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duckula
19-08-2004, 12:28 AM
Officer and 'respected' member Hazzle has been banned in a gross overreaction by the authorities for supposed 'spam' violations. He should be reinstated immediately.

Free The Haz.

frodo1511
19-08-2004, 12:31 AM
FREEDOM!!!



...But I think someone higher than my authority should have the privelage, no the HONOR to free this man.
:fencing:

apoggy
19-08-2004, 12:34 AM
Oh please, dont be such an arse, he was in the wrong. You should have been banned too according to the new rules.

Your campaign is little more than a small uprising aiming to increase your own respect, I do not fear you duckula, I am God, you are merely a man....

duckula
19-08-2004, 12:36 AM
If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

P.S. Not a man, a Legend.

apoggy
19-08-2004, 12:38 AM
A Legend? Don't make me laugh.

Now get back on topic and convince me to reinstate Haz :P

duckula
19-08-2004, 12:39 AM
He's gay, he's bent, his arse is up for rent.

Also, he is one of five intelligent posters this board has (me, acliff, him, liam and my cat).

apoggy
19-08-2004, 12:43 AM
Well as you argument clearly states your cat is an intelligent poster, this must be because of the enlarged brain capacity that was made capable by rectal protein intakes from an early age.

frodo1511
19-08-2004, 12:44 AM
He's gay, he's bent, his arse is up for rent.

Also, he is one of five intelligent posters this board has (me, acliff, him, liam and my cat).


ONLY five? That's mean:(

I think that the person with the most posts is a god in respect, can not be banned, since he obviously has enough time to be on this site for 12 hours a day.
Someone please think of the children!

duckula
19-08-2004, 12:46 AM
I can't help it if my cat gets buggered by marauding mancunian moderators (illiteration is teh win) now can I?

apoggy
19-08-2004, 12:47 AM
Wow, I didn't know we had a manc as a moderator, point me in their direction, I might go say hello. If this is indeed the height of your case I have to say it will fail miserably, especially as the resident lawyer seems to have disappeared.

duckula
19-08-2004, 12:50 AM
I do not base my arguement on such heretical foundations as reason and logic.

Haz must be freed because the Lord Of The Biscuits demands it and his will is jammy dodger.

Three times shall I ask for his release. Thrice shall I be denied. Then the darkness of increasing milk froth descend upon this wretched place and wreak its wvengance (silent w).

There is only my way.

apoggy
19-08-2004, 12:54 AM
Dear duckula,

I am having difficulty coming to terms with my banning of the Hazzle. His anal ability was second to none, and I fear the children would suffer from a lack of stimulation. I am having difficulty unbanning the brute and fear that if I try to hard I could break my tool and the tollbox would thus be empty. What shall I do, for the love of sheep?

Yours,

Bannination Bob

frodo1511
19-08-2004, 12:58 AM
Dear duckula,

I am having difficulty coming to terms with my banning of the Hazzle. His anal ability was second to none, and I fear the children would suffer from a lack of stimulation. I am having difficulty unbanning the brute and fear that if I try to hard I could break my tool and the tollbox would thus be empty. What shall I do, for the love of sheep?

Yours,

Bannination Bob


See? He gets "under your skin" after a while. Kinda creepy...

duckula
19-08-2004, 01:00 AM
Well bob, a debannination is a serious matter.

On one hand you have the very soul of a nation weighing heavily upon you. Any wrong action could result in global catastrophe of the stickiest kind.

But on the other side is the deeply personal aspect. Your complete love and devotion to the Hazzlinator is guarded only by a small sect of fijian lemon hounds and must be given all reasonable sanctuary.

On the next side is the clear unwillingness of George Lucas to stop fucking up his films and further insulting a legion of slavering idiots.

On the final side is the obvious totallity of sweet wrappers and toast crumbs conspiring to commit genocide on the fridge.

On the next final side we can clearly see I have run out of ideas and I can only throw myself at the mercy of the sea.

Please, for the Chocolate Chips.

apoggy
19-08-2004, 01:06 AM
FW: Anal raping

Original Message:

To:apoggy@kkwavefront.org
From:mystical_mysterio@hotmail.com


Lo Chief, I am having a hard time coming to terms with my banning on KKWavefront, I am afraid that if I don't spend enough time in the forum I will be unable to reach my weekly quota of three anal rapings, do you know of anywhere else where this service is offered?

Haz

________


This man has been destroyed, I do what I must, it is a difficult job

duckula
19-08-2004, 01:10 AM
Suggest McDonalds, I hear it comes with the Catholic Happy Meal.

apoggy
19-08-2004, 01:12 AM
But that raises the point, would anybody in their right mind rape Haz without using a condom?

duckula
19-08-2004, 01:15 AM
No, but I'm told that being in your right mind isn't a pre-requisite for rape. Whooda thunk it?

apoggy
19-08-2004, 01:17 AM
Then there is the fact that no one in their right mind would rape Haz.

This does make me ponder, is him being open for anal raping a reason to ban him or have him unbanned, just to satisfy the lust of the forum members?

duckula
19-08-2004, 01:18 AM
I think we should unban him. The members must be sated. If their idle whims are not catered for they will see through the vague mockery that is this shambolic forum. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

duckula
19-08-2004, 01:22 AM
I must away to my secret mountain lair, but I shall return.

Sarah
19-08-2004, 10:17 AM
Shit Shit Shit

barrington
19-08-2004, 06:19 PM
someone set us up the bomb?

acliff
19-08-2004, 06:58 PM
There is no chance to survive. Make your time.

barrington
19-08-2004, 07:04 PM
zig-a-zig-ahhhh!

Mandy
19-08-2004, 07:33 PM
zig-a-zig-ahhhh!

Never knew you for were a Spice Girls fan.

deviljet88
20-08-2004, 11:22 AM
Hm... the biggest ever officer/mod/admin spam off over an officer, sweet :) Haz > Duckula.

duckula
20-08-2004, 11:43 AM
Shutup dickface.

apoggy
20-08-2004, 11:48 AM
Ever the articulated lorry

deviljet88
20-08-2004, 11:50 AM
Everyone's so touchy...

apoggy
20-08-2004, 11:50 AM
Stop spamming Jet, I bean-fried-rice it

duckula
20-08-2004, 11:53 AM
Quit yo jib-jabbering fool.

Hazzle
22-08-2004, 01:21 AM
There's a new sheriff in town.