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duckula
22-08-2004, 11:15 PM
Another Survey:

Real Name:
Real Age:
How fit you are (rate 1-10):
How many cats you aunties own:
What is your favourite biscuits:
What is your mum looking for in a man:
When was the last time you licked a stamp and pretended it was a clitoris:
Third favourite girls name:
Do you know any real lesbians:
Do they live under bridges:
Have you looked at filthy asian anime porn:
Do you think the bill has gone downhill since it became a glorified soap opera:
What are you feelings on the Eurofighter:
Favourite deity:
Is your pet called goldie, fishie, kittie, nogbad the bad, harris the cat, lord marmoset of hamptiddlywinks:
Could Stalin beat Hitler up:
Has the Olympics lived up to its billing as the fastest sex carnival in history:
Could Stalin beat up Lenin:
Was Trotsky a Harry Potter fan:
Your height in metric inches:
Are you really as ugly as your picture:
Are you still paying attention:
Who was on the grassy knoll:
What would be your weapon of choice when fighting zombies:
Paralympics, sick joke or genuine sporting event:
George Bush, silly sausage or genuine threat the the coming Armaggedon:
When the rapture comes, will you be zapped up to heaven:
What position would Jesus be on a curling team:
Why are you still reading:
Why is duckula the finest human being ever:

Hazzle
22-08-2004, 11:30 PM
Real Name: Zaphod Beeblebrox
Real Age: 9/15/17/92...depending on whatever it is that turns you on ;)
How fit you are (rate 1-10): 110
How many cats you aunties own: Just the one...a nice hairy pussy.
What is your favourite biscuits: Cookies...I love putting my hand in the cookie jar;)
What is your mum looking for in a man: A Duckula clone
When was the last time you licked a stamp and pretended it was a clitoris: About an hour ago.
Third favourite girls name: Keira
Do you know any real lesbians: There's no such thing as Lesbians...they're a figment men's imaginations
Do they live under bridges: I'm sure they would if they existed...
Have you looked at filthy asian anime porn: I've drawn some
Do you think the bill has gone downhill since it became a glorified soap opera: Yes. More guns says I!!!
What are you feelings on the Eurofighter: It's gay.
Favourite deity: ME!!!
Is your pet called goldie, fishie, kittie, nogbad the bad, harris the cat, lord marmoset of hamptiddlywinks: No...Snatch ;)
Could Stalin beat Hitler up: Yes, but my mum could beat up the pair of them...big forearms y'know
Has the Olympics lived up to its billing as the fastest sex carnival in history: Munting has become an Olympic sport, it seems.
Could Stalin beat up Lenin: Yes, but again mah momma could take both of them.
Was Trotsky a Harry Potter fan: Of course he was...he loved a good "wand" up the arse ;)
Your height in metric inches: 1026475
Are you really as ugly as your picture: No...I'm beautiful...honest...it's not that I'm an attention whore.
Are you still paying attention: No
Who was on the grassy knoll: Me and Ducky.
What would be your weapon of choice when fighting zombies: Double Headed axe...or my penis.
Paralympics, sick joke or genuine sporting event: Now THERE'S a sexual carnival...
George Bush, silly sausage or genuine threat the the coming Armaggedon: No...I'm the coming Armaggedon
When the rapture comes, will you be zapped up to heaven: Course
What position would Jesus be on a curling team: Fuck knows...but he'd own.
Why are you still reading: Cos I'm an idiot who actually thinks long surveys are interesting...what...they're not?!
Why is duckula the finest human being ever: Cos he's so fit

