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kilyncw
16-08-2004, 06:52 PM
has anyone written some really terrible poetry that seems like something that would fit best on a bathroom wall. haha i've written plenty but they are entertaining for me and my friends.

CEREAL KILLER

where did all the cornflakes go
if snap crack and pop will return we'll never know

a cereal killer is on the loose
he has killed the weis bran cocoa puff moose

2 scoops of raisin bran is now down to one
cereal killer killed tucan sam with an unloaded gun

whips, chains, and leather masks is how this game was played
cereal killed ended honey nut bumble bee's days

cereal killer has some giant grape nuts
he robbed golden bear of his lovely wheat puffs

he killed dig 'em cause smacks is the same thing
he killed lucky, for the lucky charms could bring

many of his murderous nights to rest
when one las kill is a milk-filled spoon to the frosted sides chest

from the cookie crisp cops he could escape
its just tony the tiger yelling THEY'RE GREAT!!!


this is so terrible but it would be awesome if there were some others.
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kilyncw
16-08-2004, 08:06 PM
boredom causes me to put in another one

THA'S LOVE

i know all about love
it's when you know that other person feels the same as you
it makes for a whole lotta lovin
tha's love

i know all about love
it's when you want to know where that special person is every moment of the day
so you stalk them to find out
tha's love

i know all about love
it's when you are with that special someone and you are not only thinking about sex
you are all about boobs and foreplay too
tha's love

i know all about love
it's when you and that scecial person share something that no one else in the world has
each others underwear
tha's love

tha's love
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Richard
16-08-2004, 09:25 PM
I friend of mine keyed my golf coach's car once, with the words...

Maery Chritsmass

keira_lover
17-08-2004, 12:26 AM
boredom causes me to put in another one

THA'S LOVE

i know all about love
it's when you know that other person feels the same as you
it makes for a whole lotta lovin
tha's love

i know all about love
it's when you want to know where that special person is every moment of the day
so you stalk them to find out
tha's love

i know all about love
it's when you are with that special someone and you are not only thinking about sex
you are all about boobs and foreplay too
tha's love

i know all about love
it's when you and that scecial person share something that no one else in the world has
each others underwear
tha's love

tha's love

Tha's hilarious. :icon_rofl

Well, I was going to post a few poems I did when I was a little kid, but I don't know where the fuck my mom put my book. :icon_mad:

frodo1511
17-08-2004, 01:28 AM
Nope, never have a pen on me when the time it right, but I always laugh out loud when I read a stupid "call ______ for a good time" joke. It's hilarious.

alby
17-08-2004, 09:38 AM
CEREAL KILLER

where did all the cornflakes go
if snap crack and pop will return we'll never know

a cereal killer is on the loose
he has killed the weis bran cocoa puff moose

2 scoops of raisin bran is now down to one
cereal killer killed tucan sam with an unloaded gun

whips, chains, and leather masks is how this game was played
cereal killed ended honey nut bumble bee's days

cereal killer has some giant grape nuts
he robbed golden bear of his lovely wheat puffs

he killed dig 'em cause smacks is the same thing
he killed lucky, for the lucky charms could bring

many of his murderous nights to rest
when one las kill is a milk-filled spoon to the frosted sides chest

from the cookie crisp cops he could escape
its just tony the tiger yelling THEY'RE GREAT!!!

:icon_lol:

Wasn't there a high school student in Oklahoma suspended for writing a "violent" poem?

I friend of man keyed my golf coach's car once, with the words...

Maery Chritsmass

:icon_lol:

I remember how my friend Joe used dog shit to smear the words "Happy Birthday" on his golf coach's car. It was voted the sickest prank in our high school yearbook, and it also earned him a three day suspension. Oh man... :icon_eplu

kilyncw
17-08-2004, 12:36 PM
shitty poetry is so fun to just read out loud in public to annoy ppl.
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Narzys
17-08-2004, 05:16 PM
Very Funny... and not very bad :D

hasselbrad
17-08-2004, 06:02 PM
shitty poetry is so fun to just read out loud in public to annoy ppl.

I used to do it all the time in creative writing classes. My poetry was awful. I am all about the prose...poetry escapes me.

DefyingGravity
18-08-2004, 11:13 AM
There once was a man from the dock.
Whose love life kept him up around the clock.
The women revered him.
And some of them feared him.
Because he had a 19-inch....







.....SCAR along the edge of his face, it was really an accident but I guess he should have been more careful. :icon_err:

Hazzle
18-08-2004, 11:22 AM
There once was a man from the dock.
Whose love life kept him up around the clock.
The women revered him.
And some of them feared him.
Because he had a 19-inch....







.....SCAR along the edge of his face, it was really an accident but I guess he should have been more careful. :icon_err:

Hahahaha...genius.

kilyncw
18-08-2004, 12:32 PM
that is great haha.

here's one my friend just made up haha it's pretty dumb funny.

i once had a dog named chuck
chuck was hit by a truck
i'm sorry about my luck.

it is so terrible.
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kilyncw
18-08-2004, 05:32 PM
glistening vomit at the stroke of midnight
we had a lot of fun
aching migrane, can't think straight
now the fun is done

choking the glass til nothing's left
we had a lot of fun
waking up in a foreign place and trying to get home
now the fun is done

hooking up with no names given
we had a lot of fun
awaking to find they're uglier than sin
now the fun is done

telling tales the very next day
we had a lot of fun
knowing it will all happen again next week
the fun is never done
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kilyncw
24-08-2004, 08:15 PM
we're bringin' this one back

TOUGH GUY

i'm a tough guy
wear a wife beater 3 sizes too small
fuck it i won't wear no shirt at all

i'm a tough guy
wear my visor upside down
wear my shades when the suns not around

i'm a tough guy
my girlfriend has 3 kids with 4 guys
just upgraded my trailer to a doublewide

i'm a tough guy
with all of my hear
mess with me and my boys will tear you apart

i'm a tough guy
pass out when i dip
you think i'm cool cause i use the word hip

i'm a tough guy
i can count to 3
one, two,......uh 6

i'm a tough guy
i bench almost 160
my boys will mess you if you step to me

i'm a tough guy
my girlfriend has 6 teeth
i can see all 3

i'm a tough guy
with my arms like an ape
damn man, you gotta hear my bass

i'm a tough guy
wear my shorts down around my ankles
gotta brag about the way it dangles

i'm a tough guy
i flex in the mirror
dat's good to go right der

i'm a tough guy
hmbabidaylumbel
they call me dj ugly mumbles

i'm a tough guy
i got tough guy tattoos
only tough guys can do what i do
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