you don't get much paler than me. However, I don't do sunbathing. Mostly because I think it's a waste of my precious time. I play tennis when it's sunny instead. However, not in the nude (:icon_razz), so yes, tan lines. I can't be bothered to be honest.

Wow - you all wanted to know that eh? So interesting. Sorry - am bored, hence the pathetic posts. I should probably start doing work. At some point. Preferably today...

05-09-2004, 07:58 AM
just thought i'd choose this thread to post. i have a horrible sock tan from football practices every day. and i have a horrible tan from the tank top i wear to practice... and a somewhat obvious one from my 2 piece... but its ok... i personally don't mind tan lines... just shows you're an active person.

a little extra... this is cara (runangl)... and boy i haven't been here in ages. hope things are going well for all the people... and if cliff is reading this... which he prolly is since he is always comin into the girls forum... i miss talkin to you! haha.

nuf said. have fun with those tan lines... bye!

05-09-2004, 08:35 AM
Cara!!! This isn't the girl's forum anyway, this is the mingling zone. So lets mingle. Haven't spoken to you for ages!! There I was thinking you thought I wasn't good enough for you *tear*

Tan lines... I am Korean, and look almost British in skin tone. Hate the weather. However from cycling I now have an incredibly attractive watch tan line, and faint lines where my glasses rest against my head. I'm half tempted to touch the lines up with yellow paint...

05-09-2004, 01:56 PM
that could be really sexy cliff...do it take pictures we wont laugh

05-09-2004, 05:10 PM
That requires firstly overcoming the hurdle of me not actually having the ability to be sexy, as you remind me all too often :P

06-09-2004, 12:47 AM
did not i tell you this very night that i find short asians with crap tans totally sexy

12-03-2005, 06:11 AM
Look you might find this weird for a 13-14 year old male but i live in aussie but u dont really get a tan not unless u go out 2 get 1 on purpose now when i do go down beach all that i ever get is sunbured and i peel and then i go red and it just keeps on going but if u use sunsceen it works but hardly. You might also find it weird but i have always wanted to sunbathe nude not like cause im horney or anything but when i do go swimming i dont wear spedo tye bathers so like above my short line is a really horibly white and i feel ashed for it even if no1 sees it -=-=- ANY! ELSE FROM AUSSIE = If There Is is there any ppl that can recomend somewhere or maybe a nudist beach or something i do live in Hervey Bay In QLD but i cant really get anywhere so is there any1 that can help i would appreciate it -=-=- i hope u all like and are interested by my post

12-03-2005, 06:26 AM
Punctuation is your friend, Mickydrip.

As for tan lines... It's been a long time since I've had to 'worry' about those - damn winter. And I don't get a tan anyway. It's no coincidence 'f*cked' and 'fair skinned' start with the same letter :icon_razz

16-03-2005, 06:56 AM
You just love following me around dont you :( oh well yeah i keep forgetting anyway this time at least you cant tell me to get of can you