frodo1511
22-08-2004, 11:45 PM
Real Name: Master Chief
Real Age: 117
How fit you are (rate 1-10): I'm a cyborg, how fitter can you get?!
How many cats you aunties own: zero, alergic
What is your favourite biscuits: apple strudle
What is your mum looking for in a man: none of my business
When was the last time you licked a stamp and pretended it was a clitoris: two days ago
Third favourite girls name: Keira
Do you know any real lesbians: yes
Do they live under bridges: do caves count?
Have you looked at filthy asian anime porn: NEVER!
Do you think the bill has gone downhill since it became a glorified soap opera: Hell yes
What are you feelings on the Eurofighter: mixed
Favourite deity: Ryu Hyabusa
Is your pet called goldie, fishie, kittie, nogbad the bad, harris the cat, lord marmoset of hamptiddlywinks: none of the above
Could Stalin beat Hitler up: no, both were pussies
Has the Olympics lived up to its billing as the fastest sex carnival in history: nay, one down the street is advertised as faster:P
Could Stalin beat up Lenin: see above two
Was Trotsky a Harry Potter fan: No, he preferred Ron
Your height in metric inches:69
Are you really as ugly as your picture: unfortunatley
Are you still paying attention: semi-
Who was on the grassy knoll: you
What would be your weapon of choice when fighting zombies: a baseball bat, but SHARP
Paralympics, sick joke or genuine sporting event: gse
George Bush, silly sausage or genuine threat the the coming Armaggedon: a bit of both, really
When the rapture comes, will you be zapped up to heaven: of course
What position would Jesus be on a curling team: sweeper
Why are you still reading: bored out of my skull
Why is duckula the finest human being ever: have you seen his avatar?! HAVE YOU?!?!1

Richard
22-08-2004, 11:56 PM
Real Name: Peggy Sue
Real Age: 22
How fit you are (rate 1-10): 7
How many cats you aunties own: None
What is your favourite biscuits: Dog
What is your mum looking for in a man: A Huge **** (how the fuck should I know?)
When was the last time you licked a stamp and pretended it was a clitoris: Never
Third favourite girls name: Milla
Do you know any real lesbians: Yes
Do they live under bridges: No
Have you looked at filthy asian anime porn: That shit's boring
Do you think the bill has gone downhill since it became a glorified soap opera: No.. wait Yes
What are you feelings on the Eurofighter: Gay
Favourite deity: I'm lost
Is your pet called goldie, fishie, kittie, nogbad the bad, harris the cat, lord marmoset of hamptiddlywinks: None mentioned
Could Stalin beat Hitler up: No, Hitler all the way
Has the Olympics lived up to its billing as the fastest sex carnival in history: Maybe
Could Stalin beat up Lenin: Maybe
Was Trotsky a Harry Potter fan: Don't know
Your height in metric inches: 84... I think
Are you really as ugly as your picture: You've never seen my picture
Are you still paying attention: Yes
Who was on the grassy knoll: Don't know
What would be your weapon of choice when fighting zombies: A crowbar
Paralympics, sick joke or genuine sporting event: Sick joke
George Bush, silly sausage or genuine threat the the coming Armaggedon: Silly Sausage
When the rapture comes, will you be zapped up to heaven: Depends
What position would Jesus be on a curling team: WTF?
Why are you still reading: Because you're telling me to
Why is duckula the finest human being ever: Because he can lay eggs

Pygmalion
23-08-2004, 03:33 AM
Real Name: Erin
Real Age:17
How fit you are (rate 1-10): off the chart my friend
How many cats you aunties own: 0
What is your favourite biscuits: shapes
What is your mum looking for in a man: one who doesn't annoy the hell out of her
When was the last time you licked a stamp and pretended it was a clitoris: How is a stamp anything LIKE a clitoris?!
Third favourite girls name: Amazing Grace
Do you know any real lesbians: Yes
Do they live under bridges: Does living in the Ghetto count?
Have you looked at filthy asian anime porn: maybe.....:P
Do you think the bill has gone downhill since it became a glorified soap opera: no, I love seeing how low it can get
What are you feelings on the Eurofighter: yes....?
Favourite deity: Athena...got to love a goddess who comes out of her father's shoulder.
Is your pet called goldie, fishie, kittie, nogbad the bad, harris the cat, lord marmoset of hamptiddlywinks: no
Could Stalin beat Hitler up: Hell yes.
Has the Olympics lived up to its billing as the fastest sex carnival in history: Yes. ALL ABOARD THE WAYNE TRAIN!!!
Could Stalin beat up Lenin: Lenin was a wimpy git. Stalin could TAKE HIM OUT
Was Trotsky a Harry Potter fan: undoubtedly
Your height in metric inches: 5. something
Are you really as ugly as your picture: Probably
Are you still paying attention: sorry?
Who was on the grassy knoll: Stalin
What would be your weapon of choice when fighting zombies: rubber nuclear weapons
Paralympics, sick joke or genuine sporting event: HAH. Little bit of both
George Bush, silly sausage or genuine threat the the coming Armaggedon: Silly sausage with access to Armageddon-using a quote from the graffiti on the New England Highway Brigde: "Smart Bombs, Dumb Leaders."
When the rapture comes, will you be zapped up to heaven: Probably not Hell all the Way
What position would Jesus be on a curling team: yess......?
Why are you still reading: I'm a sad pathetic himan being
Why is duckula the finest human being ever: He's British.

