PDA

View Full Version : Keira Song


Mags
14-08-2004, 05:55 AM
Fine, whatever expectations you have for the content of this thread based on the title will surely be exceeded by what I have for you. Yes, a lovely song posted in the weekly newsletter for www.b3ta.com about an enticing ode to the subject of this forum, Miss Keira Knightley. The subject matter is, to be frank, frightening, but I do have to respect the utter dedication the artist shows to the object of his affection. Warnings all around though, enjoy.

Keira Song (http://www.rokit88.com/audio/keira.mp3)

deviljet88
14-08-2004, 05:56 AM
Keira, please will you suck my cock? Lol, amusing song about KK :) Who’s the freak who made it :P

Narg
14-08-2004, 06:20 AM
hahaha, good stuff, very funny.

Richard
14-08-2004, 06:54 AM
Mary mother of... :icon_surp

I said this earlier on the shoutbox... at least he can sing. Seriously, it wasn't too bad - by that I mean amusing. His lyrics often make sense, he's very talented. :icon_mod:

Spire
14-08-2004, 06:56 AM
I'm disturbed.

Pinkfairy
14-08-2004, 06:59 AM
It's quite catchy... but still what a disturbed fucker.

meegaan1
14-08-2004, 08:14 AM
:eek13: Um...Interesting. Now please excuse me while I hide under my bed.

ralfusius
14-08-2004, 09:47 AM
will it be on a single :icon_razz , I would buy it so it could be on top of the pops :D
I sort of like it (i-r-a) anyway

Narzys
14-08-2004, 03:41 PM
Nice idea to make a song about Keira, but sorry... I don't like some of this lyrics... :icon_conf

frodo1511
14-08-2004, 05:58 PM
Grammies, watch out! :icon_mod:

keira_lover
14-08-2004, 06:45 PM
Agh, now I'm gonna have that damn song stuck in my head all day. *shutter*

Snoug
14-08-2004, 07:12 PM
lol that was pretty great. Some people really need to get out more :icon_err:

frodo1511
14-08-2004, 07:20 PM
Hey mags, did you happen to find out who is the "singer" in the song? I really need to beat the dying piss out of him this instant.

duckula
14-08-2004, 07:34 PM
Awesome, genius, almost as good as Jesus, better than sex on a ride on lawnmower.

Awesome A.

Jesus Approved (tm).

Hazzle
14-08-2004, 09:55 PM
Fucking genius...this man has funny...if he's not already here we should recruit him to KKW to slap down some of the obsessives :p

catalonian
14-08-2004, 11:19 PM
This song's a shit. There's people with nothing to do in life, really.

Hazzle
14-08-2004, 11:21 PM
This song's a shit. There's people with nothing to do in life, really.

Except make people laugh? Yeah...what a poor life experience that must be...not that I'd know of course...maybe we should ask Cliff?

frodo1511
15-08-2004, 02:12 AM
Only thing funnier today was seeing my friend get his tongue stuck in a blender machine... pure enjoyment.
The song comes in at a close second, mind you.

Dr.No
16-08-2004, 07:50 PM
Man i wish i wrote that song the best part was i saw her in the hole but never really saw her hole HAHAHAHAHA
Funny that you guys are amused by this but then on the other hand banned me 6 times for saying stuff like that Hmmmm

japass
16-08-2004, 07:55 PM
that is like some thing i would say when on a high it was really funnya tiny bit over the top but funny

jadie
16-08-2004, 08:51 PM
thats frickin awesome!!!!!!

Hazzle
16-08-2004, 09:40 PM
Man i wish i wrote that song the best part was i saw her in the hole but never really saw her hole HAHAHAHAHA
Funny that you guys are amused by this but then on the other hand banned me 6 times for saying stuff like that Hmmmm

Thing is you weren't funny...and you were spamming...stop bitching before I make it 7 ;)

Richard
16-08-2004, 09:41 PM
Has there been a well-kept secret? Is Haz the singer of this obscure and quite funny but immature song? :icon_conf

Hazzle
16-08-2004, 09:47 PM
Has there been a well-kept secret? Is Haz the singer of this obscure and quite funny but immature song? :icon_conf

Yes...of course :rolleyes:

frodo1511
17-08-2004, 12:57 AM
This could very well be the next hit on MTV(video pending, of course:)

Kelsey
17-08-2004, 01:19 AM
I think it's wierd and she should be offended. But that's probably because I have the sense of humor of a cardboard box.

And you were banned 6 times? Holy shit, are you an idiot?

Hazzle
17-08-2004, 08:44 PM
I think it's wierd and she should be offended. But that's probably because I have the sense of humor of a cardboard box.

You stopped anyone making a joke at your expense...how mean! :p And yes, it is a little wierd, but it's done to be funny, anyone can see that, so I doubt she would be that offended...just need to see the funny side...if it was meant to be offensive I could see the point...but it's like so many other celebrities have their own songs which're wierd :p

And you were banned 6 times? Holy shit, are you an idiot?

Yes...he was...everyone who's banned is...except me and Ducky of course...we're just legends :D

You don't remember our "friend" Therapist? There were other names but that's the one I recall...he technically didn't get banned 6 times, just got 6 different accounts banned (and he told us they were all different people...we always said it was one...we win :D).

keiralover2630
18-08-2004, 12:48 AM
http://www.livejournal.com/users/therealrodhull/37371.html

He claims it was a heartfelt song

Dr.No
18-08-2004, 02:55 AM
Dude there was 2 of us not one thank you noob

Hazzle
18-08-2004, 10:47 AM
Dude there was 2 of us not one thank you noob

Hah...noob...how insulting...I'm actually crushed...I'm going to go kill myself now because some retarded hormonal 16 year old (if that) called me a noob.

Now stay on topic, mmmkay? There's a good boy now...

http://www.livejournal.com/users/therealrodhull/37371.html

He claims it was a heartfelt song

He also claims he was drunk:D

johnnyboy
18-08-2004, 05:39 PM
Disturbing, it'll be stuck in my head for the next month, yay :icon_err:

kilyncw
18-08-2004, 07:15 PM
you know what, that is awesome if the writer of the song is in 7th grade. it would be hilarious if that was the case.

but he is a fucking doucher, no doubt.

that songs blows goats like it wants some cheese.
________
Expert Insurance (http://xpertinsurance.com/)

Keyser_so_so
22-08-2004, 01:48 PM
Holy s**t that's crazy!

Very weird, certainly, but the restraining order bit at least adds a bit of humour to it. The rest is disturbingly honest!

deviljet88
22-08-2004, 01:51 PM
Heh interesting blog from the person who wrote the lyrics to that song.