DefyingGravity
23-08-2004, 03:33 AM
Real Name: Fucky McFuckFuck
Real Age: old enough
How fit you are (rate 1-10): 5
How many cats you aunties own: 1
What is your favourite biscuits: ewwwww
What is your mum looking for in a man: Nonexistant.
When was the last time you licked a stamp and pretended it was a clitoris: Probably the last time I licked a stamp, whenever that was.
Third favourite girls name: Elphaba
Do you know any real lesbians: No.
Do they live under bridges: no
Have you looked at filthy asian anime porn: Like hentai? Errr... no
Do you think the bill has gone downhill since it became a glorified soap opera: Ask my mum, I live with her.
What are you feelings on the Eurofighter: What the hell is a eurofighter?
Favourite deity: God.
Is your pet called goldie, fishie, kittie, nogbad the bad, harris the cat, lord marmoset of hamptiddlywinks: No. I used to have a cat named Clinton though.
Could Stalin beat Hitler up: Didn't he already do that?
Has the Olympics lived up to its billing as the fastest sex carnival in history: Very much.
Could Stalin beat up Lenin: No.
Was Trotsky a Harry Potter fan: Bwa?
Your height in metric inches: uhh
Are you really as ugly as your picture: Sadly, yes. :(
Are you still paying attention: Yes
Who was on the grassy knoll: Don't know.
What would be your weapon of choice when fighting zombies: A samurai sword. They don't need reloading.
Paralympics, sick joke or genuine sporting event: They're fun to watch either way
George Bush, silly sausage or genuine threat the the coming Armaggedon: He's not smart enough for that.
When the rapture comes, will you be zapped up to heaven: I don't think I'll be "zapped".
What position would Jesus be on a curling team: The guy who holds the curler.
Why are you still reading: Because I have no life.
Why is duckula the finest human being ever: Enlighten me.

Jacoby
23-08-2004, 03:46 AM
My favorite part so far is how people are answering the ridiculous questions. :icon_lol:

Hazzle
23-08-2004, 09:28 AM
My favorite part so far is how people are answering the ridiculous questions. :icon_lol:

Yes...people ruinated our funny...but this survey is SO much better than Glare's you have to admit :p Or rather Amishka's, nicked, rather unoriginally, by Glare...oops was I not supposed to say that? Goes against the whole being nice to Glare thing we got told to do...DOH! :icon_redf

duckula
23-08-2004, 09:40 AM
I don't think we have to be nice to him, just tolerate or ignore him.

Hazzle
23-08-2004, 09:59 AM
I don't think we have to be nice to him, just tolerate or ignore him.

Ahh...yeah...that's pretty tough to do though, no? The sheer stench of obnoxiousness carries further than even MY pong...

Liam
23-08-2004, 10:20 AM
I'm going to do it more or less honestly.

Real Name: Erich Hartmann
Real Age: I was 22 when I got 352 kills. That good enough?
How fit you are (rate 1-10): 5
How many cats you aunties own: 0
What is your favourite biscuits: Tim Tams
What is your mum looking for in a man: My father, presumably.
When was the last time you licked a stamp and pretended it was a clitoris: Yesterday.
Third favourite girls name: Er...Pudenda
Do you know any real lesbians: Yes
Do they live under bridges: No
Have you looked at filthy asian anime porn: I have, but cant say I was impressed.
Do you think the bill has gone downhill since it became a glorified soap opera: Fuck Yes.
What are you feelings on the Eurofighter: Its fucking nice, but I'd rather a Spitfire 9.
Favourite deity: Barrington.
Is your pet called goldie, fishie, kittie, nogbad the bad, harris the cat, lord marmoset of hamptiddlywinks: Yes. Lord Marmoset of hamptiddlywinks
Could Stalin beat Hitler up: People forget Stalin was 5'2.
Has the Olympics lived up to its billing as the fastest sex carnival in history: Disappointingly, no.
Could Stalin beat up Lenin: Yeah, everyone knows bald men are pussies.
Was Trotsky a Harry Potter fan: More than likely. Filth.
Your height in metric inches: approximately 6.022 x 10^23
Are you really as ugly as your picture: Yeah.
Are you still paying attention: Sort of.
Who was on the grassy knoll: The KGB.
What would be your weapon of choice when fighting zombies: SPAS-12 combat shotgun.
Paralympics, sick joke or genuine sporting event: Genuine event.
George Bush, silly sausage or genuine threat the the coming Armaggedon: He makes me laugh.
When the rapture comes, will you be zapped up to heaven: I think so.
What position would Jesus be on a curling team: All positions.
Why are you still reading: Cause I should be at work but I called in sick.
Why is duckula the finest human being ever: Equal finest. That 25 minute debating session on the airbus pilot who wandered into closed airspace was a fine aviation moment.

Mandy
23-08-2004, 10:52 AM
Real Name:Keira Knightley
Real Age:18ish
How fit you are (rate 1-10):10
How many cats you aunties own:3
What is your favourite biscuits:The bread kind
What is your mum looking for in a man: You, duckula.
When was the last time you licked a stamp and pretended it was a clitoris: Never
Third favourite girls name: Keira
Do you know any real lesbians: Haz
Do they live under bridges: Like a troll? yes.
Have you looked at filthy asian anime porn:not lately.
Do you think the bill has gone downhill since it became a glorified soap opera:ummm?
What are you feelings on the Eurofighter:it's fucking great, man
Favourite deity:Buddha
Is your pet called goldie, fishie, kittie, nogbad the bad, harris the cat, lord marmoset of hamptiddlywinks: none of the above (king kong)
Could Stalin beat Hitler up: Does Santa Claus drink slim fast?
Has the Olympics lived up to its billing as the fastest sex carnival in history:Ooh..I must join.
Could Stalin beat up Lenin: Yes, with Hitler's arm.
Was Trotsky a Harry Potter fan: Sure.
Your height in metric inches: 5?
Are you really as ugly as your picture: I'm very ugly, yes.
Are you still paying attention: I'm looking at hot pictures of duckula. So no.
Who was on the grassy knoll: Liam and Kate after the wedding.
What would be your weapon of choice when fighting zombies: a bazooka
Paralympics, sick joke or genuine sporting event: What does Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common? Little boys pants half-off.
George Bush, silly sausage or genuine threat the the coming Armaggedon: wtf kind of question is this?
When the rapture comes, will you be zapped up to heaven: Let's hope so.
What position would Jesus be on a curling team: The referee
Why are you still reading: Because It's 6am and i'm wired.
Why is duckula the finest human being ever: Let's see...Gosh, there's just so many reasons. He's a really good survey-maker.

deviljet88
23-08-2004, 10:53 AM
Real Name: Jethro Wu
Real Age: 14
How fit you are (rate 1-10): 2
How many cats you aunties own: 0
What is your favourite biscuits: Shapes, though Chips > Biscuits
What is your mum looking for in a man: Dunno, she's 50.
When was the last time you licked a stamp and pretended it was a clitoris: Never have
Third favourite girls name: Jessica
Do you know any real lesbians: No
Do they live under bridges: No =\
Have you looked at filthy asian anime porn: Yes
Do you think the bill has gone downhill since it became a glorified soap opera: Rarely watch it
What are you feelings on the Eurofighter: A what?
Favourite deity: Uh... Not sure...
Is your pet called goldie, fishie, kittie, nogbad the bad, harris the cat, lord marmoset of hamptiddlywinks: No pet.
Could Stalin beat Hitler up: Yes. He'd have to get past quite a few guards though.
Has the Olympics lived up to its billing as the fastest sex carnival in history: Not sure, all you can tell is they don't issue leaky condoms
Could Stalin beat up Lenin: Yes, Lenin can go suck balls... No they both can.
Was Trotsky a Harry Potter fan: Oh yes, if it was existed.
Your height in metric inches: Uh... 5" something?
Are you really as ugly as your picture: Yes.
Are you still paying attention: To what?
Who was on the grassy knoll: Wtf? Grassy Knoll?
What would be your weapon of choice when fighting zombies: A machine gun that can shoot from very far away. Of course with unlimited ammo.
Paralympics, sick joke or genuine sporting event: Nothing funny, so sporting event.
George Bush, silly sausage or genuine threat the the coming Armaggedon: Armaggedon. He's got a high chance of holding the world for ransom for being voted in as President again.
When the rapture comes, will you be zapped up to heaven: Uh... no?
What position would Jesus be on a curling team: The guy with the broom.
Why are you still reading: Because books are cool.
Why is duckula the finest human being ever: He can go suck balls. Overrated I reckon.

MarkOB
23-08-2004, 01:09 PM
Real Name: Real in what sense?
Real Age: I can't remember that. I can't remember much about my birth, so I don't really know!
How fit you are (rate 1-10): I'm in minus numbers.
How many cats you aunties own: Why don't you ask them that?!
What is your favourite biscuits: Hmmm.... anything that's there!
What is your mum looking for in a man: God knows. I think she's given up.
When was the last time you licked a stamp and pretended it was a clitoris: I can't honestly say I've ever done that, but I have to lick two stamps soon, so if I remember...
Third favourite girls name: Not too sure what my first and second choices would be!
Do you know any real lesbians: Yes, well, kind of.
Do they live under bridges: Not to my knowledge
Have you looked at filthy asian anime porn: No
Do you think the bill has gone downhill since it became a glorified soap opera: It wasn't ever really uphill, was it?!
What are you feelings on the Eurofighter: It stinks. It's been the biggest bloody waste of money for the British government. It belongs to the dark ages of military technology and we do not want old crap from a warehouse in Munich!
Favourite deity: Me
Is your pet called goldie, fishie, kittie, nogbad the bad, harris the cat, lord marmoset of hamptiddlywinks: No
Could Stalin beat Hitler up: Yes
Has the Olympics lived up to its billing as the fastest sex carnival in history: Maybe the fastest carnival to get high on amphetamenes and the like!
Could Stalin beat up Lenin: Lenin was weedy and probably an old man when Stalin was in power (if he wasn't dead!)
Was Trotsky a Harry Potter fan: Er, no... actually yes - no Trot lives in the real world, so yes!
Your height in metric inches: Metric inches? Isn't that a contradiction? Oh well, about 5 foot 8.
Are you really as ugly as your picture: Worse
Are you still paying attention: Well, I worked backwards on this, so... I'm not too sure!
Who was on the grassy knoll: .......Why don't you go and find out!
What would be your weapon of choice when fighting zombies: Acid
Paralympics, sick joke or genuine sporting event: Sporting event to prove the IOC isn't discriminating!
George Bush, silly sausage or genuine threat the the coming Armaggedon: Well, I'd have said President of the United States!
When the rapture comes, will you be zapped up to heaven: Depends how cool God is!
What position would Jesus be on a curling team: The guy who gives the water out?
Why are you still reading: I'm not. I'm on auto-pilot.
Why is duckula the finest human being ever: .......Because you said so?

hasselbrad
23-08-2004, 06:40 PM
Real Name: Chickenbone Willie
Real Age: Ice
How fit you are (rate 1-10): -10
How many cats you aunties own: own outright...or just renting?
What is your favourite biscuits: the hot, moist, buttery kind
What is your mum looking for in a man: less crazy than my father
When was the last time you licked a stamp and pretended it was a clitoris: Mmff...um, never.
Third favourite girls name: Pat
Do you know any real lesbians: only the ones who work on my car.
Do they live under bridges: do overpasses count?
Have you looked at filthy asian anime porn: define "filthy"
Do you think the bill has gone downhill since it became a glorified soap opera: :icon_conf
What are you feelings on the Eurofighter: like bringing a knife to a gunfight
Favourite deity: Jimi Hendrix
Is your pet called goldie, fishie, kittie, nogbad the bad, harris the cat, lord marmoset of hamptiddlywinks: Asshat the nocturnal
Could Stalin beat Hitler up: As if it would even be a fight
Has the Olympics lived up to its billing as the fastest sex carnival in history: I hope so...I own Lifestyles stock.
Could Stalin beat up Lenin: Stalin was a killing machine. No contest.
Was Trotsky a Harry Potter fan: No, but he had the hots for the other little boy.
Your height in metric inches: 2 and a half billion.
Are you really as ugly as your picture: Uglier
Are you still paying attention: to what?
Who was on the grassy knoll: the people who really killed Kennedy
What would be your weapon of choice when fighting zombies: Troybilt Wood Chipper
Paralympics, sick joke or genuine sporting event: sick sporting joke
George Bush, silly sausage or genuine threat the the coming Armaggedon: depends on which crazies you talk to.
When the rapture comes, will you be zapped up to heaven: New Jersey
What position would Jesus be on a curling team: Goon
Why are you still reading: because the medication hasn't worn off.
Why is duckula the finest human being ever: he's made of sugar and rhinestones.

Dyce_Blue
23-08-2004, 06:55 PM
Real Name: Innocent 7 year-old visitor
Real Age: Timmy
How fit you are (rate 1-10): Mom says my clothes don't fit
How many cats you aunties own: She has the food, but no cats
What is your favourite biscuits: Dog
What is your mum looking for in a man: She says the mailman has nice calves
When was the last time you licked a stamp and pretended it was a clitoris: Clitoris, is that like medicine?
Third favourite girls name: Girls are yucky!
Do you know any real lesbians: My neighbor lady has a mullet
Do they live under bridges: I'm sleepy
Have you looked at filthy asian anime porn: I watch Dragonballz
Do you think the bill has gone downhill since it became a glorified soap opera: I don't use soap
What are you feelings on the Eurofighter: Is that on PS2? I only have Gamecube
Favourite deity: Jebus
Is your pet called goldie, fishie, kittie, nogbad the bad, harris the cat, lord marmoset of hamptiddlywinks: my fishy went to heaven. One time I tried to go to heaven too, but my head got stuck in the toilet and it overflowed
Could Stalin beat Hitler up: Yes, I think Stallone could beat of Midler...but why would those old people fight?
Has the Olympics lived up to its billing as the fastest sex carnival in history: you said a naughty word!
Could Stalin beat up Lenin: Why would Stallone beat up the Beatles man?
Was Trotsky a Harry Potter fan: Trotsky is a funny name
Your height in metric inches: eleventeen
Are you really as ugly as your picture: mommy said never give internet people my picture
Are you still paying attention: That is why I'm on ritalin
Who was on the grassy knoll: the hobbit, right?
What would be your weapon of choice when fighting zombies: grandma's perfume
Paralympics, sick joke or genuine sporting event: im confused
George Bush, silly sausage or genuine threat the the coming Armaggedon: i dont get it
When the rapture comes, will you be zapped up to heaven: mommy says that if i dont tell daddy about rolando that im going to heaven
What position would Jesus be on a curling team: curling iron
Why are you still reading: I read on a 4th grade level!
Why is duckula the finest human being ever: because he has that tasty chocolate marshmallow cereal

uh oh, naptime

seventhson
23-08-2004, 06:57 PM
Real Name:Andrew J. Oldenogh.to.be.YoDaddy
Real Age:40
How fit you are (rate 1-10):4
How many cats you aunties own:1
What is your favourite biscuits:anything edible
What is your mum looking for in a man: My 79yr-old father.
When was the last time you licked a stamp and pretended it was a clitoris: Never
Third favourite girls name: Sandra
Do you know any real lesbians: I'm sure I may, but none that I know, or are open about it.
Do they live under bridges:I hope not...there are snakes under bridges here in Texas.
Have you looked at filthy asian anime porn:No
Do you think the bill has gone downhill since it became a glorified soap opera:don't follow legislation in progress.
What are you feelings on the Eurofighter: I am ignorant of Eurofighter.
Favourite deity:Jesus
Is your pet called goldie, fishie, kittie, nogbad the bad, harris the cat, lord marmoset of hamptiddlywinks:dog=Buddy & Cat=Sugar
Could Stalin beat Hitler up: No, too damn dead.
Has the Olympics lived up to its billing as the fastest sex carnival in history: Mmmm, Ladies Beach Volleyball
Could Stalin beat up Lenin: No, too damn dead.
Was Trotsky a Harry Potter fan: Who?
Your height in metric inches:182.88cm
Are you really as ugly as your picture:Worse
Are you still paying attention:nominal
Who was on the grassy knoll: Beets me
What would be your weapon of choice when fighting zombies: Holy water
Paralympics, sick joke or genuine sporting event: genuine sport, but hard to watch.
George Bush, silly sausage or genuine threat the the coming Armaggedon:silly sausage
When the rapture comes, will you be zapped up to heaven:Yes, I am saved, define "zapped".
What position would Jesus be on a curling team: I am ignorant of that sport.
Why are you still reading: With minimal comprehension
Why is duckula the finest human being ever: Because he believes that he is.
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hasselbrad
23-08-2004, 07:02 PM
Real Name: Innocent 7 year-old visitor
Real Age: Timmy
How fit you are (rate 1-10): Mom says my clothes don't fit
How many cats you aunties own: She has the food, but no cats
What is your favourite biscuits: Dog
What is your mum looking for in a man: She says the mailman has nice calves
When was the last time you licked a stamp and pretended it was a clitoris: Clitoris, is that like medicine?
Third favourite girls name: Girls are yucky!
Do you know any real lesbians: My neighbor lady has a mullet
Do they live under bridges: I'm sleepy
Have you looked at filthy asian anime porn: I watch Dragonballz
Do you think the bill has gone downhill since it became a glorified soap opera: I don't use soap
What are you feelings on the Eurofighter: Is that on PS2? I only have Gamecube
Favourite deity: Jebus
Is your pet called goldie, fishie, kittie, nogbad the bad, harris the cat, lord marmoset of hamptiddlywinks: my fishy went to heaven. One time I tried to go to heaven too, but my head got stuck in the toilet and it overflowed
Could Stalin beat Hitler up: Yes, I think Stallone could beat of Midler...but why would those old people fight?
Has the Olympics lived up to its billing as the fastest sex carnival in history: you said a naughty word!
Could Stalin beat up Lenin: Why would Stallone beat up the Beatles man?
Was Trotsky a Harry Potter fan: Trotsky is a funny name
Your height in metric inches: eleventeen
Are you really as ugly as your picture: mommy said never give internet people my picture
Are you still paying attention: That is why I'm on ritalin
Who was on the grassy knoll: the hobbit, right?
What would be your weapon of choice when fighting zombies: grandma's perfume
Paralympics, sick joke or genuine sporting event: im confused
George Bush, silly sausage or genuine threat the the coming Armaggedon: i dont get it
When the rapture comes, will you be zapped up to heaven: mommy says that if i dont tell daddy about rolando that im going to heaven
What position would Jesus be on a curling team: curling iron
Why are you still reading: I read on a 4th grade level!
Why is duckula the finest human being ever: because he has that tasty chocolate marshmallow cereal

uh oh, naptime

Holy shit. I think I broke a rib supressing laughter. You own all of us!

Mandy
23-08-2004, 09:21 PM
Holy shit. I think I broke a rib supressing laughter. You own all of us!

Haha yeah, I have to admit, that's got to be the best one I've read so far.
gg Blue

duckula
23-08-2004, 11:46 PM
You people aren't funny.

apoggy
23-08-2004, 11:48 PM
At least they have met your expectations

Mags
23-08-2004, 11:55 PM
Real Name: Cindy McPusserson
Real Age: This many :wave:
How fit you are (rate 1-10): 4
How many cats you aunties own: In total...2...there's Lucy...and then Ethel died when she got put in the dryer. RIP Ethel. There's another, but she's nowhere as awesome as Lucy.
What is your favourite biscuits: Titty biscuits...naturally
What is your mum looking for in a man: Anyone but my dad incidentally.
When was the last time you licked a stamp and pretended it was a clitoris: 54.765 nanoseconds
Third favourite girls name: Slutty the slut-faced whore (Otherwise known as Stephanie)
Do you know any real lesbians: Mmm...yes
Do they live under bridges: Yes, Rebecca definitely does.
Have you looked at filthy asian anime porn: Currently? Yes
Do you think the bill has gone downhill since it became a glorified soap opera: I liked Kill Bill, it was the grooviest.
What are you feelings on the Eurofighter: Words cannot express my awe.
Favourite deity: Matt Bellamy
Is your pet called goldie, fishie, kittie, nogbad the bad, harris the cat, lord marmoset of hamptiddlywinks: He's my brother, and his name is pumpter.
Could Stalin beat Hitler up: Didn't he? I owe someone some money then.
Has the Olympics lived up to its billing as the fastest sex carnival in history: Not this year, but Sydney...mmm...my infections from Sydney are almost all cleared up.
Could Stalin beat up Lenin: He did, I KNOW I won money on that one.
Was Trotsky a Harry Potter fan: Of course
Your height in metric inches: -4.597
Are you really as ugly as your picture: More so baby.
Are you still paying attention: When was I?
Who was on the grassy knoll: Agent Jack Bristow
What would be your weapon of choice when fighting zombies: Light Sabre
Paralympics, sick joke or genuine sporting event: Both of course
George Bush, silly sausage or genuine threat the the coming Armaggedon: 5 4 3 2 1
When the rapture comes, will you be zapped up to heaven: I'll be zapped somewhere..but heaven?
What position would Jesus be on a curling team: Alternate
Why are you still reading: I like to think I'm smart.
Why is duckula the finest human being ever: Principals sir, principals.

kilyncw
24-08-2004, 02:46 PM
Real Name:rad gravity
Real Age:19
How fit you are (rate 1-10):used to be a 10, now about a 6
How many cats you aunties own:no idea
What is your favourite biscuits:kfc
What is your mum looking for in a man:money
When was the last time you licked a stamp and pretended it was a clitoris:tuesday
Third favourite girls name:alyssa
Do you know any real lesbians:yes
Do they live under bridges:some of them
Have you looked at filthy asian anime porn:no
Do you think the bill has gone downhill since it became a glorified soap opera:i agree with your opinion
What are you feelings on the Eurofighter:whatever your feelings are
Favourite deity:pan
Is your pet called goldie, fishie, kittie, nogbad the bad, harris the cat, lord marmoset of hamptiddlywinks:only two of them
Could Stalin beat Hitler up:easily
Has the Olympics lived up to its billing as the fastest sex carnival in history:i believe it makes me want to train for something
Could Stalin beat up Lenin:we'll call it a draw
Was Trotsky a Harry Potter fan:in a past life i believe
Your height in metric inches:fuck i'm american
Are you really as ugly as your picture:no
Are you still paying attention:no
Who was on the grassy knoll:ace ventura
What would be your weapon of choice when fighting zombies:a lawn mower
Paralympics, sick joke or genuine sporting event:funny as hell
George Bush, silly sausage or genuine threat the the coming Armaggedon:he is just silly in every way
When the rapture comes, will you be zapped up to heaven:i like to think so
What position would Jesus be on a curling team:the coach
Why are you still reading:for your amusement
Why is duckula the finest human being ever:duckula isn't cause i am
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